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Britney: I'll Call Y'all

Posted Feb 15th 2007 6:04PM by TMZ Staff

If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go so well, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Spears will send you, absolutely free, a pre-recorded story of your choice from MidnightFantasyBritneySpears.com. The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Brit to a friend's phone or e-mail address. Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words -- which come together to make a "fantasy." A fantasy in itself.

With gift options such as a six-pack of beer, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy. Unfortunately, a bag of Cheetos is not an option.

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16. #7 and 9 OMG that was funny!

Posted at 8:37PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Jackie

17. Uh, did ya'll think this it serious??? This "chick" is too brain dead to even remember she's got kids. WTF did you expect??

Posted at 2:00PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Mel

18. I THINK THE HUMAN RACE IS WAKING UP AND BRITTANY-PARIS-LINDSAY-AND NICOLE ARE ON THEIR WAY OUT. THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY OTHER GOOD-- MORAL--ROLE MODEL HUMAN BEINGS OUT THERE. THE MEDIA HAS PLAYED ARE LARGE ROLE IN THEIR POPULARITY--ALWAYS PUTTING THERE FACES ON TV AND IN PRINT NON-STOP---MAYBE IT IS WISHFUL THINKING--BUT IT APPEARS MEDIA IS BACKING OFF AND THESE GIRLS ARE ON THE OUTS!!!!!!.

Posted at 8:45PM on Feb 15th 2007 by TELL IT LIKE IT IS

19. i don't wanna hear nothing from britney after seeing her FIRECROTCH!!!! LOL

Posted at 8:38PM on Feb 15th 2007 by natalie

20. #5 Johnie, It's already in it's early stages. Look at Britney, she's getting fatter and doesn't seem to care about anyone but herself. She drunk almost daily and only God knows if she on drugs too. Remember ANS at 25, she was a party animal. Just stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:04AM on Feb 16th 2007 by Lenn K

21. I filled it out and it goes, "Sorry! Juliet is a great name but I can't say it!" How dumb is this girl.

Posted at 8:51PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Shaydie

22. This girl is and always has been a joke. Check out this video for those of you that have never seen it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UlkzgI_jNUg

Posted at 3:13PM on Feb 16th 2007 by MISSNYC

23. Wow, she's pretty in this picture. Too bad it looks nothing like her.

Posted at 9:31PM on Feb 15th 2007 by R

24. Her site is lame. Type in a simple name and it says.
"Great name, but I can't say it". DUH.

Posted at 9:38PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Prnzez

25. #9: Posted at 7:30PM on Feb 15th 2007 by King Herpes III
That is some truly inspired funny sh*it! Thanks for the smile...

Posted at 9:48PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Who's the man...you da man!

26. what's this all about again ?!?

Posted at 10:13PM on Feb 15th 2007 by May

27. What the! You're kidding right?

Posted at 10:48PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Yvette

28. This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I just made one and I fell off the couch laughing... What will they think of next?

Posted at 11:02PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Lauren

29. Girl, get it together. You got two kids for crying out loud. This is getting old.

Posted at 11:33PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Lauren

30. Britney, Britney, Britney -- What can I say? Rehab is calling your name ...

Posted at 11:37PM on Feb 15th 2007 by froglevel

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