Aniston Picks a Fight Over Nose Job Story

301. Jennifer Aniston is the Queen of Frauds,

definitely NOT the girl next door unless you live in a $7 million mansion with another $10 million in upgrades, there is no friggin' way Jen is gonna get Friend-ly with you.

10 million upgrades !!!

Posted at 1:39AM on Jan 27th 2007 by queen of fraud

302. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson�%u20AC%u2122s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because�%u20AC�wait for it�%u20AC�she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly �%u20AC%u201C

the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn�%u20AC%u2122t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion.

The magazine goes on to say that Jennifer �%u20AC%u0153Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.�%u20AC�

So is it out of the ordinary for a celebrity to fix up her face? Absolutely not. Happens all the time, every day.

But THIS particular celebrity has always denied enhancement.

THIS particular celebrity has cultivated an image out of convincing people she�%u20AC%u2122s Au Naturel �%u20AC%u201C with the help, of course, of the Zone Diet and a steady stream of cigarettes.

But there have long been those rumours, brought to light again by a former roommate and actress last year who delivered a monologue with details about a certain �%u20AC%u0153Friend�%u20AC� who rose to fame after moving her hairline, changing her nose, and icing her nipples �%u20AC%u201C click here and here here for full details

As you would expect, Huvane vehemently denied the claims at the time with an impassioned plea to the MiniVan Majority to uphold their faith that their heroine is indeed still �%u20AC%u0153what you see is what you get�%u20AC��%u20AC�right?

Well not so according to Us Weekly. According to Us Weekly Jen bought herself a new nose then and she�%u20AC%u2122s tweaking the original purchase now. And so the question becomes �%u20AC%u201C did Jen stop at a nose? Or did she opt for everything else too?

You tell me.

Posted at 1:40AM on Jan 27th 2007 by what else did she buy besides a nose

303. It's Christian to use words like "f***en" and "skank bitch"? You Jen-lovers are so thin-skinned you're now trying to pretend your ideas have something to do with religion.

Posted at 1:40AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Devout

304. It's actually supposed to be very painful to have a chin or jaw reduction, that's probably why she still has the chin.

Posted at 1:45AM on Jan 27th 2007 by ow my chin

305. I don't understand why everyone hates her.. she's a great looking WOMAN! I think she's far better than Angelina Jolie. All the haters hate because they're jealous of her even if some people think she has average looks she's doing far better than their average looking arse. Anyway the Doctor was unprofessional by even having an interview with a gossip mag.

Posted at 1:54AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Vee

306. Yeah sure...Chin is better than Angelina....bwahahahahahaha maybe on a distant non-paralel galaxy! How is she 'better' than Angelina? 1. She's a f***in ugly dog who looks like a man, or maybe what was a man, after a sex change but the sex change wasn't done so well so that you can still tell 'she' was once a 'he'. Angelina is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. Secondly, Chin said once that "charity isn't my thing". Its true, she did say this and it was reported. Google may turn up where it was reported, I can't remember where exactly now. Whereas Angelina is a UN ABASSADOR!!!!!! And goes overseas in the MIDST of war-torn countries. She doesn't just write checks, she actually goes there PERSONALLY! Like Diana did with landmines etc. 3. Chin hates kids and is so career-obsessed she neglected her husband's wishes. Angelina wanted a family and adopted poor children from orphanages that otherwise would not have had much of a future and would most likely perished from starvation by now. 4. Chin stared in a tacky, trashy little sh*tcom. Angelina is an Oscar-winning actress who stars in good quality movies. You would not find Angelina in a tacky sh*tcom like Friends in a million years. I could go on and on and on and on.

To anyone with half the brain of a goldfish, its clear to see ANGELINA is the better person; more prettier (or should I say she is pretty, when Chin is a fugly junkyard dog) more successful, has a family, children AND an oscar-winning actress who chooses only good quality productions to star in. No one can say with a straight face Chin is better, because we all know its a lie.

Posted at 2:07AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Chin Hater

307. what do you think jen is gonna buy next?

1) boob
2) hairline adjustment
3) chin
4) personality
5) eyes

she can buy many with that 110M she has

Posted at 2:29AM on Jan 27th 2007 by what to buy

308. What a bitch!!!!!!! I knew I didn't like her.....to snub a woman that helped her out before she was big like that.....she is a bitch. I believe in patient confidentiality but i believe in karma more....so haha. And btw......Jolie's lips are natural. I've seen pictures of her as a kid and they are exactly the same.

Posted at 3:16AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Team Jolie

309. Let's break it down and simplify it. Beauty is all in the eyes if the beholder as they say and God created us with different likes and dislikes; therefore, we will all hold different opinions (minus the bashing). I ask myself would Jen make good friend, my reply would be "she would, she is someone I could trust" and based on that, I will continue to be a fan of Jen.

Posted at 5:02AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Jen Fan

310. her Picture looks like an ad for a transexual pornsite . Duckfeaces .Jennifer would be better with the LASER treatments for face hair as she has a little too much five-O-clock shadow in this picture . I think her testicle might be hanging out too . Dickface .

Posted at 5:52AM on Jan 27th 2007 by not NASTY BOIL

311. If she didn't have that snout fixed, she should. I'd like to see a photo of her with wet hair, no make-up and not air-brushed: plain, plain, blah. No wonder Brad wanted a woman with a distinctive face...that just happens to be luscious.

Posted at 7:29AM on Jan 28th 2007 by MLV

312. I believe that everyone is entilted to an opinion, just like everyone has that hole! But some people just really shouldn't have that option! There are alot of immature, self-centered people in this world, who have nothing better to do that either talk about someone else, or take a long hard look in the mirror. What would you do in her situation? If you could improve yourself, wouldn't you? Everyone has something in their life that if they could change, they would! So choose your words wisely! And take a long hard look once in a while, or try looking in that mirror, who do you see? Can you tell yourself everyday I Love You? Hmmmmmm!

Posted at 6:19PM on Jan 28th 2007 by Mich

313. I wouldn't mind looking like Jennifer Aniston for a day. Maybe she's not 'beautiful', but she is far from ugly. I would like to see pictures of all of you and then we can compare.
As for all the comments saying that Brad left her because she's ugly... wow. If that is the case, then why did he marry her? If she's ugly now, she was probably ugly then. Also, that means that Brad Pitt is a shallow, arrogant a**hole.
I think their marriage broke up probably for a lot of the same reasons most marriages break up.
Considering that she is so ugly and disliked, she sure is getting a lot of attention on here. She must be doing something right for you all to care so damn much.

Posted at 5:51PM on Jan 27th 2007 by Daiv

314. that surgery was much needed, now lets work on the witch chin.

Posted at 8:08AM on Jan 27th 2007 by ninjalady

315. Mad haters on here. Get a life and give Jen break. She doesn't even care but you sit on here trying your best to diss her. Its not working.

Go take a cold shower and take a hike.

Jen will reign supreme over all haters.

Brangeleunatics!!!!!!

Posted at 9:19AM on Jan 27th 2007 by Halleey be