Anna Nicole to Birkhead -- Go F**k Yourself

Anna NicoleTMZ obtained an AOL Instant Message exchange yesterday between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. Anna Nicole made it clear that she's not going to submit to a DNA paternity test without a fight.

The following is a precise transcript, complete with spelling and grammatical errors (but the user names have been changed):

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole in your dreams

The deadline for the paternity test was today. We've learned Smith's lawyers were in Los Angeles County Superior Court this morning trying to block the test. The judge has not issued a definitive ruling on Smith's motion and so far the DNA test has not happened.



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91. She's just a stupid slut. All the court has to do is issue an arrest warrant for her. She has to come to the US eventually to go to court and try to get the money from her last marriage that she hasnt collected yet. I hope Birkhead gets custody..it shouldn't be to hard

Posted at 9:36PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by benwa

92. POST 3 82 : Laughing at All of You : That was a brillant blog. You are absolutly right. Harvy Levin talks to LB all the time. He was on Show Biz tonight stating that HIMSELF. They have been corresponding since this story broke. For sure LB is giving him " inside information . DAHHH..

Yee Gads. Thank goodness YOU have a functioning brain. You have educated many people tonight. Thanks for your contribution. Remember when this story 1st came these boards ? I do. It's never too late to change the mind of people who already have " preconceived notions ". And I know you of all people know that. Keep blogging. I love what you have to say.

Posted at 9:46PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by The wise old owl

93. Hey just Laughing at all of YOU:

I could care less about Anna Nicole Smith and what she does with her life. Unfortuantely seem to make yourself the moral police here in regards to Ms. Anna Nicole Smith. You are not god and who are we to judge her?

Just like you she has a right to live her life any way she dam well pleases. TMZ is just making money off of her and you are eating it all up.

Do you honestly believe all those magazines when they tell stories about the stars? Please tell me you are smarter than that at least I hope you are....

For the records AOL never releases information that easy I know we had to serve them with a subpoena to get im records on a pedophile. We could not get access to the records the next day so you tell me why TMZ has that information so quickly?

That would only leave birkhead and I would not trust him with a 10 foot pole. I am sure his attorney has barred him from all personal contact with this woman. So that leaves on one conclusion the information is fake. Unless I see proof from aol from their servers I would not believe the information. You might but then that is your problem.

See what TMZ is doing is preying on all of you believers. People who believe the sky if falling types.

As for Anna I do not condone anything but I am not here to judge her. I will leave that to the likes of you. Guess you have no skeletons in your closet.

Remember Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" did you believe him?

Posted at 9:53PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by lara

94. Mr. Levin how nice of you to post the pictures you post. I think it is funny everyone was pissed off at you for the article on Barbara Walters and her looks from last week. They all said you sunk to an all time low. Well, so is this picture. It is uncalled for and you know it. Guess the peoples court can do without you now.

Levin you sicken me I used to love watching you but now you are nothing but an incite monger.

Posted at 9:55PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by lara

95. Who or what is a Yee Gads?

Posted at 10:18PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by the wise old owl has an IQ of 10

96. Lara-

Well, SOMEONE needs to be the moral police!! Am I god? Well, that obviously we all know I am not, however, I am and I WILL pass judgment on her whether you or anyone else likes it or not.

One thing I am not, is stupid. Tabloid journalism makes me laugh. I find it fascinating. Cures boredom sometimes, but no, I do not buy into everything I read here OR the tabloid rags. One thing I HAVE done is my homework regarding her before I opened my mouth. Would you say the Bahama newspapers were credible? How about CNN? How about actual court documents? Credible witnesses?? Again, I do not agree with everything Harvey Levin does but I do not and would not believe he would allow his site to conjure up something that could potentially get him sued. My "rant" had nothing to do with what Harvey or TMZ has written about Anna or Howard..it is the hard cold FACTS of what is going on that makes me pretty much an expert at what I am talking about. Like you, you are entitled to your opinions...as am I, however, my opinions are based on facts. Your only reason for being here is to challenge Harvey and TMZ because, "you are a paralegal". Wow!! I am sure Harvey is impressed...either that, or he is scared of you and all your legal logic! Do yourself a favor Lara...go to law school, THEN challenge Harvey. LOL...you are starting to look like a wanna-be lawyer and you are just embarressing yourself. Move on....it is a no win situation here for you.

