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Crack is Whack!

2/24/2007 5:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The stars are out ... of their pants!

TMZ has done a crackerjack job of assembling the wackiest crack pix for your perusal!



Warning: Crack is addictive! Visit these other galleries!

Gallery of the Absurd: Click to launch photos

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low blow    

ewwwwwwwww pooooooooeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy Jack Black has a black hairy crack!!!!!!!!

2744 days ago
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OK!    

I don’t understand???????????????????????????????What is so sexy about a woman with out a BUTTTT. Help me…..They’ll get a breast implants BUTTTTT what about the BUTTTT (ASS)????????????? That’s all you see is FLAT BUTTTTT

2743 days ago
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Kristen    

How the HECK is Jessica Biel's butt that BIG? That seriously doesn't even look real. The rest of her body is skinny and her breasts are small.. what the heck happened to her backside?

2743 days ago
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chopchop    

#3: I totally agree with you! It looks like she has plastic fake butt cheeks under that dress!

2743 days ago
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Amazing    

Didn't somebody say the TMZ staff is adolescent boys? Here is proof positive.

2743 days ago
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Amazing    

The Gallery of the Absurd is AWESOME! LOVED IT.

2743 days ago
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Jo Jo    

These are fascinating, but it's so sad that in the old Hollywood glamour years, stars would never be so crass as to show their butt-cracks to others. Most of them had more modesty.

2743 days ago
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PieHole    

i'd luv to see more stuff from the 'gallery of the absurd'!!! could it be a regular feature on tmz?

2743 days ago
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blah    

will somebody explain to me how the lead photo in 'hottest butts'............ doesn't show a butt at all? i keep telling people, it's like saying 'world's greatest tits'... for a triple A-cupper. that's nonsense. how fucked up in the head to you have to be to be afraid of an honest to goodness ass. that black chick with the prosthetic (allegedly) ass at least had an ass to put on display. this nonsense is stupid, though.

i guess the TMZ crew is just more of the same closet pedophiles (ie - we like our women to resemble undeveloped boys). oh, and all of the choices for wackest ass are wack because NONE OF THEM HAVE AN ASS.

2743 days ago
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Gina    

Gallery of the Absurd is amazing! Ironic, funny, witty and with good taste...such a rare mix lately :)

2743 days ago
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moxiemom    

The Gallery of the Absurd is GREAT!!! LOVED IT. Let's see more!

2743 days ago
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Joanne    

And this is news because....? Well, at least the staff is not focusing on breasts. Which reminds me... towmorrow is the Academy Awards. We'll see plenty of those. Even who I thought was prim and proper--Meryl Streep, while an excellent actress should know better than to show cleavage. Wouldn't that be wonderful to watch an awards show with all the women not showing cleavage. In my dreams...

2743 days ago
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Cassandra    

ATTENTION: PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY. THIS IS NOT NEWS, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT NEWS. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAN BUTT CRACKS AND THE FREAKS OF HOLLYWOOD TO CARE ABOUT.

THE IDIOT WHO WE CALL PRESIDENT IS GIVING IRAN ULTIMATUMS. DOES ANYONE CARE? DO YOU CARE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY? OR ARE YOU MORE WORRIED ABOUT BUTT CRACKS? IF THINGS GO AWRY AND YOU CAN NOT GET YOUR DAILY DOSER OF STUPID HOOLYWOOD NEWS WHAT WILL YOU DO? WAKE UP HELLO ANYONE THERE?

E-MAIL, CALL YOUR CONGRESS OR SENATOR AND ASK THEM TO PUT A STOP TO WHAT THE IDIOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS DOING BEFORE IT IS TO LATE.
YOU VOICE YOUR STRONG OPINIONS ON TMZ PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU DO THE SAME WITH OUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS.

THANK YOU ,
CASSANDRA LYNN

2743 days ago
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Sunshine!!!    

They have a small coin slot and it's unattractive.

2743 days ago
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Just wondering    

No Blah...it's called, I don't want to work on the weekends. It's all trash.

Keep encouraging them. They already suck at what they do. Hopefully, in a year or so, they and all their lies will be gone too.

God knows they have destroyed alot of lives. Good work guys!

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