Britney: I'll Call Y'all

1. She is just pure TRASH!!!

Posted at 6:11PM on Feb 15th 2007 by BRIT TRASH

2. whoever wote this story should be famous!!!!

Posted at 6:12PM on Feb 15th 2007 by emily

3. whoever wrote this story should be famous!!!!

Posted at 6:13PM on Feb 15th 2007 by em

4. Ok, so I went to the site just to check it out and... It doesnt even work right! haha you put in your information and then it plays the sample but it has the story all mixed up. if you say you are sending it to your boyfriend she says "Hey you im here with your boyfriend"... instead of I'm here with your girlfriend" too funny!

Posted at 6:17PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Loni O.

5. A Britney Spears fantasy? What 's that? A shirtless, skinny loser prick wearing a greasy wife beater with cheetos on his breath? I like that her perfume line is showing the OLD, pretty (airbrushed) pics of Spears instead of the bloated, acne faced haggard ones of her now.
*Shudders*

Posted at 6:30PM on Feb 15th 2007 by dr. dic

6. Oh no...looks like Brit is heading down the Anna Nicole path...what's next for her, getting hitched to some crusty old billionaire, pole dancing, a diet supp gig and banging every guy she can? From what's out there now on her, it's like progressive retardation of her career has begun...

Posted at 10:20PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Johnie

7. Unfortunately ......this white trash will still make money..............

Posted at 6:20PM on Feb 15th 2007 by blondie

8. I was at Amy Sedaris' once-a-month Karaoke Night last week at The Duplex and Cheetos were served -- so they must be classy!

Posted at 7:33PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton

9. FINALLY britneys' COMEBACK begins..

shes' got the fake throaty voice DOWN PAT !!

LMAO!!

go away whore !!

Posted at 3:32AM on Feb 16th 2007 by oh yes.

10. My fanatsy:
I'm working the drive thru window at Taco Bell, up rolls this Bentley with this crubby little pidgeon. She looks at me and says, "give me the 10 pack of tacos, half crunchy half soft, and one MAN BURRITO FILLED WITH THICK GOOEY MAN SAUCE! Come on, and bring your uniform and hat my big Mexician popscile"
Then I wake up.

Posted at 6:55PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Hollywood, the street of broken dreams!

11. has anyone looked at the site www.thatotherblog.com and read the message from Britney's old assistant Felicia all I can say is very very sad. Also did you hear about Justin Timberlake's acceptance speech last night when he won some "Brit" award from I saw that on the same site and on the people magazine site- pretty sad so many people want to help her and she just keeps going down hill I hope she catches on real quick

Posted at 9:12PM on Feb 15th 2007 by poor britney

12. They had to Photoshop the hell out of that picture because of the ruddy skin from binge drinking and kissing the floor . I have called this line and here is what you get ....
HEY BABY ! WHATCHA DOIN ?? HOPEFULLY YOUR NOT DOIN' THAT BITCH , PARIS AS SHE GAVE ME HERPES . I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SLIM WHITMAN SHIRT TO REVEAL YOUR WIRE HAIRED CHEST AND CIGERRATE BURN MARKS . I LOVE MD 20/20 AND BUD LIGHT . DO YOU ?? LET ME TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES , GET ALL SWEATY , GET CLOSE TO YOU AND BARF ON YOUR FACE .... SWEETY !!
How romantic . Of course later in the evening I make my appearance .

Posted at 2:37AM on Feb 20th 2007 by King Herpes III

13. Hahahaha...... I put in the name Paris as the girl and it said she doesn't know how to say the name PARIS!

Posted at 7:43PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Paris

14. This is a joke, right? I wouldn't buy into anything Britney is doing now. Her lifestyle is sinful and she sure ain't the girl she use to be.

Posted at 8:19PM on Feb 15th 2007 by JR

15. OMG....I checked it out and her voice was so annoying! It was so pathetic. How desparate can they get.

Posted at 12:14PM on Mar 5th 2007 by maggie