Crack is Whack!

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Wha da dilly yo! You one fine looking ho! I wants to jack yo bumber up to my crip and rotate dem tires whilst yo smack my monkey!

#13 Cassandra: If this country is so important to YOU then why are you reading these articles??!! Shouldn't you be enlisting in the army or something?? Most people like to take a little break from the war stories and read mindless articles about butt-cracks! Have a little fun and stop taking life so seriously!!!! Life is too short sweetie!!!

From the Desk of Nicholas Buckingham IV,

Some of the posters here feel as though "celebrity buttcracks" are low on the proverbial totem pole of important journalism. TMZ.com, as a fellow journalist, I would like to commend you for your diligent coverage of the celebrity backsides, as they can at times provide the most profound insight into the collective American conscious.

And, if Ms. Lynn's scenario comes about (heaven forbid) and things were to 'go awry,' I take solace in the fact that I would still be able to wake up in the morning to find Nicole Richie's semi-exposed derriere before me in glorious jpeg format .

Keep fighting the good fight!

Nicholas Buckingham IV
CEO, Buckingham Publications

you guys really need to 'CRACK DOWN' on these kinds of stories.

I have without a doubt decided that my average wonderful life. Filled with great friends. Some credit card debt. No shaved head, no scientology, nobody chasing me for a picture except a wonderful woman in my life.
Is one perfect gig.

I could have a party scoop of peanut butter off a Fergies ass . It is not that it is finer than say ... Rodrigreuz or Biel . But the reverse buttocks she has can hold alot ! Paris ?? WHO ?? HA he . Har He
Bitches .

I could eat Britney Peanut butter chunk off ah' biel's ass . It's sublime . Then Micheal ...just perfectly pissable . their are some odd ones . paris appears to have ass winkle . you know when you get theat wrinkle that looks pussy-ish . he he . Bitches .

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are not even wearing underwear, how nasty. Wonder what diseases they might have. Don't sit down after them, you may catch something.

Completely gross, all of it.

And we want to look at celebrity's cracks WHY??
I'll pass, thanks.

CASSANDRA LYNN is such a loser. has she ever herd of fun?