Spade's Swingin' Solo

David Spade is no longer parking his car at Heather Locklear's Melrose Place. The funnyman admits that he's currently single, meaning America's hottest prime-time bitch is on the hunt for a new nerd.

Spade also says he understands the bewilderment surrounding the former couple's pairing, telling Ellen DeGeneres, "She's got a great vibe about her ... I don't have to tell you why I like her, I think everyone's confused the other way." His self-effacing powers of deductive reasoning are astounding.

On Monday's "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," Spade takes a few jabs at Lindsay Lohan as well -- saying she went to a "fake rehab" where she can "go to a bar at night, it's like your house ... that sounds fun!"



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16. Yeah Just the Facts Jack #11...he died alone boozed up, cranked out and luded out too after sending home the call girl, all alone in his lakefront hancock building condo. a sad way to go, but like belushi where was ackroyd along that highway to hell for him---where was spade for farley?. The man, though not directly responsible for his death, should keep his trap shut when discussing others in treatment, irregardless if a cheap joke can be had of anothers plight. It shows he's a scumbag when he does that given his so called best friend died of that disease.

Posted at 12:34AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Capital One

17. Thanks for clearing that up for me!
For a moment there I thought you were saying that people OTHER than ourselves are responsible to ensure that WE don't self destruct!
You might as well ask where were Farley's parents, or Belushi's wife.
Whew!

Posted at 4:48AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by What a "maroon"...

18. PS:
There is no such word as "Irregardless": the word IS "regardless", the prefix "ir" means "without".
"Without regardless" ?
See, like me you learned something new.
You're welcome...regardless!

Posted at 4:54AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Go ahead...try and find it in a dictionary...I dare you!

19. #15:
"Party on Garth"
"Farrah"
"Ellis".
"Freedy jr."
"WBC"...whatever
Dude, ah babe...
I LIKE you, that's what I meant to say...now you've hurt my feelings!
YOU MAKE JESUS CRY...YOU SELFISH PRICK!
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
"ASSHAT",
cleaver, smart and thought provoking!
Thanks for sharing....

Posted at 5:03AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Does this mean we're not going to the prom?

20. POST # 9 : Party on Garth : The hell is your problem ? I can't get off a decent blog without you putting your 2cents in. Instead of commenting on the subject matter you ATTACK posters and have nothing to contribute. I know I don't speak for myself when I say : GET LOST !!!

I am a sucessful business owner and in charge of a large corporation. I have inside ties to the Entertainment Industry and I come on here to SHARE my views and information. I am the same age as Heather and happen to look a HEll of a lot better than she does. I work out everyday and keep my youthful looks by exercising and living a healty lifestyle. I don't stay up all night doing drugs and drinking. Thank God !

I am not jealous of Anna Nicole Smith and I do not think that Pam Anderson is a " classic Beauty ". I think Greasy Bear is waste of of space, Paris is a slut and Brittany needs HELP !

I think you are really stupid and in no form to play the " game of wit " with me. I have observed things too long and my experience far outweighs anything you can " bring to the plate " My opinion of you is :.................

YOU ARE A PATHETIC LOSER ! have a real nice day ..............

Posted at 2:12PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by The wise old owl

21. I love David & thought Heather and he were a cute couple. He has the best sense of humor. And for the asshole who said David did nothing to help Chris Farley, screw you. David was worried about Chris & tried to help. Sadly Chris kept going down that road. Even a few years after Chris died, David had a hard time speaking about Chris. They made the craziest, best movies together & anyone talking shit about David & Chris needs an ass kicking. You're a f****g moron.

Posted at 10:21PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Mel

22. Hey old windbag..It would be impossible to play a game of wits with a mental midget (you). Do us all a favor and learn to articulate your thoughts a bit better so you don't need 5 pages to respond. Now run along and take care of that sucessful business you have.

Posted at 6:52PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Party On Garth

23. I am a sucessful business owner and in charge of a large corporation. I have inside ties to the Entertainment Industry and I come on here to SHARE my views and information. I am the same age as Heather and happen to look a HEll of a lot better than she does. I work out everyday and keep my youthful looks by exercising and living a healty lifestyle. I don't stay up all night doing drugs and drinking. Thank God !

COME ON! You can write any BS you want. Do you really think
anyone here believes that crap you just wrote??
Hahahahahahahahaha. Sad. WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE??

Posted at 6:35PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by You're Farrah

24. My prick is not selfish and I resent that implication.

Posted at 7:00PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Party On Garth

25. "Party on Garth"
"Farrah"
"Ellis".
"Freedy jr."
"WBC"...whatever
Chuck you Farley.

Posted at 10:39PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Well...are we?

26. You are so right wise old owl. I am a total ass hole and a prick. I have nothing better to do with my time but come on here and play childish games with my keyboard..........

Oh No ! My Mom is coming. If I get caught on her computer she is going to be very pisst. When TMZ finds out I am blogging under 50 different names.........they might revoke my privledges. I better lie low for awhile. I know this will make you happy.

Gotta go..........my bottle is ready and it's way past my bedtime.

Posted at 3:21PM on Feb 4th 2007 by Party on Garth and a bunch of other people too.

27. Get a life wise old pain the ass. Do you live on this site???
Go tend to your corporation or call your entertainment ties. HAHAHA
Count me in with Party on Garth. No one reads your crap.

Posted at 3:58PM on Feb 4th 2007 by Alias WOO

28. POST # 26: Alias WOO............LMAO at your blog. It's obvious that you are reading my blogs because you along with all the other names you sign on here as ........have singled me in an attempt to instigate a retort from me.

Can you possibily be anymore transparent ? " No one reads my crap " ha ha LOL ....It's pretty evident that YOU ARE !!!

In case you didn't know. Responding to someone's blogs clearly SHOWS your fasination and fixsation you seem to have for me.

Try getting your own life instead of trying to live it through others. I trhink it's time to drop all of your alias's. Only a complete moron would believe that all your insulting blogs are from different people. DAHHHH. .....I 've come across many like you on these boards. I can smell you all the way over here. Thinking you're actually fooling someone.....but the only one you are fooling is yourself. Like the other blogger said " You are not WELL "

Posted at 6:19PM on Feb 4th 2007 by the wise old owl

29. Farrah, I am black and I think that your comments are stupid. Who cares? It is not necessary to insult people because they are white (i.e., calling them racist crackers) You are the Racist and you are childish. Stop the foolishness and keep your ignorant comments to yourself. I really dont see the point nor do I understand your hatred. Give me a break, all black people do not feel like you. As far as your comment "Man originated from Africa" ---let the truth be told--Man originated from Adam ---We are all the same. You are no different from the Klan-spreading uneducated hatred with half truths. Grow UP!!

Posted at 12:44PM on Mar 7th 2007 by Valajay

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