Spade's Swingin' Solo

Farrah, I am black and I think that your comments are stupid. Who cares? It is not necessary to insult people because they are white (i.e., calling them racist crackers) You are the Racist and you are childish. Stop the foolishness and keep your ignorant comments to yourself. I really dont see the point nor do I understand your hatred. Give me a break, all black people do not feel like you. As far as your comment "Man originated from Africa" ---let the truth be told--Man originated from Adam ---We are all the same. You are no different from the Klan-spreading uneducated hatred with half truths. Grow UP!!

I just want to remind all my brothers and sisters that this is Black history month. We have a lot to be proud of. Did you know that we invented fire, the wheel, farming/agriculture and language. The RACIST crackers do not want you all to know this. Man actually originated from Africa. My fight against RACISM will never end. Power to the people! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!!

Wtf does that have to do with David Spade?

And BTW Farrah, do you know WHY February is Black History month???

BECASUE ITS THE SHORTEST MONTH OF THE YEAR!!!!

EVERY OTHER MONTH IS WHITE HISTORY MONTH!!!

And besides, we all know that religion always pointed to the Middle East as the place where man originated.... Yup, you heard right, those Arabs you hate so much you stupid bitch.

Maybe if you had past a 6th grade education you would know these things!

TOO F***IN' FUNNY HOT KARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao david,, fake rehab
and everyone laughed, what a joke whorehan is

hes right about herpes hilton shes like teflon girl, just shakes everything off and goes on and doesnt care

Is David Spade Ellen's twin sister ? He looks like he has a vagina !!

And You Are?....

Faggot let his friend Chris Farley die, how dare he speak of anyone in rehab...f***stick.

Porking Heather Locklear was probably the high point in his life...If he can steal Denise from that Sambora dude he'll be my hero.

If Farrah was an ice cream flavor..she'd be called Pralines and DICK.

It's good these 2 are not together anymore. I'm sure he encouraged Heather's partying ways. She needs to find someone more grounded and who is DONE partying. David Spade reminds me of Andy Dick. Emotionally immature, noncommittal and heavy into drugs.

Heather's heavy partying and past lifestyle are starting to reek havoc on her face. BOTOX can only help so much. It can't freshen up years of drinking, doing drugs and staying up all night.. It produces a " fake " artificial look. Not a pretty sight when the camera's move in for a close up.

Instead of picking out rockers and actors she should switch to professional atheletes. At least they have to keep themselves drug free and in tip top shape. ( after all look what happened to Richie body ) TIME FOR SOME MAJOR LIFE CHANGES. When your pushing 50 you can't continue to party like you're still 20 without having some negative side effects.

Gee Whiz wise old windbag..nice to have you back. I missed reading all your pearls of wisdom. I'm glad you know how to fix everyone else's life..I was just wondering about the "Heather's heavy partying" part. I never see photos of her out till the wee hours. I'll bet she'll look better at 50 than you did when you were 16..so STFU.

FARRAH, YOU ARE NOT BLACK YOU STUPID ASS! I'm pissed that I wasn't the first one to think of that (good job whoever that was), but it's true. You aren't black you retard. We do not go around calling people crackers. As a matter a fact the only black person I've ever heard do that is Chris Rock. And if you were really a black revolutionary like you claim to be who knows that our species began in Africa (it's amazing that you got that right), you would refer to us as African Americans, or people of African descent, or even colored people. BUT YOU WOULD NOT SAY BLACK. I've never heard a true revolutionary call themselves black! And I'm not your sister bitch!

Capital One #6:
Unfortunatly Chris Farley was that "irrestible force" one studies in physics class, no one could have stopped the dude on the highway to hell! Anyway, wasn't he with some whore that got tired of watching him do dope and left his pleading ass to die alone?

"Party on Garth"
"Farrah"
"Ellis".
"Freedy jr."
"WBC"...whatever. I like you and I find your posts very informative and thought provoking: but then again, I like burning urination upon awaking in the morning!

What the hell is with Heather Locklear? Saw her on tv the other night and her face looks like it has been shot full of play doh! Those are some big ass cheek implants she's sporting these days! And she has more botox in her than the desert has sand! If she tries to do anything else to that face of hers, it's going to explode! Somebody ought to tell her 46 year old ass that she can't look 26 forever!

Say what you will, David Spade is one very humorous dude!
I bet everytime he had to stand on that milk crate and starting bangin' that Heather Locklear, he was thinking..."This ISN"T a dream, and when I wake up I'm gonna hold her head under the covers and make her smell my farts, and she will LAUGH and LAUGH, then she'll brush the hair out of her face and polish my knob:
LIFE IS GOOD!"