TomKat Can't Dance

Fred & Ginger they're not.

At a Super Bowl party hosted by Ocean Drive Magazine in Miami on Saturday night, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen awkwardly "rocking out" as Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez took the stage.

A clearly rhythmless Cruise attempted to grind with wifey, who bounced around like a reject in J.Lo's "Dancelife" reality show. Katie looked like dancing with Tom wasn't part of their pre-nup.

If the dancing wasn't embarrassing enough, Marc and Jennifer's duet made the whole ordeal even more unbearable, with the couple screeching their way through what was supposed to be a romantic ballad.

Only Lopez's salsa movement offered some real style. TomKat should consult with Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.



Tags: Jennifer Lopez, JenniferLopez, Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, Marc Anthony, MarcAnthony, Tom Cruise, TomCruise

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31. Okay, HE gives me the CREEPS esp in this video. And YES she looks like the last thing on this L.RON HUBBARD world for her is to be anywhere NEAR him. And I don't think Suri is his. She looks waaayyy too much like Chris Klein. I hope she comes to her senses!!! It's soo embarrasing watching these two.

Posted at 1:41AM on Feb 6th 2007 by sunshine

32. did Katie Holmes get any publicity pre-TomKat? I don't think so...this is clearly an "arranged" marriage..........Tom gets to look hetero, and Katie gets money and fame by association..............
soon the contract will come to an end.............we will see.

Posted at 8:20AM on Feb 6th 2007 by declanium

33. For almost a year now we have had to watch Tom stroking, hugging, petting, kissing and generally mauling Kat in public. Is it part of the pre-nup that she has to allow this?? I don't know which one of them sickens me more- Tom for doing it or Kat for not telling him to stop. Yuk.

Posted at 9:06AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Bettyboop

34. #15....thats exactly what I thought....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROL

Tomkat is my coffee for the day !!1hahahhah

Posted at 10:37AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Miapocca

35. They look like Daine Keaton and Jack Nicolson in "Something gotta give, you old old folks but without the chemistry of course .........ahhaha. Why does he have to push it in the media that he is horny in her presence and has to always touch her...PDA is defintely big time in this household and akward it is too..I think they lost their PDA chorepgrapher after the wedding...I guess the tought of Miscaviage in the near vicinity in clearwater makes Tom horny, a trip is defintely inevitbale, so Tom can take care of his horniness with his midget Miscaviage....hmm wonder if they will be stopping off to see horse face Greta Van Susteren and hubby ............
LMAO ROF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JEJEJEJJEJEJ

Posted at 11:34AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Miapocca

36. Eww.. how awkward! He's grabbing her like a prop, no chemistry whatsoever. She looks like she doesn't want to be there or anywhere near him either. On the top of everything else, he brings his mom. The man is transparent and doesn't even know it.

Posted at 11:56AM on Feb 6th 2007 by maxine

37. nothing but a dog in heat.

Posted at 11:25AM on Feb 6th 2007 by laurie

38. Tom is great in anything!!

Posted at 12:59PM on Feb 6th 2007 by criselda

39. To me it looks like Katie doesn't even want Tom to touch her, she lets go of his hand to adjust her hair!! Can't see this marriage lasting too long (it's fake anyway).

Posted at 1:11PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Valerie

40. Tom: "Why, but WHY did I marry her???"

Posted at 11:18AM on Feb 7th 2007 by in your name

41. My sentiments exactly Nicole. I thought he was trying to get her to stop moving too. Yuck!

Posted at 2:59PM on Feb 6th 2007 by roxanne

42. why is Katie dressed like the Amish??? And why can't JLo dress more like the Amish???

Posted at 1:09AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Tom'sMyDaddy

43. Well the fact that Tom Cruise cannot dance does prove that is not Gay once and for all. Everyone knows that a Gay man can dance. So leave Tom Cruise alone. He is very handsome and a gentleman. FYI, my husband cannot dance and he is VERY GOOD IN BED. So lucky Katie!!

Posted at 8:27PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Juliana

44. Tommy is sooo UGLY!! How old is he? I think about45 trying to look like a kid with that mop of hair and bangs, oh come on, how GROSS! Katie is anothear f***ing $cientology robot!! God, how I HATE them both and $cientology! I've had experience with $cientology and i can't stand that F***ING CULT!!! that people in that CULT are all ROBOTS!!!!

Posted at 10:12PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Marketta

45. Look like the poor girl is trying to get away from him..
he reminds me of a creepy stalker.

Posted at 9:51PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Natosha

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