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Anna Nicole's Baby Isn't Going Anywhere

Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole SmithAnna Nicole Smith's baby girl Dannielynn will be staying in the Bahamas after a judge slapped Howard K. Stern with a court order forbidding him from taking her out of the country.

After an impassioned plea from Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, Justice Stephen Isaacs granted a request for an injunction preventing Stern from whisking her away from the island, reports the New York Daily News. According to a friend quoted by the Daily News, Arthur blames Stern for the deaths of her daughter and her grandson. "There's two common denominators in the deaths of her daughter and her grandchild – drugs and Howard K. Stern," said David Lee.

Meanwhile, Stern told ET that he is the executor of the late Anna Nicole's will, and is the legal guardian of Dannielynn. The 5-month-old babe is, upon the death of her half-brother, the sole beneficiary of Anna Nicole's fortune.

Britney Too Trashy to Be Bag Lady


No bag for you, Britney! So says heiress-model Lydia Hearst, who designed a handbag for a fashion show last week, but reportedly wouldn't give one to Britney, despite Spears' pleas.

As Rush & Molloy report, the hard-charging pop princess wanted one of the limited edition Hearst-and-Heatherette-designed clutches, but Hearst declined, saying, "I'm only giving the bag to accomplished young women who are doing something positive to affect the world around them." So who got one? The decidedly less-skankarific Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Anne Hathaway.

A rejected Britney was a no-show for the Heatherette show, by the way. And her rep says the story's not true.

Paula: I've Never Been Drunk


Paula Abdul insists that she's never been drunk – on "American Idol" or otherwise – and says that she's never done "recreational" drugs. In an interview with Us Weekly, Abdul says, "I've never been drunk ... Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me someone who is into partying or doing drugs that could have done that." (Uh, what?) Abdul's penchant for bizarrely slurred and loopy speech has been noted a number of times for several "Idol" seasons, but she's always maintained that the red cup in front of her contains nothing saucy. Abdul admits that she's taken prescription medication for health problems, including inflammatory arthritis.

Howard Stern Engaged?


The other Howard Stern, aka the original radio shock jock, has shocked fans once again by announcing that he popped the question to longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky.

Despite repeated vows to never exchange vows again, Stern broke the news of his engagement this morning on his Sirius radio show.

The 53-year-old claims he used a 5.2 carat diamond ring to seal the deal with Ostrosky, who's 18 years his junior.

Party Favors: 50 Cent and Irv Gotti in L.A. Staredown ... Sandra Bullock: Stop Asking about Kids! ... Dame Edna Offers to Adopt Dannielynn


Rappers 50 Cent and Irv Gotti got into an old-fashioned staredown in L.A. over the weekend at a Grammy viewing party, but Gotti blinked first, and left the Universal Music party quickly. According to Page Six, Gotti's been trash-talking Fitty since he got signed to the same record label. ... Sandra Bullock wants people to quit asking her about when she and husband Jesse James are going to have kids, according to InStyle. She's not, for the record, and might slap you if you ask her, she says. ... Drag legend Dame Edna is offering to adopt Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, but only if she can be named Lois, says Rush & Molloy. "I had a baby once called Lois ... it was stolen. We've been looking for her ever since." Dame Edna has two children; Kenny, a designer, and daughter Valmai, a pit bull breeder.

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16. When you have producers having to carefully edit Paula so that she doesn't look loopy, you have a problem no one wants to truthfully acknowledge.

If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck....

Posted at 9:50AM on Feb 14th 2007 by Michele

17. It amazes me that people want to take down people like Paula. I guess it's the nature of the beast, but people are just nasty in most cases. Sometimes people in glass houses forget where they are, and who they are.

Posted at 10:06AM on Feb 14th 2007 by JJJudy

18. I am not saying Howard is the best person to raise that child, but he was always there for Anna. God forbid that mother gets this child. She wants the money. Look how she screwed up Anna, and if child services has any say, this is a worthless piece of crap should not get near this child.. Anna stayed away from this family, now in death, they want the child to get the money. Go home you old bitch, wallow in your guilt for being a worse parent than the parents of Son of Sam, any mass murderer, or any parent who makes their child lifes hell, to satisfy their own needs. And stop giving these paracites credability. The mother, sister, Aunt, and the Larry and his attention grabing attorney should all go back in a hole, or just drop off the face of the earth. Anna did not want them around her or Daniel, much less her baby daughter. Stop giving these #$$^^^&*())_ a chance to get the attention, money they want. And RIP Anna, and my God see that no one in her family gets that poor sweet baby. May these people and all the creeps selling info on her, breaking into her house, etc, rote in hell on Earth.

Posted at 9:56AM on Feb 14th 2007 by LuLu

19. How come a mother can commit paternity fraud and LIE about who a childs real father is; and if the father finds out he cant get out of an obligation of child support and the mother and courts know well that the real father is out there somewhere- but continue to make the man suffer and pay.

