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The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

2/15/2007 11:22 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!

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76.

Sue    

Let be realistic here for anyone that is a parent.. I am not denying
that Howard has bonded with this child or that this little baby has not bonded with Howard.. But it is critical to determine paternity of this child now and in teh better interest of this child..If Larry or whoever is the father it is certainly is this child best interest to be removed now from her sourroundings then to wait until she is 5 years of age at this point this child will remember nothing of this and she will bond with who raises her I say do that damn DNA now stop the game with this child

2786 days ago
77.

Joe    

#50, My2cents/ I didn't know that they allowed mental patients access to the internet. You need the right took away. All the lies, and bad things you have said are un-called for. This lady was a Star, Good Mother, and a kind person. Your mouth is awful. I am shocked they let you post such trash.

2786 days ago
78.

DP    

What about her former assistant Kim? Whatever happened to her?

2786 days ago
79.

Joe    

JH MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. THAT IS HER OPINION, NOT YOURS. YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF YOUR AZZ ANYWAY. KATIE IS A SWEET GIRL WHO POST HERE ALL THE TIME. HOW DO YOU KNOW ANS MOTHERING SKILLS. YOU DON'T SO SHUT UP. IF YOU HATE ANS SO MUCH STOP READING AND POSTING. ANS WAS A ICON AND WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED. GOD BLESS HER LITTLE BABY GIRL.

2786 days ago
80.

Get a grip!    

This rediculous! Let Anna Nicole be laid to rest in the Bahamas next to her beloved Daniel. That is what she would have wanted. Virgie needs to take her fat trailer trash butt back to Texas, it is well known how Anna Nicole felt about her mother. The time has come to giver her a proper burial, the greedy grave robbing gouls can continue to fight over the money. The main focus should be the well being of Dannilynn . I say that Howard K. Stern should have custody of the baby, he is the one that stuck by her through thick and thin, no pun intended.

2786 days ago
81.

FoxyFifty    

If Alf is the Daddy, then surely King Kong had a chance, since he fell for a blonde too!

2786 days ago
82.

Joe    

Hey Stephanie- HKS will not get a say in anything about Anna's burial. He will not get a baby that is not his either. He probably is giving the poor baby drugs now. He killed her and her son. He will kill the baby if given the chance. I don't know how you sleep at night. Taking up for a killer.

2786 days ago
83.

Avamp1    

To #27 Disgusted
YOUR AN A**HOLE

2786 days ago
84.

Birkhead's side    

i dont understand, the woman died and people are still making fun of her!!!!! Shame!!!!!! But hey Its gonnna get to you someday you are not running away...

2786 days ago
85.

MyTwoCents    

DW? Dickweed? LOL - I'm the ONLY person in the WHOLE big world who calls people bad names - that's funny.

You stupid bitch; please - join ANS.

2786 days ago
86.

MyTwoCents    

I think they should fill every orafice of ANS's body with various forms of fecal matter - human, animal, etc...then take pictures to distribute in all of our public schools as an example of what NOT to do with your life.

Then, dump the bloated, rotting carcass in a swamp somewhere.

2786 days ago
87.

MyTwoCents    

People are laughing and making fun because she was a JOKE!!!

We should all be jumping for joy now that the kid has a fighting chance at a real life now that the trashy slut is dead.

2786 days ago
88.

Leslie    

This is tactless, tasteless and shameful. How about a little respect for the dead?

2786 days ago
89.

MyTwoCents    

I find it rather amusing that they put Saddam Hussein in the mix. It shows that TMZ not only has a good sense of humor; but they do it with purpose - ANS was such a skanky slut, it's actually possible that Saddam could be the father. The dirty bitch slept with so many different men, it's entirely possible.

2786 days ago
90.

Alec has no brains    

I don't have a problem with your black humor, but your timing could be better.
I like it better when you're investigating in a way that might actually save Dannielynn. Her mother paid some price for her behavior as did her son. Howard K., in the least, stood by and let it happen. Someone needs to save that little girl.

I don't know who wants the money, but the only ones who are going to get it are the lawyers. Anna Nicole was a lawyer's dream.

I'm betting that Larry Birkhead really cares about the little girl. He knows she might be damaged by drugs, he's spending lots of money he'll never see again, he only sued Anna for the money he spent and he still wants the baby.

The cast of characters are scary. Next to Howard K., could anyone be worse than the phony non-Prince?

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