Hilton couldn't find her gadget, but she did give us a look at her trunk, revealing some crack of a different ilk.
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Wanna party with Justin Bieber ... you gotta sign on the dotted line! We got our hands on the contract JB makes all his guests sign ... and it seems outrageous and totally douchey -- but maybe it isn't. We'll explain.Plus, Lil Scrappy dodges jail time by claiming he's…
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