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Paris Plays Peek-A-Boo with Porn King

Paris Hilton's eyes have seen the glory of a porn legend – Ron Jeremy's enormous glory, that is.

Rumors were rampant several years ago that Paris and pal Bijou Phillips had played a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" with Jeremy, and now, in his autobiography, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz," Jeremy confirms the story (via Page Six). The trio slipped into a ladies-room stall at the Chateau Marmont, whereupon the starlets flashed the porn star, and Jeremy unfurled his flag, as it were.

Jeremy says he kept mum about the story, but then heard Paris blabbing about it later to Fred Durst, and decided it was time to air it out.

J.Lo Diva Demands B.S.

You may look at Ms. Lopez – but only with the lights turned down to make her look "desirable"- or t least that's what The London Mirror (via MSNBC) reports. According to the rag, J.Lo issued a three-page list of divalicious demands just two hours before a recording session. First, she wanted all light bulbs replaced with dimmer ones, and hot Cuban bread that wasn't readily available across the pond, as well as dozens of packages of Skittles, especially the "new sour flavor." SO not true say TMZ's sources, who go on to say the entire article is bogus.

Andy Makes Dick of Himself on "Kimmel"


Andy Dick is up to his old tricks – i.e., harassing stars that don't want his affection or attention. The trainwreck had to be forcibly removed last Friday night from the set of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" after he kept touching the Donald's daughter Ivanka's hair and legs without permission. At one point, after Dick asked Trump to "give him a big, fat, sloppy wet kiss" right on the lips and grabbed her arm, Kimmel called in the heavies and had him carried out by his feet and arms. Check out the outrageous video here.

Jade Jagger's Very-Friendly Skies


Jade Jagger – 35-year-old daughter of Mick (and Bianca) – is not the woman you want next to you on your next transatlantic flight, if a report in Page Six is to be believed. A fellow passenger told the Post that the rock heiress boarded a Virgin flight and "proceeded to get drunk and loud" enough to fall down in the aisles. One of Jade's pals even took wine from another passenger's dinner tray and swilled it. Then, at landing time, when a flight attendant tried to take her tray away, Jade "was kicking [her] from under her duvet" to make them go away. Jade's rep acknowledges that her client was drinking as a way to "calm down" before she boards a flight. It appears not to have worked. The rep added that Jade "regrets causing any disruption of which, until now, she was completely unaware." Apparently so.

Party Favors: Queen Won't Watch "The Queen" ... Rosie and Trump Bury the Hatchet? ... Jeff Zucker to be Big Man at NBC Universal


Despite its award-winning pedigree and reputation, the Queen Elizabeth II film "The Queen" won't be glimpsed by its subject, the monarch herself. A friend of the Queen's tells the Daily Telegraph, "It's hard enough for her to have to look at a video of herself after an event," and adds that QE2 isn't a big film buff. ... An Israeli-Palestinian peace organization, Seeds of Peace, is trying to get Rosie O'Donnell and the Donald to come together at its annual gala March 22. Somehow, says a rep to the New York Post, "I don't think that's going to happen." ... Jeff Zucker will be named CEO of NBC Universal today, a long-expected move that will see the former "Today" show producer replace Bob Wright.

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16. Ron Jeremy is a disgusting freak! Why would anyone even consider looking at his nasty weiner?

Posted at 2:03PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Assmaster

17. Who cares what a washed up porn king has to say. IF something like that occured though, it sounds like a fun game.

No matter what the haters say, they will never be as thin or as rich as Paris Hilton. Depressing,lol.

Why don't the haters just go kill themselves.

Posted at 12:20PM on Feb 5th 2007 by dora

18. So what's the big deal. Sounds like something some very young girls would do as a way of goofing off. People are trying to make too much of some things. I think Ms Hilton and all her friends are very attractive young women.

Posted at 12:25PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Rob

19. LOL, that actually sounds like something Paris and her group might do. Hell, I might do it. Just harmless fun.

Posted at 1:26PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Missie

20. It seems to me that hateful people are looking for any and all occasions to tear down Paris Hilton. They're just losers with an axe to grind.

Posted at 4:55PM on Feb 5th 2007 by maya

21. I don't get it!
Is Ron Jeremy 12 feet tall? I've seen one of his vids and I really don't understand what the "big" deal is that everyone seems to be in awe over. Are you telling me that he's some sort of physical anomaly?

Posted at 2:18PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Sun Dial

22. SCREW PARIS HILTON!

Posted at 12:47PM on Feb 5th 2007 by GO

23. The funniest thing on this page is "if a report in Page Six is to be believed." Too funny, coming from TMZ! That and request from Webb Kopp/Farrah (#5) so they can start more racist BS. Snooze-fest.

Posted at 3:20PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Duh

24. OH MY GOD - The Diseases, I mean SEX SCARS, I mean funky sex stories. Paris was seen wearing her new designer shirt. It simply says - I'm STUPID and the STUPID ARROW was pointing at her DYED FIRE CROTCH. At least lindsey has talent. F*** even BRIT has more talent than the HO HOTEL HI my name is STANK P***Y PARIS. And my p***y is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:25PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Nelson D. Nubian

25. #26 Maya,
Have you had your head buried in the god damn sand or is parisite paying you to say what you just posted. Parisite is a low life, drugged up racist skank, whore who looks like she just pulled her head out of a microwave oven, it looks that swollan, maybe her head is one great big herpe.

"BOYCOT PARISITE HILTON EVERYONE!" spread the word.

Posted at 5:57PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Sam

26. Actually, Ron Jeremy IS some sort of physical anomoly; he's like the old joke about why does a dog lick it's balls? Because it can. I've seen a few of his vids where he sucked his own johnson. Not for that reason, of course...

Posted at 6:42PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Puh der Baer

27. Wow! thats pretty god damn sick 'ay.
Has anyone got a pic of Parisite Hoton Without makeup or her hair done,
If so email it to me i'll stick it in my nephews potty so he knows where to crap.
I bet she's f***en ugly without her 2 hour a day primping seession too the super mega fugly racist mole skank.

Posted at 7:51PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Sam

28. paris is a chep slag. boycott

Posted at 6:40AM on Feb 6th 2007 by z

29. Rob--- atrractive hey? is suppose if u find herpes. desperate, wonky eyed, penis nosed cheap slags who will fuck anything attractive then yeh sure. haha

Posted at 5:09PM on Feb 7th 2007 by rob has low standards

30. I would almost guarantee there aren't pics of Paris out there without makeup, she would have the photog burned at the stake. Here are some good pics of what she actually used to look like, before all the surgery. Doesn't even look like the same person.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html

Posted at 11:48AM on Feb 6th 2007 by truth

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