Paris: All She's Cracked Up to Be

Paris Hilton came out to where the paparazzi live -- her driveway -- to try to find her crackberry, and gave the paps some "crack."

Hilton couldn't find her gadget, but she did give us a look at her trunk, revealing some crack of a different ilk.

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16. Thhhppppt! On Joe Francis and on Paris too! Ive taken upon myself for the good people of the world to call her by her real name......Whorezilla! If she didnt want the world to see all of her lack of self respect AGAIN! She would have paid the damn bill! Not like the slut of the century cant pay a $208 storage bill, I make a bigger car payment than that every freakin month! ALL HAIL WHOREZILLA!!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 30th 2007 by Kelly

17. TMZ- I THINK YOU MADE THE BEST COMMENT IN HERE:"Paris Hilton came out to where the paparazzi live -- her driveway --"

NOW THAT IS THE BEST WISE CRACK BETTER THAN ANYONE'S IN HERE!!

Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 30th 2007 by amy

18. PARIS I HOPE YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A SKANKY LITTLE HOE, YOU ARE NASTY AND UNPROFESSIONAL. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN ANYONE LIKE YOU. IM SURE YOUR HOE IS HUGE AS HELL, YOU ARE THE FIRECROTCH. YOU NEED TO STOP F***ING EVERYMAN YOU DATE, I HOPE YOU WEAR PROTECTION. YOU CAN'T EVEN ACT, I DID NOT ENJOY ANY OF YOUR MOVIES. I WOULD CONSIDER FINDING ANOTHER TRADE. YOU DISCUS ME

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 30th 2007 by SMILEY

19. FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,FIRECROTCH,NASTY HOE. PARIS THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 30th 2007 by SMILEY

20. you can almost see the cooties crawling out of her crack!

Posted at 4:22PM on Jan 30th 2007 by clapdoctor

21. PARISITE FRANKENHONKER HILTON, has once again taken the limits of bad taste to the extreme. That is the ugliest friggen ass crack i've ever had the displeasure of seeing! Whatch out for the crabs folks they should start crawling out from there any second now.

Oh yeah by the way, if someone starts posting things like "All the negative comments about Paris were put there by only one person," just ignore it, cos that is Parisite herself using fake names, she's trying to get us to believe that people ACTUALLY SUPPORT HER MANGY ASS!

LOL, AS IF!

Posted at 5:02AM on Jan 31st 2007 by Sam

22. Slag has no shame

Posted at 7:29PM on Jan 30th 2007 by micheal

23. she looked like she was trying to find a lost rock of crakc cocaine...that was a total crackhead move...

Posted at 12:16AM on Jan 31st 2007 by Dare

24. Am I the only person in the world who thinks that Paris should just stop and think about the crap she's pulling? My goodness, she gets away with everything she does, says or whatever...I want her luck damn it, c'mon now if anything that happens to her was to happen to me or anyone I know we'd totally be screwed but with her it just makes her even more famous. Maybe I need to head out to L.A. and act like her and her friends then my life would be happening rather than living in Michigan where if I were to pull her kind of crap I'd end up in prison or have some kind of funky sexually transmitted disease that hasn't been discoved yet.....but hey thats just my luck, obviously not hers....although I will say, if she's having fun and not regretting anything she's doing...more power to her

Posted at 11:37PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Tina

25. I UNDERSTAND PARIS READS THIS.. ALL I CAN SAY IS WHO DO YOU HAVE TAKING CARE OF YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS?? WHO FAILS TO PAY SIMPLE BILLS LIKE STORAGE WITH ALL YOUR MONEY???
THIS MAY NOT MATTER TO YOU NOW BUT SOMEDAY YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING SUCH A SLU!. STOP MAKING & KEEPING MOVIES!! FOR GOD SAKES..
LAST, HIRE SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR BEST INTEREST.

Posted at 4:59AM on Feb 4th 2007 by SZ

26. Her parents must be SO PROUD!

Posted at 5:45PM on Feb 4th 2007 by tracib

27. No Tina don't worry you're not,
There are thousands of people out there who want Parisite Hilton over with.
Join the boycot and refuse to watch, buy or have anything to do with this bitch folks, from staying at the Hilton hotels to not buying magazines featuring this skanked up, herpe ridden, racist ho!

"BOYCOT PARIS HILTON EVERYONE!" so hopefully we can finally be rid of her.

Posted at 10:43PM on Feb 4th 2007 by Sam

28. Why is this discussion over the stupidity of this Prostitot even raging on? My curiosity extends only as far as why the D.A. hasnt begun an investigation of this Hilton Harlot and her blatant drug use. Ferchrissakes she was on tape snorting cocaine from a kilo dumped on some guys chest! Pics of her smoking weed or crack and lots more. Crap you or I would go to jail for and the tapes and photos used as evidence. But not against the whore of hollywood. There IS no justice!

Posted at 12:36PM on Feb 10th 2007 by MADcHATTER

29. what does over-exposure mean?

i know, i know. i clicked the link too.

but come the fuck on! who really needs to see this useless footage.

she did not suck a single dick in this video, and it was a waste of a minute and a half

Posted at 7:36PM on Feb 15th 2007 by jason

30. So Parisite and her friend Joey are going after those people that legally bought her shit? Why? Joey makes oodles of dough off of stupid, drunken girls willing to falsh their boobies on video, for the cost of a trucker hat or cheap GGW t-shirt. Are they running his door down to get all of that film "stopped" ? Not quite. so what is the big deal? Paris, you stupid cu*t, you made your bed, so lay in it b$&ch!!!
Paris is ugly. One would think that with all of the money in her family that they could get her an awesome plastic surgeon, ya know, like the one that fixed the younget Simpson sister's nose, mouth, err whole face.
Oh, and simon, speak for yourself: not all of us love and support paris hilton.

Posted at 8:05PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Holly Wood

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