Jessica Saves Friend from DUI

1. The only think attractive about Simpson is the small amount of black blood she has in her genes

Posted at 12:11PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Jessica Albacore

2. what on EARTH is she constantly doing with her face? the staring eyes? the hanging jaw?

Posted at 12:35PM on Feb 5th 2007 by pj

3. Love the red hair. Looks better than the bleach blonde. What's with that mouth open pose all the time? Is she waiting for Joe to stick his d$%k in there?

Posted at 12:51PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Tabi

4.
Her skin is still orange and now it matches her hair ! the rabbit teeth are still there as well as the manly jaw , horse face and crossed ( FERAL ) eyes !

Sigh .... and still ..... Horse face Jessica has ..... NO TALENT !!!

Honey !! Keep sticking your boobs out like pimp daddy Joe tells you to !! LOL ! It's all you've got -

Posted at 1:05PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

5. WOW!!! I never realized how OBNOXIOUS she can be....

is she always like that when there are pap around????

Posted at 1:54PM on Feb 5th 2007 by okie

6. This is the happiest I've seen her look in while, but of course, everyone has to try to pull her looks and personality apart bit by bit. Bottom line, she just left a club and she's messing around having a good time, and she looks better than most of us do, so stop the typical female bull and talk about people that actually have problems, like Paris, Britney, or Lindsay. I'm a guidance counselor, and I can just imagine what women like you did in middle school and high school. What is so bad about Jessica Simpson? What has she done that is so wrong?

Posted at 3:45PM on Feb 5th 2007 by MISSNYC

7. #3 re: Joe. I thought the same thing. And Jessica is SO OVER. I couldn't be happier to see her disappear sometime soon.

Posted at 3:56PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Van

8. #7 she sooooooo doesn't look better then me.

Posted at 3:58PM on Feb 5th 2007 by I'm gorgeous

9. I think Jessica is a NATURAL beauty.....she loks good in a face of make up, or without a trace of make up......she has a great smile, a genuine personality.....and KUDOS TO HER for driving......UNLIKE THE DRUNKEN WHORES, PASIS, NICOLE etc......

Posted at 4:17PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Great Dane

10. I just read about how she was upset about Nick dating so fast after their breakup. Are you kidding me, you should of stayed with him. What an idiot! Now you're running around like a tramp! Please! Remember sweetie, you're the one who dumped him. He tried to patch things up. You need to screw you're head on & stop using bleach to dye you're hair. I think the bleach is getting to you're brain. John Mayer is nothing but a loser, he sings better then he looks. I'm sorry, but you're asking for it by putting you're face out there. That's the price of fame.

Posted at 6:19PM on Feb 5th 2007 by HC

11. Hey #9, if that was true, you wouldn't feel the need to say it, so I doubt it.

Posted at 6:21PM on Feb 5th 2007 by MISSNYC

12. No Seatbelt????

Posted at 6:48PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Melanie

13. I think Jessica looks happy on the outside, but still unhappy on the inside. I think she's realizing that not trying to work on her marriage was a mistake. I think down the road her and Nick will find there way back to each other.

Posted at 7:06PM on Feb 5th 2007 by bernadette

14. OMG!!! r u all blind??? shes hammered!!! take another look!

Posted at 2:44AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Melanie

15. Have another drink Jessica then drive home!!!!

Posted at 3:18AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Jen