Brody Jenner: The Male Paris Hilton

Having no discernible talent, Brody Jenner is trying to fashion a career from his good looks and his family's wealth. Sound familiar?
Brody Jenner
Brody's first step toward stardom started with enlisting the help of Spencer Pratt, Jenner's "Hills" co-star and so-called "manager-slash-publicist-slash-agent-slash-stylist." Pratt tells Details magazine that it was his idea for Jenner to start dating Nicole Richie. "You're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat." There's an aspiration!

Brody's bedroom conquests have helped elevate him to C-list status. Besides Richie, he's also dated "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavallari and her arch nemesis Lauren "LC" Conrad, who now appears on "The Hills."

In the article, Pratt says that he plans to make a sex tape of himself with "Hills" co-star Heidi Montag to post online, and goes on to call "Entourage" star Kevin Connolly "a joke." Pratt adds that Lindsay Lohan is "obsessed with Brody." Wait a second, who's obsessed with Brody?

Check out the entire article on these scheming buffoons in the March issue of Details.



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16. So we can look forward to Brody out on-the-town sans panties...?

Posted at 7:42PM on Feb 20th 2007 by manta

17. I dig that super sexy gay porn-rag pose. What else does Brody do?

Posted at 7:44PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Sean Bresnahan

18. I watched the Hills this weekend and that is the first time I even knew who these two dorks were. They both had cheezier pick up lines than boys at a middle school dance. No one wants to watch Spencer have sex! The thought makes me sick.

Posted at 8:19PM on Feb 20th 2007 by K. Lee

19. First of all this guy isn't good looking. Second of all I think people are getting sick and tired of the parasite hitlers and the nicole's who have absolutley zero talent and use the family name to try to get legitamized as having actual talent.

Posted at 8:51PM on Feb 20th 2007 by BoReD

20. Some of this stuff you folks posted is too funny!

Posted at 8:44PM on Feb 21st 2007 by mary poppins

21. These guys do appear to be the male Richie and Hilton. That's not a good thing. By next year we won't even remember their names. Losers

Posted at 9:32PM on Feb 20th 2007 by carmen

22. It's been said before but it bears repeating: Pratt is SUCH an appropriate name!!

He reminds me of an a-hole ex-boyfriend of mine who was a giant tool--with a small tool attached!

Posted at 9:47PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Rainy

23. People are tried of the "britt-pack" as newsweek called them.
Lohan, Hilton, Spears, Ritchie..... you can only see spoiled brats for so long before you have had enough!!!!

There is going to be backlash when Nicole tries to weasel out of her DUI and Paris tries to get out of being a bigoted racist dummy.

I hope the public feels like me and boycotts the brit-pack and all their nonsense

Posted at 10:20PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Mommy Dearest

24. Damn, that's one sex tape I would pay to watch.
He's Freakin hot!!!

Posted at 10:37PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Anon

25. love him. he's so hot. tasty muchacho!

Posted at 12:44PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Jose Jose

26. Anon, are you on crack? Spencer is SUCH the woodchuck.

Also, Brody's fake mechanic/ car wash pose is laughable. Isn't he actually a stepbrother to Kim Kardashian? (His Dad, Bruce Jenner, is now married to Kim's mother, Kris.)

Posted at 5:32AM on Feb 21st 2007 by Christina

27. That little hobbit Spencer is a disgusting repulsive idiot!!! Any women that would actually date him must be stupid and really desperate....he makes transies look hot!!!!

Posted at 9:12AM on Feb 21st 2007 by 1

28. I actually kind of liked Brody on "The Hills," but hearing this makes me question what he's really ilike if he's best friends with Spencer. Spencer on the other hand: DISGUSTING! This artice only makes me dislike him more...

Posted at 12:41AM on Feb 21st 2007 by Ashley

29. Yo H O W the hell can Heidi be soooo BLIND?!?!?!? Get a pair of glasses and read the signs girl! I mean STEVIE WONDER could See thru Spencers bullshit! I got zero respect for that girl now- L.C. should dump Heidis ass just like she did w/ Jason Wahler- they're both losers,,,,Spencer is a TOTAL WANNA BE...and the other poster was right, hes NOT even cute!!!!!!!! Brodys the cute one- and this DOES make me think that Brodys either an under cover asshole or something b/c u can tell hell of a alot about a person by the company they keep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Posted at 2:26AM on Feb 21st 2007 by LuvzPynk

30. spencer pratt is a little piece of shit. seriously- the slime just oozes off him, and if i were brody jenner, i'd run as far and as fast as i possibly could away from him. the more coverage you give spencer, the more he's going to ask for. stop writing about him! he thinks you actually care what he does and who he's seen with-do you??? i change the channel every time he appears on screen. shame on him and his parents for raising such a shallow, useless, manipulative, self-centered piece of shit. really. he doesn't even begin to contribute anything constructive to society-

Posted at 8:44AM on Feb 21st 2007 by Carrie

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