Take Cover! Flying Greasy Bear!
What does a bloated, sweaty, wild-eyed oil heir do for kicks? Why, he wraps himself in blue plastic and throws himself out of an airplane for a tandem skydive! Just another day in the privileged puffy life of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. 
The oily one took to the skies over Perris Valley, Calif., where his dripping sweat nearly flooded the valley floor. Sporting fancy pink goggles and a skintight jumpsuit from Armani's Shamu Collection, Greasy laughed it up with buddies who shared the adventure with the airborne beast.
Perris Valley authorities fielded numerous calls about a flying bear in a blue garbage bag.
