Paris Hilton came out to where the paparazzi live -- her driveway -- to try to find her crackberry, and gave the paps some "crack."
Hilton couldn't find her gadget, but she did give us a look at her trunk, revealing some crack of a different ilk.
Make your own wisecracks here.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton
1. She definitely needs bettter security! One of these days somebody may have a gun in her driveway. Or does she just let the paps hang out in her driveway? At this rate she may not make it to Marilyn's ripe old age of 36. Oh what a legend she would be. Leaving behind such a legacy.
Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 30th 2007 by h8er#1
2. This is not news it is not even good gossip. Seems the paparazzi's should stalk out someone that is actually intresting to read about.
Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 30th 2007 by just me
3. Hi Paris, Simon here. You look great as usual and TMZ needs to keep you in there news in order to keep their ratings up. Whether you are coming or going, we all love and support you. Love, Simon.
Posted at 12:25PM on Jan 30th 2007 by Simon
4. Hi Paris,
Please kill yourself soon.
Cheers,
Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 30th 2007 by Puh der Baer
5. i agree with simon, if a site gossips about paris the hits go up
but admit that paris is not hard on the eyes
shes pretty
but im from canada
and iv never met her
not working for her
ill even say she is a slut whore that must have been really embarassed when her private life was made public
i feel for her
Posted at 12:33PM on Jan 30th 2007 by taco
6. Hey Simon...once again you are gay! Cheers sweet boy :)
Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 30th 2007 by Hey
7. She smells too.
Posted at 12:36PM on Jan 30th 2007 by dmumsie
8. This took a whole minute away from my life that I will never get back!
Posted at 12:39PM on Jan 30th 2007 by igglefan
9. I just read this morning that Joe Francis is backing Paris Hilton in her lawsuit against those Iranians who are running the 'exposed' website.
I'm impressed!
Joe Francis has deep pockets and I'm happy to see that he is behaving like such a gentleman toward Paris. Honestly, I didn't know he had it in him.
I have a newfound respect for Joe Francis and I hope Paris prevails in this. I've been a longtime fan of hers .
Posted at 12:40PM on Jan 30th 2007 by lys
10. LOL only Lindsay Lohan smells and we have it on good authority from the guy who bedded her - Brandon.
Personally, I think Paris will do okeydokey. I'm sure she's pissed about yet another invation of her privacy but she is getting ever more hotter.
Good for Paris.
Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 30th 2007 by LOL
11. Paris takes cute bubble baths, she doesn't smell or guys wouldn't fall all over herself to be with her. Lets be honest, we all want her.
HOT HOT HOT Miss Paris
Posted at 12:52PM on Jan 30th 2007 by heiko
12. I could understand moralistic people getting excited if the contents of the locker were from the Present.
But this is old material.
I don't blame Paris for getting upset.
What right do these people have to publish her personal things and her old videos.?That's crossing the line from where I sit.
Not to mention that ALL people have things they want to keep private and it is mighty hypocritical not to admit this.
My heart goes out to Paris Hilton
Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 30th 2007 by Joann
13. #10, do you think this may have anything to do with the fact that Joe Francis is shown doing copious amts of coke pot etc in the material? And seriously, if you were Paris, don't you think you'd learn to stop making sex videos?? She needs to hire someone to keep track of her things for her.
Posted at 1:17PM on Jan 30th 2007 by ohplease
14. Fortunately for Paris Hilton there is no such thing as bad publicity anymore. As long as they spell her name right and devote articles and TV news to her she can't lose.
However, I do think that no one has the right to do what those people are doing. Most likely, they operators have no intention of selling anything.
The intent to sell her items is probably just a ruse to get people to come to the site.
THINK: If they can get 1 million idiots to shell out 40 bucks each they will be 40 million dollars richer in record time. It's a no-brainer.
I would question the sanity of people who are stupid enough to hand over their credit card numbers to such scum.
Don't be surprised if the #s find their way into the Middle East ,eventually having huge sums charged to them and the credit ruined.
Just my musings.
Posted at 1:18PM on Jan 30th 2007 by BD
15. Thhhppppt! On Joe Francis and on Paris too! Ive taken upon myself for the good people of the world to call her by her real name......Whorezilla! If she didnt want the world to see all of her lack of self respect AGAIN! She would have paid the damn bill! Not like the slut of the century cant pay a $208 storage bill, I make a bigger car payment than that every freakin month! ALL HAIL WHOREZILLA!!!
Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 30th 2007 by Kelly
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