Six Degrees of Tom Cruise

1. AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, DID THEY HAVE FOR DESERT? A CIRCLE JERK, PERHAPS?

Posted at 2:13PM on Feb 13th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

2. Posh better watch out. Jlo is gonna take her man.

Posted at 2:28PM on Feb 13th 2007 by You know it

3. hmmm....must be 'cold' in Madrid, but only to some. Neck scarves seem like a necessity to two but the rest go in sport coats and/or sweaters.

Posted at 2:44PM on Feb 13th 2007 by ding dong

4. This has go to be the most ludricous group of fakes I have ever seen! Jlo has lost her appeal her music career is finished and her looks are fading ......Maybe they are swaping partners?

Posted at 2:46PM on Feb 13th 2007 by michael

5. Posh & Marc better keep a special eye trained on J-Lo. That girl is a man stealer for sure! Beckham will be bombarded with every Hollywood tart once he's in L.A.

Posted at 2:51PM on Feb 13th 2007 by Marie

6. JLO looks like a puppet now with Mark Anthony. Her movie career sucks, her CD flopped, she cant get pregant. It's been all downhill since she married Mark.

Posted at 3:14PM on Feb 13th 2007 by Nicky

7. Somebody help him! He's being attacked by an orangutan!

Posted at 3:40PM on Feb 13th 2007 by pete

8. I actually thought that J Lo has improved since marrying Marc. Yeah, it's true her movie career sucks, but she was never really an actress in my opinion. I can't say much about her music either..and yeah what's up with the baby thing? Why is it so hard for celebrities to get pregnant? I dont get it! But I digress. My point was I like how she seems to be have really calmed down since marrying Marc. She's not a tabloid queen and it's kinda refreshing. Now if only we could get Britney and Paris to calm the f*** down...LOL

Posted at 4:00PM on Feb 13th 2007 by bittersweet_symphony

9. David definitely looks like Tom's type in that scarf.

Posted at 4:09PM on Feb 13th 2007 by heidi

10. I agree with Nicky. WTF happened to J-LO?
Jenny from the block has disappeared.
It's like she's joined at the hip with that greasy, skinny, ugly guy.
How can you go from Ben Affleck to that?

Posted at 4:30PM on Feb 13th 2007 by Prnzez

11. Tom Cruise wants to get these couples plus Jim Carrey into his wacky cult so they can hook their greedy talons into their wallets! Run jlo, becks, run for your lives!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:38PM on Feb 13th 2007 by paris loves hitler

12. Apparently Will and Jada have been roped into damage control..they actually sat Oprah and Steadman next to Oprah

http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/tomkat-sit-with-oprah-and-stedman-at-mary-j-blige-party-hosted-by-will-and-jada-smith/#more-446

I am sure there is some serious inderlying animosity from Katie Holmes about Oprah dissing Tom fake couch jumping, evident in the non invitation for Opraaaaaaaaaahhhhh.ahhahah, but hey the cameras are going, got to look like all is fine

Posted at 5:46PM on Feb 13th 2007 by miapocca

13. I dont think David Beckham would ever go for JLO. I dont think she can steal him , her ugly fat ass and manly horse face. The only man she ever stole was that ugly dude Marc Anthony she can steal a skinny, ugly dude but there's no way in hell she can get a handsome man. Plus it's obvious David Beckham like's skinny anorexic woman. Not fat, nasty ass ugly woman like Jlo! David has better taste than her.

Posted at 6:37PM on Feb 13th 2007 by shelley

14. Uhhh, don't the Beckhams have CHILDREN? where r they?....Ohhh, that's right!, with their HIGHLY PAID NANNIES!!! God Forbid if ANY celeb makes contact with their own rug rats...PFFT!

Posted at 6:44PM on Feb 13th 2007 by nicole

15. J-Lo and Marc, the publicity whores who can't stand being out of
the limelight. I can't stand Posh either, she always looks like
she's pissed off at the world. Is being married to a good-looking mega
rich soccer player that bad?

Posted at 7:51PM on Feb 13th 2007 by Jackie