Stallone's Not-So-Sly Mullet

Sylvester Stallone is all Rambo in the front -- and all party in the back!

Amazingly, the "Rocky" star breezed through security at LAX, despite sporting the most dangerously offensive haircut known to mankind -- the mullet. Where's the man-bob when you need it?! Stallone can be seen playing with his longer locks as he chats with Homeland Security, who did not retain Sly for tonsorial questioning or put his dangerous mane on the No-Fly list. Fans still asked to be photographed with him despite the hateful hairdo. Bless their hearts, they love a celeb no matter what.

His gruesome darkened eyebrows and horrific hair might be his look for the next "Rambo" installment, "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra." Consider this fair warning.



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16. That Rocky guy gets no respect at all. Nor does he deserve any. But he looks silly in a mullet/toupe/rug/rat skin. He'd look better bald, like Britney.

Posted at 10:05AM on Feb 18th 2007 by paulie

17. Stallone, at age 62, can still kick most of your butts. The guy is a legend and his films have grossed over $3.5 billion worldwide - that is insane when you think about it. There are very few that can hold a candle to that.

His Rocky character is one of the most inspirational movie characters of all time. If you weren't old enough to see the first few movies when they came out and the impact they had on people, you will never understand.

The mullett is possibly for his Rambo role - you may recall he had it for a significant portion of the 80's. He could have a "Flock of Seagulls" haircut and still be bad ass.

Posted at 10:42AM on Feb 18th 2007 by Big Mac

18. He looks gr8! I met him a few months ago really awesome guy!
Why hate on the hair? It actually looks great and he looks amazing!!
He is aging gracefully! (and hotfully 2!)
HE'S BRINGING RAMBO BACK! NO BODY KNOWS HOW 2 ACT! YEAH!
- Quote from Sexy back but with a twist

Posted at 10:05PM on Feb 18th 2007 by Alexis

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