Anna Nicole to Birkhead -- Go F**k Yourself

Anna NicoleTMZ obtained an AOL Instant Message exchange yesterday between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. Anna Nicole made it clear that she's not going to submit to a DNA paternity test without a fight.

The following is a precise transcript, complete with spelling and grammatical errors (but the user names have been changed):

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole in your dreams

The deadline for the paternity test was today. We've learned Smith's lawyers were in Los Angeles County Superior Court this morning trying to block the test. The judge has not issued a definitive ruling on Smith's motion and so far the DNA test has not happened.



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76. no way its howards its larrys kids do the dna
whats the problem with it
i think she likes to have babies so that she can own them outright
weird
its not fair to larry not to let him see his child
howard should know better than this

Posted at 8:06PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by mk

77. hey how are you guys . You OK ? I hope so . My dad says anna Nichole smith is a skank druggie . I wish he wouldn't be so hard on her as she has huge TATA S and when I say huge ...I mean huge . YEAH ! WOOWOW ! anyway , she is in a mess of trouble . Her son died which is not funny at all . Her boyfriend is real creepy looking and my dad says he stopped or redirected blog threads that he wrote about HKS . I believe it as HKS kinda looks like he's a devil worshiper . I think he might have already sold his soul or a testicle . Whats' atesticle ? All I know is that what my dad said I'll have to give to the devil when I get older get " even up " for the playstaion 3 he got me for christmas . Ny dad is funny . HAH HA . anyway , heres my NASTY BOIL jr . i stayed up so late that I watched Oprah at night . Now I know hoe to handle Hot Flashes if I get them .

ANNA nichole smith is acting like a baby ! Anna has HUGE TATA "S ! WOW - they are bigger than POsh SPices TATA " S HHUUGGEEE! BADASS > WOWOOWOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOWOWO huge HUGE . I'd like to see her naked > NAKED !! BIG TATA "S WOWOWOWOOW

Man , thats rough . I wish my dad was back , he writes these as easy as he pee-pees . His words not mine . Until harv decides he'll help pay for my dads brain operation I geuss I have to keep doing this crap . I love you . Man I can''t wait to see you guys again . We are buddies ...I know it . Until then be good or be like Donald trump and act good but be a bastard . My dads words not mine . See ya' !

Posted at 7:46PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by NASTY BOIL jr.

78. HEY Cheryl.. you're maybe not an Anna Nicole fan at all but for sure a loser. Have you ever been sucked ? sure not.. you're still on your mother's pants looking for an hero.. but do you know that your future is made of sucking dicks... did anyone tell you that ? sure not.. so leave in piece.. have a nice day..

Posted at 7:55PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by cheryl sucker

79. How did TMZ get acces to a private AOL IM conversation? That was obtained illegallly and you are subject to litigation as there are privacy laws which TMZ has compromised..

Posted at 7:59PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by G. Allred

80. why don't you shut up G.Alfred ???

Posted at 4:31AM on Jan 24th 2007 by G.Alfred fucker

81. Duh Gloria..how do you know the conversation is real? You sure are gullible. Bet you still believe that the Bahamas are a British territory too...

Posted at 8:06PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Elliott Ness (aka Lance Link Secret Chimp)

82. Somebody should test me because its probably my kid.

http://www.brittanysexvids.com

Posted at 6:40AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Craig

83. Once again,Anna nichol (fake name) is behind the death of her son! I know it!Everyone talks about how"happy" their photos were,well he obviously wasn't a happy person! She sure did and always does make a "good" show for the cameras! They kept talking about her wanting a little girl for years now,saving girls baby clothes,well,she finally has her "little girl and all of a sudden her son dies.hmmm,strange isn't it???? She was behind it all!!!! Think about it....And why would anyone give that much of an airhead a tv show???I didn't realize how dumb she really is until i saw it a couple times.

Posted at 8:28PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by B

84. humm, me thinks Anna nicole might be afraid her little secret will come out.

