Michelle's Arresting Fashion Statement

16. "I see London, I see France
Michelle isn't wearing underpants!"

Posted at 11:55AM on Feb 6th 2007 by Johnny Walker

17. trashy!

Posted at 4:21AM on Feb 7th 2007 by sue

18. She looks like Britney in that pic.

Nice try at humor, but try again!

Posted at 12:07PM on Feb 6th 2007 by mr holliwood

19. Did no one see the huge ORWELL written on the bracelet? It's a little more than just a reference to her past. It's an allusion to Orwell's book "1984."

Obviously.

Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Jakob

20. Yuck. I wish this drunken idiot would crawl back into her bottle and stay there. She can't act her way out of a wet paper bag so why is she getting publicity?

Posted at 2:30PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Brenda

21. A new type of alcohol detection bracelette, which measures alcohol consumption through skin persperation, has been compared to Orwell's "Brave New World". It has been used by courts in Wisconsin. The comparison to Orwell's fiction isn't unique to MR alone.

I still think she's a dumbass self-centered freak who endangers other people's lives and then lives to joke about it.

Posted at 12:55PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Anonymous

22. It's not Orwellian when they give out ankle bracelets to actual criminals!!! It would be if someone had to wear one & he/she wasn't guilty of anything, but she's making herself look even more stupid by making the reference! Not to mention, most folks probably don't even know what she means by having "Orwell" on it in the first place!

Posted at 1:59PM on Feb 6th 2007 by SER

23. she must have messed up her probation to get that fancy bracelet. what a screw up!

Posted at 3:01PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Stud

24. ...still trying to figure out how being punished for an actual crime constitutes as "Orwellian".

Posted at 2:13PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Crys

25. What's with these ankle braclets? All the authorities need is the bio-code for micro neck implants. A person can't even get out of the house when those frequencies are initiated.

Posted at 6:26PM on Feb 6th 2007 by BenB

26. According to The Superficial, the court ordered her to wear it for 90 days after she was arrested for a DUI last year and she has 20 more days to go.

Posted at 6:41PM on Feb 6th 2007 by g

27. Dumb bitch looks like a marshmallow.

Posted at 6:50PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Me

28. Get off your high horses. Drunk driving is no laughing matter, but she still has a month required to wear the anklette. She's still under a court order. That's why she's wearing it!

Posted at 7:19PM on Feb 6th 2007 by fatty and proud of it

29. The ankle bracelet is new tech. to monitor possible alcohol consumption after a judge orders you not to drink. Why is everybody so f***in dumb?

Posted at 7:38PM on Feb 6th 2007 by jstew28379

30. It's a real ankle bracelet, idiots.

Posted at 9:27PM on Feb 6th 2007 by Catherine