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Paris: All She's Cracked Up to Be

1/30/2007 1:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton came out to where the paparazzi live -- her driveway -- to try to find her crackberry, and gave the paps some "crack."

Hilton couldn't find her gadget, but she did give us a look at her trunk, revealing some crack of a different ilk.

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what does over-exposure mean?

i know, i know. i clicked the link too.

but come the fuck on! who really needs to see this useless footage.

she did not suck a single dick in this video, and it was a waste of a minute and a half

2807 days ago

Hollywood Heartbreaker    

So Parisite and her friend Joey are going after those people that legally bought her shit? Why? Joey makes oodles of dough off of stupid, drunken girls willing to falsh their boobies on video, for the cost of a trucker hat or cheap GGW t-shirt. Are they running his door down to get all of that film "stopped" ? Not quite. so what is the big deal? Paris, you stupid cu*t, you made your bed, so lay in it b$&ch!!!
Paris is ugly. One would think that with all of the money in her family that they could get her an awesome plastic surgeon, ya know, like the one that fixed the younget Simpson sister's nose, mouth, err whole face.
Oh, and simon, speak for yourself: not all of us love and support paris hilton.

2807 days ago
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