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TomKat Can't Dance

Posted Feb 5th 2007 2:15PM by TMZ Staff

Fred & Ginger they're not.

At a Super Bowl party hosted by Ocean Drive Magazine in Miami on Saturday night, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen awkwardly "rocking out" as Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez took the stage.

A clearly rhythmless Cruise attempted to grind with wifey, who bounced around like a reject in J.Lo's "Dancelife" reality show. Katie looked like dancing with Tom wasn't part of their pre-nup.

If the dancing wasn't embarrassing enough, Marc and Jennifer's duet made the whole ordeal even more unbearable, with the couple screeching their way through what was supposed to be a romantic ballad.

Only Lopez's salsa movement offered some real style. TomKat should consult with Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.

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16. The Awkwardness! The Awkwardness!

Posted at 5:55PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Kristina

17. tom looks like a creepy uncle trying to put the moves on his niece. it's foul. it really is. the fact that it's all for show just makes it worse. i will not pay to see him in the theaters again. no way.

Posted at 5:58PM on Feb 5th 2007 by very bad ben

18. How convenient that she needed to fix her headband just as he wanted to hold her hand.. yikes...she looked annoyed by the whole thing. poor girl. i cannot wait until the day i log onto tmz to see the headline "katie, tom, divorce!"...

Posted at 6:00PM on Feb 5th 2007 by VegasLuvr

19. gross!! you can see he's trying SO hard to look like they have AMAZING chemistry! right... he is attacking her! look k@ her trying to just swing to the music & he knows he's being watched so he pulls her toward his gay c**k & she looks disgusted, like leave me the f*** alone for a second & quit petting me!! so f***ing gross! she sold her soul to the devil for an unlimited lifetime of barneys! honestly! you can see hor hard he is trying to appear effortless... apparantly it's harder to act straight than act! LMAO! go the f*** away already! i hope i live long enough for him to come out, like all the old timers do right before they die! heheheheheheheheheheh

Posted at 6:16PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Mommy

20. They look incredibly uncomfortable with each other. And always have. Their 3 minute kiss at the alter was equally as uncomfortable and gross.
Give it up Tom! You make people sick.
Katie -- you're not a good enough actress to pull this scam off! Yuk on you too!

Posted at 7:09PM on Feb 5th 2007 by xx

21. He acts like a horny lil teenager and she's his puppet.....

Posted at 7:32PM on Feb 5th 2007 by laurie

22. He looks like a dog in heat and she needs to shake him off.

Posted at 7:31PM on Feb 5th 2007 by In Boston

23. What a embarrassing piece of sh*t he is.....

Posted at 7:36PM on Feb 5th 2007 by tom hater

24. Those 2 don't have enough rythym to create a baby. That's why there is NO way Suri can be their child.

Posted at 8:54PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Kat

25. This clip makes me feel really uncomfortable...something just isnt right.....

Posted at 12:40AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Hollywood Heartbreaker

26. Good god, stop grabbing at that poor woman for TWO SECONDS, you total FREAK. Why can't he just let her do her little dance by herself? He makes my skin crawl.

Posted at 10:37PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Shell

27. Have you ever noticed he "man handles" her all the time. Those creepy controlling hands are always all over her making sure he is her man. She sold her soul. Her "career" is OVER!

Posted at 9:17AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Lori

28. 24. Those 2 don't have enough rythym to create a baby. That's why there is NO way Suri can be their child.

Posted at 8:54PM on Feb 5th 2007 by Kat
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My thoughts EXACTLY!! Suri was in the oven Pre TC and the next one (in there is a next one) will be by turkey baster and a Cruise relative for DNA reasons!

Posted at 10:28PM on Feb 5th 2007 by dean

29. How sad!

Posted at 9:03AM on Feb 6th 2007 by chris stroh

30. Icky...

Posted at 12:16AM on Feb 6th 2007 by ...

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