Posted at 10:23PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Laughing at all of YOU

97. Since when did TMZ become the private message board for
Cheryl, Patty, wise old fxxxking owl? WhoTF are these whack jobs?
Get a life will you? Email each other privately and get the hell out of here.
No one wants to hear your bullsh*t.

Posted at 10:26PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Cheryl #3

98. LB's Lawyer, Debra Opri just announced on Nancy Grace the Text messages were real. Larry is in the bahama's because Anna told him she would take the test today...... The IM's were what Opri called" A heads up to LB that the test was not going to happen".

Posted at 10:33PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Ms Teal

99. Dear Laughing at all of YOU

cold hard facts - Laughing out Load here...... I cannot believe you just said that and thank you for giving me the best laugh tonight.

I always love reading comments by people who are ignorant such as yourself. I am not challenging levin and you need to wake up and smell the roses - the im post was a fake.

Mr. Levin is no longer an attorney as of 1996 but he has gotten the last laugh here. Cold hard facts that is a good one.

omg tooo funny.

Posted at 10:39PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by lara

100. Lara : I guess you didn't see Nancy Grace tonight. Seems that not only are the transcripts from the IM between LB and ANS LEGIT........they are absolutely authentic. So much for that misguided blog of yours.

Once again ANS has become her " own worst enemy " What kind of dip sh*t gets on the internet and sends a message like that. to the person she has an ongoing lawsuit with. ??

It is just another NAIL in the coffin for her. She must have really " been under the influence " when she sent that. It is really a reflection on her character and very exposing. SHe needs to watched constatnly. I wonder where her Lawyers were. She needs a baby sitter for HERSELF.

He says " Do the right thing "..................she says " in your dreams. " That just tells it all. Talk about a confession of guilt. It doesn't get any better than that. I will have to concur that LAUGHING AT YOU has done the research and informed herself BEFORE she blogged. YOU should do the same next time. HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING.

Posted at 10:41PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by The wise old owl

101. #89---The term, "Yee Gads" has been around for many years. It simply means, "Oh my!!". You must be under the age of 18 to not know this? I mean, come on, what OTHER immature reason would you sign off as, "the wise old owl has an IQ of 10"?? As Nasty Boil would say, "Dickhead"!!

Cheryl #3--These women have been posting here for many many months. Get over it. If YOU do not like it, YOU move on. There are many here that do not want to read YOUR bullsh*t...and I am one of them.

Posted at 10:44PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Laughing at all of YOU

102. I think it's time for the men in the white jackets to come take her away! She's nucking futs! She is nothing but a doped up, nasty, skanky mess! How can she think that she doesn't have to pay for anything or follow court orders? What makes her so damn special?!!

Skipping out on the DNA testing says volumes about her & HKS. Also referring back to an interview with HKS...he was complaining that Birkhead didn't wait til after Daniel was buried to request DNA testing. He claimed that it traumatized her. Yeah, riiiiiight! She was the on who waited weeks after his body was released to bury him, but yet had a funky COMMITMENT ceremony with HKS. What a load of B$!!!

PEOPLE REMEMBER THIS!! THERE HAS BEEN NO WEDDING!! NO WEDDING!! NO MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE!! NONE!! THEY ARE NOT MARRIED!! REAPEAT, NOT MARRIED!! IT WAS ALL FOR SHOW, JUST ONE DAMN BIG PHOTO OP!!

I really do not understand why this woman isn't in prison. I'm sure if she was claiming Birkhead were the babydaddy & he was trying to duck his responsibility he'd be locked up! GOD! I feel so freakin' sorry for the baby! This little girl deserves soooo much more! She deserves to be in a safe AND SANE atmosphere!!

To those of you who have said, "Birkhead would be a lousey father" or things along that line. HOW DO YOU KNOW? HE HAS NEVER GOTTEN A CHANCE TO BE DADDY! ANS stole that from him! I'd call her a stupid, selfish *itch, but that would insult *itches everywhere!!!

Posted at 11:00PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by glynne64

103. She's a PIG - plain & simple. She'll get what's coming to her!

Posted at 10:46PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Briggs

104. 5 yrs ago i tried to make a bitch believe this guy we were both seeing was talking sh*t about her i opened im twice under two names then edited the logs and then sent them to the bitch she dumped him for cheating then i kicked his ass out

Posted at 10:49PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by wendy

105. #89 As Nasty Boil would say, "Dickhead"!!

Laughing at all of you.......
After a long hard day at work.. God how I needed that laugh! Thank you..
( I truly mean that too!)

Posted at 10:51PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Ms Teal

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