Stallone's Not-So-Sly Mullet

Sylvester Stallone is all Rambo in the front -- and all party in the back!

Amazingly, the "Rocky" star breezed through security at LAX, despite sporting the most dangerously offensive haircut known to mankind -- the mullet. Where's the man-bob when you need it?! Stallone can be seen playing with his longer locks as he chats with Homeland Security, who did not retain Sly for tonsorial questioning or put his dangerous mane on the No-Fly list. Fans still asked to be photographed with him despite the hateful hairdo. Bless their hearts, they love a celeb no matter what.

His gruesome darkened eyebrows and horrific hair might be his look for the next "Rambo" installment, "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra." Consider this fair warning.



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1. He is starting to look like his mother's twin

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 16th 2007 by winetime

2. It's a shame that aging stars can't age gracefully. He looks like a wax figure of his former self. His face is all puffed up, his hair and eyebrows are dyed black and not a speck of silver despite his age. He once sat in front of me in an L.A. theater (show: OBA OBA..Brazilian review) and he looked fantastic...but that was over 20 years ago and he must realize he can't look that way anymore. Clint Eastwood is an example of a good looking "senior"..why do the others fight the aging process instead of embracing it?

Posted at 3:35PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Colleen

3. This isn't news

Posted at 4:06PM on Feb 16th 2007 by OK

4. Poor Sly.. We all know the reason he is growing his hair like that is for the Rambo Movie coming up. I hope it does better than the Rocky flick he just did. I went and saw that.. I though it was head and shoulders above the last few Rocky movies he did.. hell, it was better than anything he has done in a while. I guess it was just a little to late to capture the audience's attention. Maybe the Rambo movie will do better for him. I like the guy, no matter how bad his hair looks right now.

Posted at 2:34PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Jason Marr

5. I also enjoyed the Rocky movie......shame it didn't do better in the theatres - it was a great homage to the original "Rocky."

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Pieta

6. that really isn't considered a "mullet". a "mullet" is more spiked on top and and sides & long in the back. if you were to look back at some '80's movies (not rambo) you can see the difference.

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 16th 2007 by mike

7. He's starting to resemble Victor Mature.

Posted at 5:26PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Sean Bresnahan

8. Rambo the retard.

Posted at 4:26PM on Feb 16th 2007 by fred

9. Paul Newman is another great example of a man aging gracefully. Stallone seems to be following in his mother's footsteps as far as the plastic surgery goes. Not to mention Mickey Rourke, he was such a hottie, now he looks like an entirely different person. Ughhhhhh

Posted at 3:48PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Lea

10. come on sly STOP with the plastic surgery it's just wrong......

Posted at 6:55PM on Feb 16th 2007 by laurie

11. could you do a worse job at photoshopping his ugly mug,,, let the intern do something else for awhile,,, i hear parsite needs some attention,,,

Posted at 6:59PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Photoshop 8

12. It was just on the news here in Sydney (5pm 17 Feb) that Sylvester Stallone was delayed at the airport here for 3 hours after Customs Inpectors - apparently they found prohibited items in his own luggage after xraying it. They let him come into the country but confiscated the items and will continue with their investigation.

Posted at 1:36AM on Feb 17th 2007 by Takoda

13. We love ya Slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............

Posted at 2:28AM on Feb 17th 2007 by SlyIzMyIdol

14. I saw him on a talk show and he DEFINITELY had a toupee on. Ewwwwwww

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 17th 2007 by Sooze

15. It's a shame Rocky didn't do better?? It has made $70 million in the US and another $60 million so far internationally on a $24 million budget, what are you talking about?

Posted at 5:24AM on Feb 18th 2007 by Adam

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