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Yentl Spears

2/7/2007 4:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

While shlepping through a NYC drugstore, Britney Spears revealed her latest incarnation: Park Avenue matron meets Orthodox rabbi. Mazel tov!

Spears, with her paparazzi-menacing security guard in tow, hit the Zitomer Pharmacy on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and immediately tried on a bushy red hat, perfect for Passover. At least the meshuggeneh shiksa likes to sport fur on one end! L'chayim!

As the mother of two browsed the cosmetics aisles, so many fans gathered outside to catch a glimpse of the former pop star, police were called to escort her back to her SUV. Good thing NYC doesn't have a crime problem and can spare the manpower. Nevahmind already.

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Great Dane    

Um, it's cold in New York right now......

Shoo, I would wear that ugly red cat on my head today too!

She can't win either way, you guys complain if she doesn't have panties on.....if she has a hat on....if she's in the club.....or the drugstore......

>let's just pray she's not buying ANOTHER pregnancy test!

2723 days ago
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slcgiirll    

Sporting fur on one end? Eew TMZ...eew!

2723 days ago
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Tucker    

STILL A WHITE TRASH PIECE OF SH*T WHORE WHO DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT HER POOR KIDS.

2723 days ago
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A Man Who Knows!    

Spears and drugstores? - Where else can you go to pick up meds for your latest STD and morning after pill in one stop?

2723 days ago
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Dawn    

She is an idiot. I can't wait for her album to drop so, it can flop. Then maybe she can fade into oblivion.

2723 days ago
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MissNYC    

Sometimes I actually forget that this moron is a mom, then I remember and feel bad...for them. They're going to grow up lonely and confused, and I am sure spoiled. She can't give them the things a real mom can, so she'll compensate with "things." Poor boys!

2723 days ago
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zipprbabi    

Looks like she needed to buy shampoo not a hat!

2723 days ago
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BetteDavisEyes    

I was wondering the same thing #9... why is SHE even considering cosmetics at a drugstore?!?!? Go to SEPHORA!!!!!

2723 days ago
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Hedy    

Not everybody is from a jewish background! What does "Oy gevalt" mean?

2723 days ago
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Hollywood Gossip    

Oh my goodness. What sort of crazy mirrors does she have in her house? Is she trying to look like a muppet?

2723 days ago
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J Doe    

britney is SO CONFUSED on whether shes southern baptist christian, or jewish
she has NO IDEA WHOS SHE IS..

christina was right on when she said~~shes a lost little girl~~

is she still going to wear the star of david that isaac gave her

2723 days ago
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no pervs allowed    

Pluuuleeeze,,, that hat was so last week, when the Olsen Tweekers were wearing it,,,

2723 days ago
13.

Cory Roberson    

Man, all everyone does is bag on Britney these days. Remember, she is still a huge pop star. Her successful "In the Zone" album came out in 2003, NOT 1993. All she needs is another hit to get her back in the swing of things. Geez, she can afford an album flop....You guys tend to forget that she's worth $100 million+.

IF EVEN HER ALBUM, flopped she could sit by her pool all day in her mansion, fly to Paris every other day, eat out everyday at a fancy restaurant, and collect huge dividends while she's sleeping. Not bad for a "former pop star" that TMZ claims her to be.

If she invests her money right she could collect $300-500k plus a year interest. Why else does she act so un-fazed by all the negative publicity? Because she can afford to.

2723 days ago
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Mad Balls    

I would love to take a big crap in that hat and eat a PB sandwich while she pee's all over me . But I wouldn't let her kiss me . God know where that mouth has been ?!? bitches !

2723 days ago
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Mad Balls    

Harvs worried about me . The poop stuff has gotten under the balls of America's big tool . Sorry , i was taking space from retards and the KKK ....... But I would like to crap in that big hat , while eating a PB sandwich and then Let Brit whiz all over me . Just don't kiss me , Trailer park bitch . Who knows where that mouth has been ????

2723 days ago
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