Posted at 8:15PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Lisa

85. I'm sick o' you too Elliot Ness! Like I said before, there are NOT many chances where a celeb chat can be caught red-handed; that shit is wrong. I think that dildo is too far up your ass... let me help you out.

Posted at 8:22PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Beef Stopper

86. To Cheryl 67: I didn't say I am a fan of Anna's, I was just making an observation. And yes, we are all entitled to our opinions. I will not be commenting further after this because of idiots, such as #70, which I believe may have been written for your attention. I don't want people to think this person is me.

To Cheryl Sucker 70: You're obviously a reflection of your up-bringing; something for you to be proud of, and brag about, I'm sure. You're disgusting, peverse, skanky and pathetic; I'm sure it runs in the family.

Posted at 8:34PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Cheryl

87. abc12.com is reporting that three hours ago, the Superior Court judge said that she has until the end of today to submit the child for paternity testing.

Posted at 8:33PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by You're goin' down, ANS

88. Dear Cheryl I fucked your mommy and your daddy last night. Fun for all. ooppss...did I anger you? Sorry...NOT!

Posted at 8:40PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by fatherfucker

89. #63 sarah Please learn how to spell.

Posted at 8:53PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by michael

90. In response to poster number 11 (Lara)- My goodness...yes, it WOULD be illegal for AOL to release that information to TMZ, and YES, the owner of this site, Harvey Levin IS an attorney and while we may not always agree with him, he IS smart enough to know the laws. Fabricate the message between Anna and Larry? I highly DOUBT that. Did it occur to you at ALL that MAYBE Larry shared this information with Harvey/TMZ? Is that far fetched? Nah...so before you go all out and start swinging here Lara, maybe you should think of every possible angle here??? As for the posters who are "trashing" Anna, you think that is TMZ's fault? Are you kidding with that?? Anna Nicole Smith IS trash and she has absolutely convinced many that she IS trash by her continued antics. Please Lara, tell all of us why she is NOT trash? Tell us ONE GOOD REDEEMING thing this woman has EVER done? Are we supposed to pity her because the Marshall Family tried to freeze her out of the will? What young woman would marry a man the age of the elder Marshall? Love? Are you kidding me? She was living in a trailer when she met the very wealthy Mr. Marshall. He was her MEAL TICKET. Are we supposed to pity her because she lost her son? Most of us here feel so damn horrible for that poor childs loss of life, and while we are not the jury here, all accounts to that poor childs death points to Anna and Howard. It IS a FACT that Anna was a METHADONE WHORE, and that is the drug that killed that poor child. Anna was a repugnent mother. She did things that we ALL SAW on her reality show that made ME blush in front of her own child. She was a LOUSY mother. Sure, she loved him. No one doubts that, however, it was HER lifestyle that killed that child. She is NOT a normal woman. She left that poor child on a cold slab for I cannot even remember how many days and then she woops it up with a "party" before she even lays that child to rest. She has stiffed nearly everyone in connection with burying Daniel financially. Are we supposed to pity Anna because she doesn't want to do a paternity test to prove who the father is? This is the same woman who told TWO men they were the father, THEN turns around and announces a THIRD (Howard) is the father. Are we supposed to pity Anna because she is going to be evicted from the house in the Bahamas? This is the same ANNA NICOLE SMITH who began telling everyone that the home was a, "gift". PLEASE!!!!!!! Do you really think that some random guy is going to give her a friggen HOUSE as a gift because they dated and she is allowed to invite her new "so-called" husband to live there too?? Are we supposed to pity Anna because she is having a hard time financially? This is the same friggen bitch who sold to the tabloids the photos of Daniel just before his death all in order to make money??? This is the same friggen bitch who sold to the tabloids photos of her daughter so she can make even MORE money? She is making her children her CASH COWS!! Would you do THAT to YOUR children Lara???

Okay, my tangent is OVER....for god's sake people, grow a FUCKING BRAIN before you start defending Anna Nicole Smith.


Posted at 9:21PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Laughing at all of YOU

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