Hardy Boys II Men: Cruise & Stiller at Fox?

Hardy Boys composite with Tom Cruise and Ben StillerApparently, Kevin Federline's recent self-effacing Superbowl stunt has inspired Tom Cruise.

Insiders tell TMZ that Tom Cruise has been talking with Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of "The Hardy Boys" at Twentieth Century Fox. Tentatively titled "The Hardy Men" -- a comedy that would be directed by Stiller's director on "A Night At the Museum," Shawn Levy ("The Pink Panther," "Cheaper By the Dozen").

"The Hardy Boys" detective novels date back to 1927, though a variety of ghost writers using the pen name of Franklin W. Dixon kept Frank and Joe Hardy perpetual teenagers. "The Hardy Men" would have them finally grown up, but up to their old tricks once more.

While nothing is set in stone, (like, say, that T. Rex skeleton from "Museum") the discussions do reveal a larger, more interesting development stemming from Cruise's L'affaire de sofa d' Oprah: What to do next when your public image has taken a public beating?



For starters: acknowledge the elephant in the room, and make fun of it. People familiar with Cruise's plans say that Cruise met with Stiller about starring in "Tropic Thunder," a farcical action-comedy Stiller has set up at DreamWorks Pictures that paraodies Cruise's work in Paramount's "Mission: Impossible" franchise. It's not clear why Cruise ultimately decided not to "go there" as "Thunder" would have been a way to publically demonstrate that Cruise actually has a sense of humor about his over-the-top antics. Perhaps it seemed simply too risky a financial prospect; in the ten years since its debut, the "Mission: Impossible" franchise has sold $1.4 billion worth of tickets worldwide. That kind of money, even with a franchise at its nadir, is hard to poke fun at when the checks have your name on them.

For now, it appears that Stiller will both play the lead role in and direct "Tropic Thunder." But insiders tell TMZ he hasn't given up on recruiting Cruise into a part that would allow the megastar to poke fun at his super-serious Ethan Hunt alter ego. "The Hardy Men" is primed to go into production come October, and regardless of whether he takes the gig, Cruise clearly sees comedy as a means to redeem both his public persona and the box office crown. Indeed, the fruits of Levy and Stiller's last collaboration are still being savored at Fox, where "A Night at the Museum" is in its seventh week on 3,000 screens, and has grossed $421 million worldwide. Or, put another way, $23 million more than "Mission: Impossible 3."

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16. So I guess since they can animate the Hardy Boys in the Nancy Drew PC games, they can make a movie out of it! I don't know if I'd classify them as comedy though...

Posted at 6:03PM on Feb 5th 2007 by kipnik

17. Oh man - Tom Cruise playing my teenage crush's character? Say it isn't so! No one, and I mean NO ONE can top Shaun Cassidy! What a babe! hehe At least back then when feathered hair on guys was S-E-X-Y. Who knew I'd grow up to think Parker was the hotter one? Anyway . . . .

This could kind of be funny. Especially if they put the $cientology twist on it. They solve mysteries with the help of the galactic warlord Xenu and his fleet of DC-8s. I wouldn't actually pay money to see that but I bet the reviews of it here would be awesome.

www.xenu.net

Xenu Rocks!

TCLTC

Posted at 6:06PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Izzy

18. I have to say that after George W Bush,Tom spooks the hell out of me I wished they both go the hell away!!!!!!

Posted at 5:59PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Jennifer

19. poor pitiful & wealthy tom cruise! wanting to hitch his wagon to a rising star like ben stiller. give it up, tom! i like ben stiller, even more now that i see he's silly & wholesome & doesnt try to recruit the world to his "religion". cruise, even marrying a child to offer up as sacrificial virgin to his "god" - pathetic.

good thing the other hollywood youngsters he "invited to lunch at the scientology cafe" didnt bite. too bad katie has lost all identity & sense of family & friends. ANOTHER reason to not support cruise in his endeavors!!!

Posted at 6:31PM on Feb 5th 2007 by VLT

20. they would ruin the hardy boys if they put that goof tom cruise in it, why dont they just call up parker stevenson and shawn cassidy ? the orginals? they would be more believable all gorwn up ,havent seen much of them so they should be available

Posted at 6:26PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Lise

21. Please say it isn't so.

Posted at 6:32PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Ned Nickerson

22. I like Tom Cruise. The guy rocks and is the best actor out there. You haters are just jealous. Go back to your trailers ya scumbags!

Posted at 6:36PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Rush2112

23. Tom Cruise is a brainwashed werido. The only people who should be working with him are the local sanitarium getting him into a straight jacket.

Posted at 7:18PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Whatever

24. rush 2112- we don't care what a fellow whacked-out $cientologist has to say. you're as freaky and stupid as midget boy cruise. best actor? yeah he's the same fu*king character in every movie-the steely eyed glare. gimme a break, he can't act. for years he got by on his o.k. looks, now he creeps everyone out. read the posts here! we all hate cruise, and we hate you too-dork.

joel-there are alot of people who won't ever pay money to see another cruise movie. are you psychic? if not, how do you know those nitwits in the theatre are the ones who claimed they'd never see another of midget-boys movies? you are about as stupid as rush 2112

Posted at 8:36PM on Feb 5th 2007 by $cientology sucks

25. Oh, yeah...
This has got 'disaster' written all over it.

Posted at 8:42PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Jerry Sienfield

26. Tom Cruise will never do a project such as this. The man (and I mean this in the very broadest sense of the word) is completely humorless. How he has maintained any trace of popularity for all these years is beyond me. Hopefully he will soon slither back into obscurity where none of us ever have to look at him again.

Posted at 9:06PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Chey

27. To "$cientology sucks":

It's interesting how it always seems to be teenage boys who use put-downs like "you are about as stupid as" and "midget-boy" and "dork" because they can't think of anything intelligent to say. And don't embarrass yourself by telling us you're older. You know, perhaps I am stupid. Stupid enough to be in law school and able to construct a decent argument (unlike yourself). All you seem to be able to do here is dispense your hatred for others and show your own ignorance. Now please, go back outside and play.

Posted at 8:59PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Joel

28. It's amazing how many law students are on TMZ! Yeah, right, and I'm a Harvard-educated neurosurgeon! See how easy that lie was??? Please, do you think we're all stupid enough to buy that counselor?

Posted at 9:09PM on Feb 5th 2007 by $cientology sucks

29. maybe rush2012 would pay to see it, Save up for it when it comes out on vhs and you could plug it into your double wide and enjoy it because I wont be bringing the popcorn.I don't do trailer parks or tom cruise movies.

Posted at 9:25PM on Feb 5th 2007 by gary

30. To "$cientology sucks":

No, not everyone. Just you. hehe

Posted at 9:26PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Joel

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