Jessica Saves Friend from DUI

Jessica Simpson's newest job: Designated driver.

A brunette-tressed and tanned Jess caused a paparazzi fishbowl frenzy as she and her buddies left Hollywood hotspot Hyde, with Simpson announcing she was "the responsible one" of the evening. After signing photos and posing for pictures with fans, Jess jumped into her car, remembering to promo her Super Bowl spot -- briefly forgetting which pizza company she was pimping for! Oops.

At least she remembered to bring enough money to pay the valet this time!



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16. Have another drink Jessica then drive home!!!!

Posted at 3:18AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Jen

17. Yes, she's SOOO over and yes, she looks like her dad in drag, but she's still been through a very hard time (dumping the best guy she'll ever get)! And while John Mayer is a real talent, really now Jess, going from Nick to John Mayer?? Designated driver? Honey, if I were you, I'd go out and get really plastered!!

Posted at 11:35AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Debbie Brennan

18. OK...First of all...All of you immature commenters need to grow up and get a life....Don't criticize Jessica or any other celerbrity for the stupid things like looks just because you're jealous and we'll never amount to her or any other celebrity. Just be jealous high schoolers and just grow up. Every celebrity has the right to live their lives and you have no right to criticize just because you don't have a life or even friends. Jessica is one of the most beautiful people in the world, so get over it...And on a final note,....Think of yourself, how would you like to always be followed by the paparazzing never getting to really be alone. Think about it next time before you open your stupid mouth and sound stupid. And who cares if she had a memory laps and struggled to say Pizza Hut.....For all you idiots...I do it all the time and so do you....cuz oo yeah we're all human and next remember that before you criticize anyone...especially Jessica Simpson.....Thank you and you know I'm right so don't me even more immature by criticizing me, you'll just be making a bigger fool of youself than you already have. Buh~bye.

Posted at 1:57AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Andy

19. She's a publicity whore, as everyone knows. I'm really disappointed in John Mayer...I thought he was smart enough to avoid this whole train wreck Simpson clan. Who in their right mind would date her, knowing how her dad is?

Posted at 7:33AM on Feb 9th 2007 by eviljanet

20. Jessica , your slammin..def a class act...dont listen to these peeps their nuts..

Posted at 10:45PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Scott

21. First of all, I think that there is nothing attractive about Jessica Simpson. It doesn't make any sense to me why people claim to see appeal.
Second, her smile looks like the fakest smile I've ever seen in my life.
Finally, the hype about small celebrity acts such as this is ridiculous. "Wow... Someone was a designated driver. What an accomplishment!"

Its amazing how America sinks her fat teeth into something so trivial.

Posted at 3:01PM on Feb 9th 2007 by Alistair

22. jess u looked hot like always.. all these people are jealous of such a pretty, cool and down to earth girl like u! keep rockin hard like always..u looked stunning! god bless u!

Posted at 1:41AM on Feb 9th 2007 by Erika

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