Denise Loves Rock Lobster

61. ....I hope Richie is performing regular breat exams in the shower and keeping up with his mammograms for Denise's sake....

Posted at 11:09AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by mahaatma

62. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Guys, when we get to a "certain" age, please don't go out in public without a shirt on.
Nobody wants to see man tit-tays.
Have some class!

Posted at 1:07AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Fat, loser no life dude living in his moms basement.

63. Richie & Heather should get back together. He with his bloated tummy & Heather with her bloated face. They can bloat it on.

Posted at 9:23PM on Feb 1st 2007 by TheseDays

64. These two arseholes are just about the biggest losers i've ever seen. Hea's a fat, worthless dog and she' a slut faced, home wrecking whore.

As far as her kids go, she probably left them with her dying mother again to go off fooling around with this skin cancer candidate, I mean look at him! hasn't he ever heard of sunscreen before.

I seriously hope these two losers just fuck off and stay away they are worthless trash and both Heather and Charlie are WAY better off without them.

FAT UGLY LOSERS!

Posted at 12:55AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by PARIS IS TRASH!

65. This fat a**hole is totaly hidious, I can't believe she chose him over Charlie, she must need to get her f***en eyes checked real bad I reckon.
They both deserve each other, they arehorrible on the inside as well as on the outside and they are just homewrecking scum who don't give a rats ass about thei own kids.
F*** THEM BOTH!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:54PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Sam.

66. practical, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU THINKING!
THAT F***ING BITCH DER"NISE IS NOTHING BUT A LOSER< EX HOOKER PILE OF SH*T AND SHE IS AN UGLY DOG TOO. IF IT WASN"T FOR CHARLIE TAKING PITY ON HER SKANKY ASS< SHE"D STILL BE GIVING BLOW JOBS FOR PEANUTS!

GET A CLUE YOU MORON.

Posted at 9:03PM on Feb 1st 2007 by DERnise richards is nothing but a SLUT!

67. Why the fuck is TMZ even doing anything on this worthless whore. She is a no talant ugly old home wreaking ex hooker skank mole. Get serious TMZ you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel posting anything about these two losers.

Posted at 12:57AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Sam.

68. huh?? BEAUTIFUL? you're kidding me lol its bones and that's all lol

Posted at 1:13PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by DyDy

69. Regardless of what she has done or what she will do the woman has a SMOKIN' BOD after having 2 kids. And don't come back with the "she has personal trainers, chefs, etc. " They didn't do the work for her. If all of the losers who want to keep perpetuating the "She stole poor Heather's husband " rhetoric would back away from the Twinkies and hit the Stairmaster the world (and yours) might be a better place.

Posted at 10:03PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Yo Me Voy Pal Party (dale Nicky OTRA VEZ)

70. She's dating a chubby lobster.

Posted at 10:44PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Get real

71. When I first saw this picture, I thought, "Damn! She looks incredible, especially for having kids!" But not so fast, everybody. Look at that how her thigh bone sticks out of her leg. That ain't normal on a grown woman. I think *someone* had a little lipo. She still looks good, but I don't think that was all done by diet and exercise.

To some dude: I raed taht airtcle too.

Posted at 11:00PM on Feb 1st 2007 by a rats ass

72. #58 - You know damn well Denise Richards is a beautiful woman, I don't give a damn how blind you are. What the hell did Heather Locklear do BEFORE she became famous? Also, name calling is unnecessary. JEALOUS HATER!

Posted at 11:04PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Practical

73. #46 Don't you know that Denise used to be a Heidi Fleiss girl? How many hookups do you think she's had.... 50, 100, or 1000, and you are comparing her to Heather, sounds misguided to me. Everyone knows that Richie and Denise did Heather wrong, some people will justify anything.

Posted at 11:43PM on Feb 1st 2007 by CaptainCrash

74. Next, we'll hear about Denise's battle with bulemia and Richie's will be in rehab for alcohol abuse (finally). Denise is a media slut and well Richie is just stupid. The Bon Jovi guys do not like Denise and Richie's ego is big enough to make it a huge problem within the band. The only people who like Denise are the ones who want to get in her pants, what a legacy.

Posted at 11:41PM on Feb 1st 2007 by AFriendofHeather's

75. WHy would a pretty girl like that, famous on her own, date such an old spent ugly man??
Also, what's up with these fugly long shorts at the beach? He will be half pink and half white. When will American men realize how stupid it is to wear l;ong shorts to the beach. Speedo revolution in this country like the rest of the world!!

Posted at 12:11AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Ninive