Jessica's Coffee Date

With John Mayer nowhere in sight, Jessica Simpson had an impromptu coffee date with a very young admirer.

The brunette bimbo pulled up to a local coffee shop with her usual troop of waiting photogs, but it was a pre-teen prince, sent by the paps, that brought Jess her morning cup o' joe. Way to get a photo op, guys!

The mystery boy gave La Simpson her caffeine pick-me-up as Bob Marley's "No Woman, No Cry" blared from her car. Irie mon!



Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Jessica Simpson

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31. She looks like s**t in this picture.

Posted at 6:19PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by Melissa

32. Oh, god. People would more likely care about Jessica BIEL than this useless fluff piece. And F.Y.I. to the world: (((nobody))) gives a fuck about that talentless hack bimbo from '7th Heaven'.

Posted at 7:37PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by Jacob Kasza

33. To answer #32's comment - She can look anyway she wants to look! If she is fixed-up you put her down & if she isn't fixed up you put her down! So why even bother! Jessica doesn't have to worry cause she is a natural beauty! Get yourself a life & remember what comes around goes around!

Posted at 9:35PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by alexis

34. I LOVE JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:14PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by greatbody

35. I LOVE JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:14PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by greatbody

36. I LOVE JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:15PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by greatbody

37.

Dear Jessica ( Horse face ) Simpson fans ( idiots ! ) ,

What is so attractive about this U-G-L-Y ! whore for Joe Simpson ????? is it her rabbit teeth ? manly jaw ? orange skin ? crossed eyes ?

And what is her talent ???? besides keeping her mouth open ;O

Posted at 10:52PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

38. This is NEWS? Must have been a slow day.Poor TMZ.

Posted at 11:44PM on Feb 23rd 2007 by Karen

39. You are Awesome TMZ!!!!!
Jessica is a dumb Bimbo!
She is John Mayer's brainless blow-up doll to
use for sex when he get ready.
That's right Mayer is getting the cow's milk for free.
I am so sick of all that hideous wig shit on her head!!!!!
What a stupid whore that everyone in Hollywood is laughing at.
Mayer is so stupid to let his business leak out in the streets.
Come on TMZ hound the shit out of John Mayer, it will not bother
Jessica, because she is a desperate housewife looking
for anybody to pay some attention to her.

Posted at 12:11AM on Feb 24th 2007 by Jen

40. #40 (Jen) I love you! lol
Why is she even mentioned anymore? If she weren't daying mayer, she would have fallen off of the planet by now; and all of you Jessica ass-kissers out there saying she has talent... go look at the numbers sweeties... there is a reason her last album didn't sell shit. Looks will only get you so far. She has had the same image for nearly 10 years and all of a sudden she changes it when she starts dating a man who is rumored to prefer brunnettes. Coincidence? I think not. I bet money that she goes back to blond soon, and if not soon, she definitely will once she and Mayer are done. This girl is totally transparent and its sad.
Oh, and before you even say it ( because I know you are thinking it...) No, I am not jealous of her in any way. I was just like her once... in high school! This "woman" is a disgrace to twentysomething females.

Posted at 1:03AM on Feb 24th 2007 by make it stop

41. JESSICA IS NOT SOME BIMBO LIKE MOST OF HER PEERS! YOU DON'T SEE HER GOING TO AA OR BUZZING HER HAIR OFF. SHE KEEPS HER PANTIES ON AND IS NOT DRUGGIN & DRINKING EVERY NIGHT! SHE IS A NICE PERSON WHO HAPPENS TO BE EXTREMELY PRETTY. YOU ACT LIKE SHE'S THIS HORRIBLE PERSON BUT IN REALITY SHE'S A YOUNG WOMAN WHO WANTS TO BE HAPPY. LET HER BE HAPPY ! JESSICA IS THE GREATEST!!!!!, AND I WILL ALWAYS BE HER BIGGEST FAN,,,,,,,,!

Posted at 2:16PM on Feb 24th 2007 by jsfan

42. JESSICA IS NOT SOME BIMBO LIKE MOST OF HER PEERS! YOU DON'T SEE HER GOING TO AA OR BUZZING HER HAIR OFF. SHE KEEPS HER PANTIES ON AND IS NOT DRUGGIN & DRINKING EVERY NIGHT! SHE IS A NICE PERSON WHO HAPPENS TO BE EXTREMELY PRETTY. YOU ACT LIKE SHE'S THIS HORRIBLE PERSON BUT IN REALITY SHE'S A YOUNG WOMAN WHO WANTS TO BE HAPPY. LET HER BE HAPPY ! JESSICA IS THE GREATEST!!!!!, AND I WILL ALWAYS BE HER BIGGEST FAN,,,,,,,,!

Posted at 2:17PM on Feb 24th 2007 by jsfan

43. LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE BEST!!!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Feb 24th 2007 by BRIANA

44. Hate to burst ur bubble but I Jessica is allergic to coffee! Still love the site!

Posted at 2:49PM on Feb 24th 2007 by Leah

45. John where do you buy a blow-up doll like the Jessica model
I always wanted a blow-up bimbo that I can put away when I get tired
of the thing.
Now when I get married I kinda what a real women to share my life with
Not a blow-up model like Jessica. Yuck!
Bet John is thinking the samething.

Posted at 3:39PM on Feb 24th 2007 by Terry

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