TomKat Can't Dance

Fred & Ginger they're not.

At a Super Bowl party hosted by Ocean Drive Magazine in Miami on Saturday night, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen awkwardly "rocking out" as Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez took the stage.

A clearly rhythmless Cruise attempted to grind with wifey, who bounced around like a reject in J.Lo's "Dancelife" reality show. Katie looked like dancing with Tom wasn't part of their pre-nup.

If the dancing wasn't embarrassing enough, Marc and Jennifer's duet made the whole ordeal even more unbearable, with the couple screeching their way through what was supposed to be a romantic ballad.

Only Lopez's salsa movement offered some real style. TomKat should consult with Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.



Tags: Jennifer Lopez, JenniferLopez, Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, Marc Anthony, MarcAnthony, Tom Cruise, TomCruise

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46.
First time on this site. You people make such a big deal out of nothing.
A couple standing around moving to the music and watching their friends
perform just like anyone else would do at some club. Maybe you need to get out
a little more.

Posted at 9:40PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Karen

47. The story is a sad comment on journalism and the comments from the readers show a distinct lack of manners. Next time I will know better than to even bother reading the story.

Posted at 10:43PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Diane

48. Oh please...leave them alone! How comfortable are you just rockin' out to music with a bunch of photographers and cameras on you? I don't care if they're professional or not...they're human! I think people just want to see them fail or screw up because they're miserable in their own lives. Give us a break!

Posted at 12:33AM on Feb 8th 2007 by J McKay

49. Tom couldn't be anymore gay if he tried. Kat sure works hard for that 4 million she was paid, doesn't she? I am surprised by the duet, Mark and J Lo were gruesome and I actually like them but that was a really bad audition even by American Idol standards, I think it was the sound and tech not the performance. But really isn't it funny Tom thinks he has everyone fooled? And I used to like him until he became such a hypocrit.

Posted at 4:44PM on Feb 17th 2007 by Phyllis Capps

50. Tom couldn't be anymore gay if he tried. Kat sure works hard for that 4 million she was paid, doesn't she? I am surprised by the duet, Mark and J Lo were gruesome and I actually like them but that was a really bad audition even by American Idol standards, I think it was the sound and tech not the performance. But really isn't it funny Tom thinks he has everyone fooled? And I used to like him until he became such a hypocrit.

Posted at 11:16PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Phyllis Capps

51. Don't judge them as a couple based on a few seconds of footage. First this music isn't their particular genre. Second, we are sometimes out of sync with our mate at times.

Posted at 4:08PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Mimi

52. "creepy, controlling hands" very funny lori, and absolutely true. can you imagine those hands all over you? Ughhh, the thoughts sends shivers!!!

Posted at 10:36AM on Feb 8th 2007 by whitney

53. Maybe is has something to do with Scientology.......

Posted at 12:13PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Christine

54. that was so funnyyyyy!!!! po thangs'

Posted at 11:44PM on Feb 7th 2007 by maxi

55. It is embarrassing to watch. Tom can't seem to keep his hands off Katie and she looks as if she thinks if she ignores his groping he'll stop. If either one of them showed a little rythm it might not have been so noticeable. It looks like a "white people can't dance" routine from SNL. It makes Tom look older than he is. Block out his face and it looks like a 60 year old man trying to be cool and Katie looks like a 10 year old trying to fit in at an older sisters party. Aaaah, here's an idea, Maybe she's not getting into the music, she's bouncing around in excitement because she was allowed to stay up past her bedtime.

Posted at 12:57AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Rose M

56. I really really love Jennifer Lopez super extremely incredibly much. I really really also am madly deeply continuously passionately and romanticly in love with Jennifer Lopez super extremely incredibly much. I really really love enjoy crave honor cherish worship respect and obey all of Jennifer Lopez from head to toe super extremely incredibly much. I want to marry Jennifer Lopez.

Posted at 1:59AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Jennifer Lopez's all-time #1 life-long favorite male super fanatic.

57. Katie's the one who looks the most pathetic. She's bopping around like a ten year old trying to dance at her cousin's wedding. Although, Tom looks almost as pathetic. I agree with everyone else....just come out of the closet already, Tom! No one believes there's anything genuine about their marriage.

Posted at 2:13AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Sue

58. These are two of the most "un-hip"...."un-cool" creatures on the planet. Tom is a cartoon at best....and his trying to make Katie into some Paris fashion plate...to parrallel what his narcissisim tells him is his style and charm....is making this whole scenario into Comic Central. Tom is...as he is....an official alien....and Katie...well.....best you forget Versace and Vera Wang...you're strictly Mervyn's and J.C. Penney......

Posted at 3:30AM on Feb 8th 2007 by ellie

59. Man - You guys are rude! Get a life and leave them alone.

Posted at 11:44PM on Feb 9th 2007 by Denise Beenken

60. could Cruise's career be any more OVER? Nothing could make this guy ever look hip again.

Run Katie, run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:41AM on Feb 8th 2007 by all hail xenu

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