Yentl Spears

While shlepping through a NYC drugstore, Britney Spears revealed her latest incarnation: Park Avenue matron meets Orthodox rabbi. Mazel tov!

Spears, with her paparazzi-menacing security guard in tow, hit the Zitomer Pharmacy on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and immediately tried on a bushy red hat, perfect for Passover. At least the meshuggeneh shiksa likes to sport fur on one end! L'chayim!

As the mother of two browsed the cosmetics aisles, so many fans gathered outside to catch a glimpse of the former pop star, police were called to escort her back to her SUV. Good thing NYC doesn't have a crime problem and can spare the manpower. Nevahmind already.



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1. What's with this chick and drug stores???????? She should be spending time with her kids!!!!! I guess if they ever need to find her they can just check TMZ!!!!

Posted at 2:50PM on Feb 7th 2007 by CrzyCanadian

2. I like how they call her "former pop star" lmao.

Posted at 3:08PM on Feb 7th 2007 by angelbunny17

3. Um, it's cold in New York right now......

Shoo, I would wear that ugly red cat on my head today too!

She can't win either way, you guys complain if she doesn't have panties on.....if she has a hat on....if she's in the club.....or the drugstore......

>let's just pray she's not buying ANOTHER pregnancy test!

Posted at 9:07AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Great Dane

4. Sporting fur on one end? Eew TMZ...eew!

Posted at 3:05PM on Feb 7th 2007 by slcgiirll

5. STILL A WHITE TRASH PIECE OF SH*T WHORE WHO DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT HER POOR KIDS.

Posted at 3:10PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Frankie

6. Brittney and drugstores - Where else can you go to pick up medication for your latest STD and morning after pill in one stop?

Posted at 3:09PM on Feb 7th 2007 by NONYA

7. Spears and drugstores? - Where else can you go to pick up meds for your latest STD and morning after pill in one stop?

Posted at 4:45PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Nonya

8. I was thinking the same thing as you guys....she is always in the drug store?!

Posted at 3:30PM on Feb 7th 2007 by igglefan

9. She is an idiot. I can't wait for her album to drop so, it can flop. Then maybe she can fade into oblivion.

Posted at 3:43PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Dawn

10. UMMM, why is she buying make-up at the drug store ever heard of MAC.
God she is trash!

Posted at 3:47PM on Feb 7th 2007 by im just sayin

11. Sometimes I actually forget that this moron is a mom, then I remember and feel bad...for them. They're going to grow up lonely and confused, and I am sure spoiled. She can't give them the things a real mom can, so she'll compensate with "things." Poor boys!

Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 7th 2007 by MISSNYC

12. Looks like she needed to buy shampoo not a hat!

Posted at 4:21PM on Feb 7th 2007 by zipprbabi

13. I was wondering the same thing #9... why is SHE even considering cosmetics at a drugstore?!?!? Go to SEPHORA!!!!!

Posted at 1:54PM on Feb 8th 2007 by BetteDavisEyes

14. Not everybody is from a jewish background! What does "Oy gevalt" mean?

Posted at 5:08PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Hedy

15. Would you guys ever leave her alone. She goes out and drinks one night in the last month and now she is a bad mother. Just because she has kids doesnt mean she has to stay in the whole time. Once every so often is ok. Its not like she is leaving them on there own. Every mother needs a break once and a while.

Posted at 5:11PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Fiona

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