Yentl Spears

While shlepping through a NYC drugstore, Britney Spears revealed her latest incarnation: Park Avenue matron meets Orthodox rabbi. Mazel tov!

Spears, with her paparazzi-menacing security guard in tow, hit the Zitomer Pharmacy on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and immediately tried on a bushy red hat, perfect for Passover. At least the meshuggeneh shiksa likes to sport fur on one end! L'chayim!

As the mother of two browsed the cosmetics aisles, so many fans gathered outside to catch a glimpse of the former pop star, police were called to escort her back to her SUV. Good thing NYC doesn't have a crime problem and can spare the manpower. Nevahmind already.



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16. Oh my goodness. What sort of crazy mirrors does she have in her house? Is she trying to look like a muppet?

Posted at 7:08PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Hollywood Gossip

17. britney is SO CONFUSED on whether shes southern baptist christian, or jewish
she has NO IDEA WHOS SHE IS..

christina was right on when she said~~shes a lost little girl~~

is she still going to wear the star of david that isaac gave her

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 7th 2007 by jane doe

18. Pluuuleeeze,,, that hat was so last week, when the Olsen Tweekers were wearing it,,,

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Fashinista Nazi

19. AY-YAY-YAY ! This fercockt shiksa thinks just because she gets some jewish nebbish to shtup her, she's now a nice jewish girl? Feh! She's nothing but a common nafka! She looks like dreck. All the gelt in the world won't buy her class. And those little boychicks or hers, I say a broche every night for them. I saw pictures of her in a resturant ..... FRESS! A total shanda! She's messhuggina! Fershtay?

Posted at 5:35PM on Feb 7th 2007 by RonnyK

20. Man, all everyone does is bag on Britney these days. Remember, she is still a huge pop star. Her successful "In the Zone" album came out in 2003, NOT 1993. All she needs is another hit to get her back in the swing of things. Geez, she can afford an album flop....You guys tend to forget that she's worth $100 million+.

IF EVEN HER ALBUM, flopped she could sit by her pool all day in her mansion, fly to Paris every other day, eat out everyday at a fancy restaurant, and collect huge dividends while she's sleeping. Not bad for a "former pop star" that TMZ claims her to be.

If she invests her money right she could collect $300-500k plus a year interest. Why else does she act so un-fazed by all the negative publicity? Because she can afford to.

Posted at 11:25PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Cory Roberson

21. I would love to take a big crap in that hat and eat a PB sandwich while she pee's all over me . But I wouldn't let her kiss me . God know where that mouth has been ?!? bitches !

Posted at 3:00AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Fetish Doughnut

22. Harvs worried about me . The poop stuff has gotten under the balls of America's big tool . Sorry , i was taking space from retards and the KKK ....... But I would like to crap in that big hat , while eating a PB sandwich and then Let Brit whiz all over me . Just don't kiss me , Trailer park bitch . Who knows where that mouth has been ????

Posted at 2:02AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Feteish Dognuts

23. Forget giving Britney a serve. "BOYCOT PARISITE HERPES HILTON!" this bitch is a racist, stuck up, slutty, drug taking bitch who thinks people who go the public schools are garbage and she also slags off gays. This bitch gets away with murder, well no longer. If you're well and truly sick and tired of Paris Hilton join the national/international Boycot against her.
Don't spend any of your hard earned cash to line her pockets by refushing to buy her products or any other product she endores.
Don't watch the simple life or sany other show/video she appears in.
And most importantly" DON"T IDOLIS HER" She is a complete IDIOT who has had everything handed to her on a silver platter and has never really worked for anything in her wntire life. All she does is party and get sloshed.
She even made racist comments about her former best friend Nichole Richie.

This woman thinks she is the centre of the universe, so lets rock her world!

"DOWN WITH PARISITE HERPES HILTON!"

Posted at 4:26PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Sam.

24. Next celebrity hook up: Griffin O'Neal and Britney Spears..Harvey Levins' wet dream.

Posted at 8:59PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Never a Dull Moment

25. britney was DUMPED by isaac,

her PR people will try their hardest to spin it in britneys favor and say it was she who dumped isaac,

face it people...shes lost it !

Posted at 11:21PM on Feb 7th 2007 by jane doe

26. Yes why don't you leave her alone!I am not a pop princess but i am very pretty and i know what people like me have to faced!!!Most of the time jalousy!
So i can understand Britney!If plus the fact you are pretty you are doing well and famous then you get just attacked by nasty guys like you!Why don't you just you live your own life!Just stop being nasty for free so then maby you will have a better life!

Posted at 7:41AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Marie

27. And why TMZ always show the worth photos of Britney?Everybody just know that you can't always be perfect!So why do they try to show her like this!Did nobody cross Paris when she is without her make up early in the moning?
Just look at our own ass a littel!

Posted at 9:13AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Marie

28. Man this chick really did hit the wall...and by the looks of it was thrown into the sewer. Definately not a MILF :( I can't believe I used to wank to her, although in my defense she did look hot back then. Why doesn't she treat herself to a shower and some of that spa crap and head off to a beauty place like all the chicks do? And what the hell is up with her clothes? It looks like she's robbing the homeless for her threads. Damn Brit, you really let me down, she reminds me of Coutney Love. The no panty shots didn't help either, it was alot better looking in my fantasies. Oh well all good things must come to an end sometime I guess, I just figured with how young she is it would be later than sooner I know grannies hotter than this chick which is real creepy.

Posted at 10:13AM on Feb 8th 2007 by BrazscoBeaco

29. Most of you who commented are idiot's and its easy to tell what kind of people you are when you talk the way you to about a person which in this case the person so happen's to be Britney Spears. She does spend time with her little one's. TMZ has shown photo's of her spending time with them. But TMZ and other gossip sites would rather take pic's of her when she is working and out having a break to make her look like she's never around her children. And what I think is wrong with most of you who comment badly about her is that your only believing what your seeing. These pic's are taken of her 1 time on a daily basis. She didn't spend the whole day in a drug store, club, studio etc. If you weren't born yesterday you would have figured it out by now that there are 24 hours in a day. Besided all this I would also like to point out that Britney's baby's daddy most likely wont be paying for child support. If he does then great! But she is the money maker at this time...for herself and her babies. Money doesn't grow on tree's and money isn't going to be thrown on her lap for doing nothing. She's got a lot going in her life if you really think about it. She's juggling a career, being a mom and having a social life. What do you expect Britney Spears to do when at first she was with Kevin Federline, everyone was all pissed wondering when she was coming back. And now that she's trying to she's quoted as being a bad mother??!! Give me a break people. She's juggling more than what most of you do on here I bet. All you can do is judge, when you dont even know this girl. You just believe everything you read and see. Britney Spears is a good girl and I believe she's a good mother. If you take the time to notice you would see that as well. If you want to start pointing finger's at people it would make more sense to do that to people like PARIS HILTON, NICOLE RICHIE, LINDSAY LOHAN and that group basically. These girl's are terrible role model's and I think Britney is a good one considering how hard working she is and that she's a mother who does spend time with her babies. So really stop pointing finger's and pointing the blame on someone who doesn't deserve it because I honestly dont get how people can say such horrible thing's about a great lady. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AS A MOTHER AND A SINGER! IM BUYING YOUR CD NO MATTER WHAT WHEN IT COMES OUT CHIK & IM ROOTING FOR YOU ALL THE WAY!! ;)

Posted at 3:18PM on Feb 8th 2007 by JLS

30. I didn't know Britney was over 50.... isn't that the minimum age requirement to join the Red Hat Society?

Posted at 4:08PM on Feb 9th 2007 by Judy

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