TomKat Can't Dance

Fred & Ginger they're not.

At a Super Bowl party hosted by Ocean Drive Magazine in Miami on Saturday night, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen awkwardly "rocking out" as Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez took the stage.

A clearly rhythmless Cruise attempted to grind with wifey, who bounced around like a reject in J.Lo's "Dancelife" reality show. Katie looked like dancing with Tom wasn't part of their pre-nup.

If the dancing wasn't embarrassing enough, Marc and Jennifer's duet made the whole ordeal even more unbearable, with the couple screeching their way through what was supposed to be a romantic ballad.

Only Lopez's salsa movement offered some real style. TomKat should consult with Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.



Tags: Jennifer Lopez, JenniferLopez, Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, Marc Anthony, MarcAnthony, Tom Cruise, TomCruise

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61. Notice how J.Lo is trying to keep her fake hair on? Is anything about this broad real-besides her awful "singing" voice that is?

Posted at 11:54AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Ally

62. I think they look great togther. i hope it will last for ever.. so there you go tom and kate haters!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:51AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Raquel

63. It will last only until Katie's "contract" is up. Yeah, they look great together. It's always attractive when a woman makes her husband look like a midget!!!!

Posted at 11:56AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Amy

64. If you have nothing nice to say,u shouldn't say anything!!!!!Tom and Kate are cool!!!

Posted at 12:49PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Raquel

65. If you have something NICE to say, Dont say anything....................please Raquel this is an opinion blog..if you get to say your 2 cents worth so does everyone else..

Ignorance is certainly bliss and entertaining to boot.............O P I N I O N S differ among P E O P L E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you get that, I think for the first time I spell checked that sentence to make sure you got it.

Posted at 1:35PM on Feb 8th 2007 by miapocca

66. Gee Raquel if I could think of something nice to say about midget boy I would. But what's nice about a humorless, unattractive, arrogant, pompous, phony, used -to-the-world's-greatest-movie-star-now-just-the-butt-of-everyone's-jokes dimwit like Cruise?????????????

Posted at 2:04PM on Feb 8th 2007 by L. Ron Blubbard

67. BREAKING NEW THAT TMZ WILL NOT C0VER

katie Holmes had Plastic Surgery.....check out these sites and reway comment 72 on the first link to see a list of what she may have had done

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/01/24/did-katie-holmes-have-a-nose-job/

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/?p=50

On that note, I wonder just how many surgerys Cruise has had to keep himslef looking the way he does......and for that matter, Nicole..hahah
She actuallty aged herself overnight............ahhahahha..if scientologist beleive in accepting themselves etc, why the nose job..hahahhah

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 9th 2007 by miapocca

68. Man, that was freaking nasty. It was like watching a dwarf trying to dance and grope someone twice his height. LOL! Oh wait. He is a dwarf dancing with someone a foot taller than him.

Katie became the Joey "spineless"Potter version that we all hated. How sad. :(

Posted at 8:10AM on Feb 11th 2007 by Alex

69. http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5773/Events/5773/KatieHolme_Devan_12522042_400.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Holmes,%20Katie

wtf ..the nose is really crooked ...she looks very different..wonder how much she paid for all the touch ups

Posted at 10:19AM on Feb 16th 2007 by Miapocca

70. All I know is the marriage wont last. I couldnt care less about their bigdeal castle scientology wedding. He s a control freak and too old for her. Maybe he will be dancing to divorce court soon.

Posted at 8:02PM on Feb 17th 2007 by Joanne

71. Tom says:"GIT ER DONE KATIE, GIT ER DONE!"I CANT DANCE BUT I CAN SAY GOT ER DONE.

Posted at 6:28PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by ITS ME

72. Tom cant dance but he tells Katie:GIT ER DONE KATIE! GIT ER DONE

Posted at 6:32PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by snaith

73. OMG! Creepy, gropey uncle indeed. Had to turn away. Yikes.

Posted at 9:24PM on Feb 26th 2007 by sara

74. I can't see it, but I can imagine it...
Tom and John Travolta need to admit, they suck each other off, and that Scientology is the reason they have herpes now...

Posted at 7:55PM on Mar 6th 2007 by S.M. Brown

75. I tried watching Where The Boys Are on TV ( I wouldn't pay money to see that! Thankfully) and just had to turn the channel when Katie was trying to dance in one of the scenes in a bar. She looked ridiculous!! She can't act either, I couldn't figure out her role in the movie at all, it really sucked. She can't act, she can't dance, but she sure knows how to dig the gold and get in the limelight, I will give her that.

Posted at 8:53PM on Mar 7th 2007 by Jan

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