David Gest Is Out ... On the Town

2/19/2007 6:40 PM PST
With everyone and their botox zombie husbands getting a reality TV show -- add one more to the trainwreck pileup. David Gest trolled the streets of Los Angeles with his own television production crew in tow on Saturday. Run for your lives!

The 53-year-old former bride of Liza Minnelli futilely attempted to make facial gestures as he cavorted with his contractually bound team of hangers-on outside a Beverly Hills tea shop. David with a D!

Luckily, American eyes will be spared the David Gest Show; it will only air in the UK. Thank heaven for little things.