Rabbi Yells "Cut!" Over Porn Flick

ASSRAELISThe producer of an all-Israeli porn flick is under attack from rabbis who say his use of a food-certification symbol ain't kosher.

Yesterday, Tight Fit Productions of Van Nuys, Calif., the purveyors of "Assraelis," which was shot entirely in Israel with all-local talent, and in Hebrew (with, uh, English subtitles), received a cease-and-desist order letter from a lawyer representing Rabbi Yehuda Rosenbaum of KOF-K Kosher Certification, a New Jersey company that puts its stamp of approval on Kosher goods. Tight Fit's DVD-cover claim of Israeli authenticity is accompanied by a Hebrew letter normally reserved for rabbi-ordained meats, grains, and other foodstuffs.

KOF-K's lawyer says that Tight Fit is using the symbol "illegally" in violation of State and Federal Law, and plans to sue "if the situation is not rectified as quickly as possible." Oren Cohen, the owner of Tight Fit, finds the action "funny," but will modify the cover art before the film's release next week -- to satisfy what he calls the "very nice" rabbis.

No word from Cohen, who himself does not observe the Kashrut, on whether, despite their Kosher claims, meat and milk products were mixed during the making of "Assraelis."


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31. its a porn film he probably has a copy of it anyway jewa**hole

Posted at 5:46PM on Jan 25th 2007 by jews cause the worlds problems

32. to "SmallDick" O.T.
who the f*** are you? TMZ is not gonna ask you what to publish, they're gonna do what they decide. You're nobody.

Posted at 5:49PM on Jan 25th 2007 by mazeltov

33. "This is similar to what Jesus said to the religious leaders - the Pharisees - of His day." " I'm with "TMZ Loves Perez". I don't like Jews either."

Wow, enough with the Jew bashing! And, you dumbass, Pharisees were pre-Jesus, against the corruption of the Temple high priests, or the Sagicees, who were incorporrating Hellinism in. If your going to talk down, get your freaking history right

And yes, there are a lot of Jews in Hollywood. Move on. Don't see the anti-Semitism coming out when there's gossip coming out about Scarlett Johansson, Bar Rafaeli, or Natalie Portman. And the Jewish Israelis making this porn are OBVIOUSLY secular. Are you? Most American Jews for that matter are assimilated and consider themselves American before Jewish. Would you rather we wear a freaking crown of thorns so you can stay away from us?

To top it off, most people in Hollywood, despite their background, tend to be a. Agnostic b. Atheist, or c. Mel Gibson.

Posted at 5:49PM on Jan 25th 2007 by American-Israeli Jewess

34. Here we go again. Damn Jews are BITCHIN again--over NOTHING.

Boy, Harvey Levin must be sizzling by now.

Posted at 6:03PM on Jan 25th 2007 by here we go again

35. Correction to my previous comment; I was actually referring to post #25.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Leonard

36. To the poster called "Bay of Pigs"... what do you mean all I am doing is proving the stereotype? Which steretype are you referring to? I simply pointed out something that I have learned over the years: Those who talk non-stop trash about Jews are usually jealous of our realtive success economically (and guess what.. you can be a success without being greedy!). It's called hardwork and determination.

Come on, Jew bashers... is that the best you got? How about an argument with some weight in it? All you can do is sling stupid little comments. It just shows that you are either children, uneducated, or both.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jan 25th 2007 by A Jew who is better off than you.

37. Leah #11 is right...they f***, suck and let you grease up their "stinky starfish."
How do you know when your Jewish girlfriend has had an orgasm?
She drops her cellphone!

Posted at 6:38PM on Jan 25th 2007 by King of the one liners...got a million of 'em

38. A story about CHRISTIANS in Hollywood...you mean a short story!

Posted at 6:42PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Move along people...nothing of intrest here!

39. Jews think they are better than everyone! Doesn't matter who your are. I've told this before in another thread. I had a very good Jewish friend, actually my best friend ,who couldn't date anyone that wasn't "JEWISH" . She was absolutely miserable. She would have these crazy screaming fights with her parents all the time through high school. It was insane. If you weren't Jewish you weren't good enough. PERIOD! Turns my stomach when i think on it.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jan 25th 2007 by sue

40. You know what would be really "erotic"? A beautful Jewish broad doing a three way with a bunch of Muslim dudes...wait...sorry, THEY'RE ALL FAGS!

Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 25th 2007 by I got you "70 virgins" right here, Mustfa!

41. sue #42:
So did you "help" her out...you know...

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Here, let me help you out of those tight panties...

42. #43(_Emc2_)smart ass! LOL

Posted at 6:55PM on Jan 25th 2007 by sue

43. thanks for being a sport...

Well?

Posted at 7:03PM on Jan 25th 2007 by No, seriously...

44. Hey "Sue".... you said you had a friend who was Jewish that could only date other Jews. First of all, the same can be said of ANY race! That is, you are always going to find people who don't want their kids mixing with others. Second, after reading the ignorant ramblings on this website, can you blame the parents? ;)

Anyway, so you knew one Jew.. that doesn't make you an expert!

I personally don't care what race my son comes home with as long as they have a good head on their shoulders.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jan 25th 2007 by A Jew who is better off than you.

45. expert enough to know what prejudice meant with their superior airs, and what everyone else would THINK at their temple

Posted at 8:03PM on Jan 25th 2007 by sue

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