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2/5/2007 4:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
TomKat Can't Dance

Fred & Ginger they're not.

At a Super Bowl party hosted by Ocean Drive Magazine in Miami on Saturday night, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen awkwardly "rocking out" as Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez took the stage.

A clearly rhythmless Cruise attempted to grind with wifey, who bounced around like a reject in J.Lo's "Dancelife" reality show. Katie looked like dancing with Tom wasn't part of their pre-nup.

If the dancing wasn't embarrassing enough, Marc and Jennifer's duet made the whole ordeal even more unbearable, with the couple screeching their way through what was supposed to be a romantic ballad.

Only Lopez's salsa movement offered some real style. TomKat should consult with Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.

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Jennifer:  1834 days ago

Was his mother there?! Oh, brother!

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tk:  1834 days ago

Looks like Katie doesn't even want Tom to touch her!!!! Signs of a rift in that marriage already!!!

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susie:  1834 days ago

What nerds!!!!!!

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Me:  1834 days ago

It's hard to grind on someone you can't reach. Looks like he has to climb up on a little stepstool just to do it right.

Yuck.

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nicole:  1834 days ago

Looks to me like Tom was trying to make her stop bouncing around! It looked like he was trying to hold her back.

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hysterical:  1834 days ago

that was hard to watch but in a funny way. i'm embarrassed and it wasn't even me in the video.

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ILovePapaSmurf:  1834 days ago

The Awkwardness! The Awkwardness!

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ben:  1834 days ago

tom looks like a creepy uncle trying to put the moves on his niece. it's foul. it really is. the fact that it's all for show just makes it worse. i will not pay to see him in the theaters again. no way.

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VegasLuvr:  1834 days ago

How convenient that she needed to fix her headband just as he wanted to hold her hand.. yikes...she looked annoyed by the whole thing. poor girl. i cannot wait until the day i log onto tmz to see the headline "katie, tom, divorce!"...

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ick:  1834 days ago

gross!! you can see he's trying SO hard to look like they have AMAZING chemistry! right... he is attacking her! look k@ her trying to just swing to the music & he knows he's being watched so he pulls her toward his gay c**k & she looks disgusted, like leave me the f*** alone for a second & quit petting me!! so f***ing gross! she sold her soul to the devil for an unlimited lifetime of barneys! honestly! you can see hor hard he is trying to appear effortless... apparantly it's harder to act straight than act! LMAO! go the f*** away already! i hope i live long enough for him to come out, like all the old timers do right before they die! heheheheheheheheheheh

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kt:  1834 days ago

They look incredibly uncomfortable with each other. And always have. Their 3 minute kiss at the alter was equally as uncomfortable and gross.
Give it up Tom! You make people sick.
Katie -- you're not a good enough actress to pull this scam off! Yuk on you too!

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L.S:  1834 days ago

He acts like a horny lil teenager and she's his puppet.....

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L.S:  1834 days ago

He looks like a dog in heat and she needs to shake him off.

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L.S:  1834 days ago

What a embarrassing piece of sh*t he is.....

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Kathy:  1834 days ago

Those 2 don't have enough rythym to create a baby. That's why there is NO way Suri can be their child.

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