ANS put Howard Stern on the birth certificate. He signed and claims he is the father. So how can the courts be so hypocritical and allow someone who says he is the father but is not on the birth certificate try to get custody of the child. Or let a money grubbing trailor trash peice of s$@% try to get her estranged daughters child. Shes after the money. Anna nicole wanted nothing to do with her.

Posted at 10:11AM on Feb 14th 2007 by Liz

20. Kristin D just continually gives me reasons to hate her purely out of jealousy alone. She's a 40+ woman that looks hotter than most 20-year olds, she's funny and now she's riding the Fox! Damn Girl!!!!!!

Posted at 9:56AM on Feb 14th 2007 by JaneSays

21. voodoo queen- very good point, I am glad someone pointed that out. Thank you

Posted at 10:17AM on Feb 14th 2007 by USPS

22. HKS is such a dildo. A 5 month old is not a toddler btw.
Paula is abusing the daylights out of her "perscription" drugs.
Britney has enough sh*t already she dosen't need another bag.

Posted at 10:13AM on Feb 14th 2007 by Misty

23. I pray that Howard Stern is held accountable and this poor baby has a chance to be raised by the real father. What give him the right to decide who raises her.
The bahia government must rule for dna test. I will never go to the Bahia's if they dont do the right thing.

Posted at 5:53PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Gail Potts

24. Paula is on drugs! To say she has a 20 year career going is a huge lie. The broad was trying to sing from 1989 to the middle 90's. Then she drops off the face of the planet and zips back for AI. A 20 year career is like U2, Led Zepplin, etc.... She will continue to make a fool out of herself until someone forces her to go to rehab.

Posted at 10:27AM on Feb 14th 2007 by Bert

25. What on earth has Paltrow and Hathway done for the world...they all simply entertain and enjoy a lavish lifestyle. The Heatherete woman is simply basing her view on image...

Besides we all learned from Tom Cruise that image in nothing but what your publicist choses to disclose....thus we finally got to see a unhinged cruise once he fired his longtime agent.................

However, Britney needs longer clothes, quit smoking and simply rest for a few months out of the public eye.............

Posted at 1:30PM on Feb 14th 2007 by Miapocca

26. LuLu,

Stern's "always been there for ANS"... are you insane? he's the biggest enabler in her life! yeah he was there alright, there for her death and the death of her son!
Get a grip!! He couldn't wait to sell the friggin interview for a $$ after her death...

And about the mother, she may be a mess but she doesn't want the kid herself. She 's in favor of giving it to the real father. reality is quite a concept, you should try it!!

Posted at 10:02AM on Feb 14th 2007 by racer

27. Paula should just keep her drunken mouth quiet. The more she slurs the more stupid she sounds. She will end up like Anna if she dosen't quit mixing the pills with the booze. Simon and Randy act normal on the panel they don't fly out of thier chairs and hit each other and ramble on and talk out of turn and praise sh*tty singers. They are honest. She couldn't sing anyway.

Posted at 10:06AM on Feb 14th 2007 by KC

28. Like it or not, Anna Nicole decided that Howard K. Stern would be the father of her baby. She intended on marrying Stern legally. Fine. Whether the public likes him or not is not the issue. Personally, I don't trust him or his motives, but until any criminal wrongdoing is proven in the court of law, this baby ought to remain with her `father'. The mothers wishes should be respected above all else. She was not married to Birkhead, therefore, he should have no claim to that child biological or not. Personally I sincerely hope that Smith had one genius moment in her short life and unfroze the sperm from her late husband......and HE is the father of this baby. That would end any money dispute from the Marshall family and Stern could carry on with what Anna Nicole wanted.

Posted at 10:21AM on Feb 14th 2007 by Darlene

29. It amazes me that people defend a person who obviously needs help getting into rehab JJudy! Shame on you!

Posted at 10:08AM on Feb 14th 2007 by KC

30. First, I just always assumed that Howard and Kimmy were both gay. So, when he said he was the father, I just assumed that ANS and HKS were working some sort of scam. To me, the only one that has ever told the truth has been her mother. Look, she raised Daniel til he was six, saw her daughter live a life that was pretty crazy, and was concerned about her physical and mental health. I wouldn't call HKS an enabler - he goes way beyond that to me. When you see the size of that methadone container, you have to wonder if he keeps her loaded to control her. Watch the old shows and you see the transformation of HKS - it doesn 't seem that love is exactly what developed over time. As far as her upbringing - ANS was always so loaded and off the wall - how do you know that it wasn't just a sick fantasy - to once again portray her as a victim. I am sorry that she passed, especially sorry for her son (who I thought HKS was more interested in), that he got sucked into the drug world - probably by the drug users around ANS.

Give the mom the body, give the baby to bio dad - although it may take her entire fortune to test all the guys lining up. Damn - when did she ever sleep? Did they all know about each other?

Posted at 11:07AM on Feb 14th 2007 by gjj4

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