Crack is Whack!

1. ewwwwwwwww pooooooooeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy Jack Black has a black hairy crack!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:49AM on Feb 24th 2007 by girlwiththemostcake

2. I don’t understand???????????????????????????????What is so sexy about a woman with out a BUTTTT. Help me…..They’ll get a breast implants BUTTTTT what about the BUTTTT (ASS)????????????? That’s all you see is FLAT BUTTTTT

Posted at 7:51AM on Feb 24th 2007 by don't understand???????????????

3. How the HECK is Jessica Biel's butt that BIG? That seriously doesn't even look real. The rest of her body is skinny and her breasts are small.. what the heck happened to her backside?

Posted at 8:03AM on Feb 24th 2007 by Kristen

4. #3: I totally agree with you! It looks like she has plastic fake butt cheeks under that dress!

Posted at 8:35AM on Feb 24th 2007 by tb

5. Didn't somebody say the TMZ staff is adolescent boys? Here is proof positive.

Posted at 9:21AM on Feb 24th 2007 by On the bus

6. The Gallery of the Absurd is AWESOME! LOVED IT.

Posted at 9:38AM on Feb 24th 2007 by RBB

7. These are fascinating, but it's so sad that in the old Hollywood glamour years, stars would never be so crass as to show their butt-cracks to others. Most of them had more modesty.

Posted at 10:10AM on Feb 24th 2007 by Jo Jo

8. i'd luv to see more stuff from the 'gallery of the absurd'!!! could it be a regular feature on tmz?

Posted at 10:31AM on Feb 24th 2007 by PieHole

9. will somebody explain to me how the lead photo in 'hottest butts'............ doesn't show a butt at all? i keep telling people, it's like saying 'world's greatest tits'... for a triple A-cupper. that's nonsense. how fucked up in the head to you have to be to be afraid of an honest to goodness ass. that black chick with the prosthetic (allegedly) ass at least had an ass to put on display. this nonsense is stupid, though.

i guess the TMZ crew is just more of the same closet pedophiles (ie - we like our women to resemble undeveloped boys). oh, and all of the choices for wackest ass are wack because NONE OF THEM HAVE AN ASS.

Posted at 10:44AM on Feb 24th 2007 by blah

10. Gallery of the Absurd is amazing! Ironic, funny, witty and with good taste...such a rare mix lately :)

Posted at 11:10AM on Feb 24th 2007 by Gina

11. The Gallery of the Absurd is GREAT!!! LOVED IT. Let's see more!

Posted at 12:07PM on Feb 24th 2007 by moxiemom

12. And this is news because....? Well, at least the staff is not focusing on breasts. Which reminds me... towmorrow is the Academy Awards. We'll see plenty of those. Even who I thought was prim and proper--Meryl Streep, while an excellent actress should know better than to show cleavage. Wouldn't that be wonderful to watch an awards show with all the women not showing cleavage. In my dreams...

Posted at 12:27PM on Feb 24th 2007 by Jaye

13. ATTENTION: PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY. THIS IS NOT NEWS, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT NEWS. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAN BUTT CRACKS AND THE FREAKS OF HOLLYWOOD TO CARE ABOUT.

THE IDIOT WHO WE CALL PRESIDENT IS GIVING IRAN ULTIMATUMS. DOES ANYONE CARE? DO YOU CARE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY? OR ARE YOU MORE WORRIED ABOUT BUTT CRACKS? IF THINGS GO AWRY AND YOU CAN NOT GET YOUR DAILY DOSER OF STUPID HOOLYWOOD NEWS WHAT WILL YOU DO? WAKE UP HELLO ANYONE THERE?

E-MAIL, CALL YOUR CONGRESS OR SENATOR AND ASK THEM TO PUT A STOP TO WHAT THE IDIOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS DOING BEFORE IT IS TO LATE.
YOU VOICE YOUR STRONG OPINIONS ON TMZ PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU DO THE SAME WITH OUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS.

THANK YOU ,
CASSANDRA LYNN

Posted at 2:19PM on Feb 24th 2007 by Cassandra

14. They have a small coin slot and it's unattractive.

Posted at 3:23PM on Feb 24th 2007 by Nic3000

15. No Blah...it's called, I don't want to work on the weekends. It's all trash.

Keep encouraging them. They already suck at what they do. Hopefully, in a year or so, they and all their lies will be gone too.

God knows they have destroyed alot of lives. Good work guys!

Posted at 4:14PM on Feb 24th 2007 by No Way