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Britney: I'll Call Y'all

2/15/2007 8:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go so well, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Spears will send you, absolutely free, a pre-recorded story of your choice from MidnightFantasyBritneySpears.com. The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Brit to a friend's phone or e-mail address. Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words -- which come together to make a "fantasy." A fantasy in itself.

With gift options such as a six-pack of beer, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy. Unfortunately, a bag of Cheetos is not an option.

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31.

Sassy    

I THINK THE HUMAN RACE IS WAKING UP AND BRITTANY-PARIS-LINDSAY-AND NICOLE ARE ON THEIR WAY OUT. THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY OTHER GOOD-- MORAL--ROLE MODEL HUMAN BEINGS OUT THERE. THE MEDIA HAS PLAYED ARE LARGE ROLE IN THEIR POPULARITY--ALWAYS PUTTING THERE FACES ON TV AND IN PRINT NON-STOP---MAYBE IT IS WISHFUL THINKING--BUT IT APPEARS MEDIA IS BACKING OFF AND THESE GIRLS ARE ON THE OUTS!!!!!!.

2775 days ago
32.

CrazyMofos    

i don't wanna hear nothing from britney after seeing her FIRECROTCH!!!! LOL

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33.

Lenn K    

#5 Johnie, It's already in it's early stages. Look at Britney, she's getting fatter and doesn't seem to care about anyone but herself. She drunk almost daily and only God knows if she on drugs too. Remember ANS at 25, she was a party animal. Just stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2775 days ago
34.

Shaydie    

I filled it out and it goes, "Sorry! Juliet is a great name but I can't say it!" How dumb is this girl.

2775 days ago
35.

MissNYC    

This girl is and always has been a joke. Check out this video for those of you that have never seen it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UlkzgI_jNUg

2775 days ago
36.

Rachel    

Wow, she's pretty in this picture. Too bad it looks nothing like her.

2775 days ago
37.

Seriously    

Her site is lame. Type in a simple name and it says.
"Great name, but I can't say it". DUH.

2775 days ago
38.

We, are not amused.    

#9: Posted at 7:30PM on Feb 15th 2007 by King Herpes III
That is some truly inspired funny sh*it! Thanks for the smile...

2775 days ago
39.

may    

what's this all about again ?!?

2775 days ago
40.

Yvette    

What the! You're kidding right?

2775 days ago
41.

Lauren    

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I just made one and I fell off the couch laughing... What will they think of next?

2775 days ago
42.

Lauren    

Girl, get it together. You got two kids for crying out loud. This is getting old.

2775 days ago
43.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Britney, Britney, Britney -- What can I say? Rehab is calling your name ...

2775 days ago
44.

JenJen    

HOW LAME!

2775 days ago
45.

milla    

I guess Britneys Ideal Is of fantasy would be to take you on a night on the town barf in you car dont clean It up! To top It off she pretends she never had kids and hangS a wedding dress In a glass case over her bed hoping for the perfect marriage only to get screwed by someone who runs to the tabloids.(COHEN)

WAKE UP BRITNEY!!!! FANTASIZING IS WHAT GOT YOU IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. CAN YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT REHAB AND WEARING PANTIES IN PUBLIC!

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