Paris' Mom is a Grammar Queen

136. Fo those of you saying that Paris is posting positive things about herself under different names:

I don't believe that she posting under different names. She would have to learn how to read the negative comments everyone is making about her in order to do that. Unless she has someone else to read them. Besides, if it was her, she would've slipped by now by saying something like "Paris is hot" or "These bad comments are mean. That's not hot." or " Hey,I said 'May I suck your cock?' instead of 'Can I suck your cock?'. I used proper English. That's hot!"

Posted at 11:26PM on Feb 26th 2007 by S.W.

137. that nut, Kathy Hilton...had she only invited I to the party, me could have set people straight.

Posted at 2:58AM on Feb 27th 2007 by tufe

138. 133. same posts over and over...the same people commenting the same garbage about Parisite...
INTERESTING

Posted at 5:57PM on Feb 26th 2007 by Sophia

Yeah, I'm starting to notice that too. So what gives? Who's really behind that keyboard? Paris's Rep? Or, wait a minute...is that you TMZ? So really how much is she blowing - I mean paying you to post nice things about her? I mean, at least the people who are posting negative things about her are not repeating themselves.

Posted at 12:46PM on Feb 27th 2007 by S.W.

139. Most of the Paris Hitler fan mail on this and a few other web sites is generated by one older,mentally ill person who is a Schizophrenic Paranoid.

Posted at 6:04PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Paris is a Hag

140. Yeah dumb s****. "Me and her" IS correct grammar-- or "her and me"--either way, doesn't matter. You see people..here's what you do... Leave off either pronoun (oops, does anyone know what a pronoun is anymore?) For those who are grammatically challenged, try this:

TAKE A PICTURE OF ME (right!)
TAKE A PICTURE OF HER (correct!!)

or...!!!!!

TAKE A PICTURE OF SHE????
TAKE A PICTURE OF I??????

Kathy Hilton was born in a barn and has no class. Nor should she be correcting people. Ever.

Posted at 8:36AM on Feb 28th 2007 by misslanny

141. Actually... to all you people who think she's wrong about the grammatical correction - you need to go back to school. It IS "she and I" NOT "me and her". Anybody brought up with even a few manners knows that you always put yourself last!!! Also, it is "she" and not "her" in this instance. So, sorry to burst your bubbles, but you are all wrong and Paris's mama is in the right on this one.
Signed, An English Teacher

Posted at 7:05AM on Feb 28th 2007 by B

142. I disagree, Paris Hilton.

Posted at 7:24AM on Feb 28th 2007 by Another English Teacher

143. I mean, Paris Hitler.

Posted at 7:25AM on Feb 28th 2007 by Another English Teacher

144. It is truly SHOCKING the amount of ILLITERATE retards on here. Anyone who passed 4th grade would know that there is NO SUCH THING as 'me and her'. Firstly, you NEVER put yourself (me) before another person (her). So that is wrong, to begin with! It is VERY bad, APPALLING grammar. You NEVER, NEVER say 'me and her'. You illiterate elementary school dropout retards should be ASHAMED!!! The CORRECT way is 'I', NOT 'me'. And the person by NAME, not 'her'. So it is "Paris and I".

Go back to school, all you illiterate morons!

PARIS AND I!!! Get it, FINALLY????

Posted at 7:26AM on Mar 1st 2007 by Mel

145. Mel, it is SHOCKING that you would make such a proclamation, being ILLITERATE yourself!!! It is APPALLING that you, much like Mrs Hilton, would be soooo smug and demeaning in your comments but be so dead wrong grammatically. YOU should be ASHAMED that you made such a post in this day and age when you could have gone on any number of grammar websites and double checked your facts (or lack thereof) before making such a fool of yourself. Firstly, many people have already stated the you put the other person first "her and me" instead of "me and her'" . Secondly, you DON'T have to use the proper name of another person or thing if you already know of whom or what you are speaking. So while "Paris" can be used, it is unecessary and the "I" is completely wrong. Even if we follow your flawed grammatical logic, the correct wording would be "Paris and me". I'm not sure who you're 4th grade English teacher was but he should be fired!

Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 1st 2007 by T

146. Mel, was hopinng you would catch my play on words when I typed "you're 4th rade teacher" which should have been "your 4th grade teacher" but I guess you thought that was correct a.too b. to c. two. (multiple choice, let's see if you can "guess" which is correct)

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 1st 2007 by T

147. WARNING!
Anything positive you see here about Paris Hilton was written by Paris Hilton. She is completely self absorbed and thinks the rest of us are pathetic little poor people with nothing better to do than bitch about her, the truth is we bitch about her because we can’t stand her and her slutty bigoted behavior. She thinks that she is soooo much better than the rest of us and that she is above the law, she is such a pathetic little wannabee princess who thinks the world should worship her and grovel at her feet. Parisite is the worst kind of celebrity because she has done NOTHING worthy of credibility nor does she have any talent, except for flashing her exposed crotch at the paparazzi. Parisite is the worst role model in the world for young girls because all she encourages them to do with her behavior is to look and act like sluts.
Also, that person saying that all of the hate blogs were posted by one person is also Parisite, there is no way that one person could possibly write all of these blogs because of the times they were written, they would have to sit at their computer day and night and no one could do that, and anyway why would anyone waste their time writing about that skank anyway, it’s ludacrice.
“BOYCOT PARIS HILTON!”

Posted at 12:47AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by paris hilton sux!

148. WARNING!
Anything positive you see here about Paris Hilton was written by Paris Hilton. She is completely self absorbed and thinks the rest of us are pathetic little poor people with nothing better to do than bitch about her, the truth is we bitch about her because we can’t stand her and her slutty bigoted behavior. She thinks that she is soooo much better than the rest of us and that she is above the law, she is such a pathetic little wannabee princess who thinks the world should worship her and grovel at her feet. Parisite is the worst kind of celebrity because she has done NOTHING worthy of credibility nor does she have any talent, except for flashing her exposed crotch at the paparazzi. Parisite is the worst role model in the world for young girls because all she encourages them to do with her behavior is to look and act like sluts.
Also, that person saying that all of the hate blogs were posted by one person is also Parisite, there is no way that one person could possibly write all of these blogs because of the times they were written, they would have to sit at their computer day and night and no one could do that, and anyway why would anyone waste their time writing about that skank anyway, it’s ludacrice.
“BOYCOT PARIS HILTON!”

Posted at 12:43AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by paris hilton sux!

149. WARNING!
Anything positive you see here about Paris Hilton was written by Paris Hilton. She is completely self absorbed and thinks the rest of us are pathetic little poor people with nothing better to do than bitch about her, the truth is we bitch about her because we can’t stand her and her slutty bigoted behavior. She thinks that she is soooo much better than the rest of us and that she is above the law, she is such a pathetic little wannabee princess who thinks the world should worship her and grovel at her feet. Parisite is the worst kind of celebrity because she has done NOTHING worthy of credibility nor does she have any talent, except for flashing her exposed crotch at the paparazzi. Parisite is the worst role model in the world for young girls because all she encourages them to do with her behavior is to look and act like sluts.
Also, that person saying that all of the hate blogs were posted by one person is also Parisite, there is no way that one person could possibly write all of these blogs because of the times they were written, they would have to sit at their computer day and night and no one could do that, and anyway why would anyone waste their time writing about that skank anyway, it’s ludacrice.
“BOYCOT PARIS HILTON!”

Posted at 12:46AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by paris hilton sux!

150. T You are an utter moron. An ILLITERATE moron! You are WRONG, I am RIGHT! Child, I hold a degree in literature, and a PHD in languages (major in foreign languages). You, are talking to an EXPERT here! What you wrote is completely humiliating for you, and completely DISGRACEFUL! I doubt you have even passed 3rd grade, as you lack the knowledge of grammar and sentence structure that a 3rd grade child would have. It is very humiliating for you that you didn't even know that it is "Paris and I". The sad thing is, you actually think you are right, don't you? You are deeply illiterate and are making a fool of yourself. I'd suggest you go ask mummy and daddy to show you why you are so wrong, yet something tells me your parents would be as illiterate, ignorant, arrogant and deeply ill-informed as you are.

Child, I have no idea what little game you are playing with you're vs your; however given the considerable amount of time between your first post and your last, it is apparent to me that you made a mistake, realised you were wrong and corrected it by backtracking.

Believe me, as a Lecturer I teach grammar for a living (then again my uni students passed basic grammar when they were very young unlike yourself). You are WRONG! It IS "Paris and I". You are a classic example of the masses of children that are churned out from school each year who do not possess the ability to construct a basic grammatical sentence. You are making a fool of yourself. You are wrong, accept it.

Posted at 3:39AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Mel