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Greasy Bear Ruins Paris' Party

2/26/2007 9:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis -- the man who brought you the "Firecrotch" rant -- did himself proud once again by making a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party Saturday night, sending some of the lodging heiress' guests home early in disgust, and leaving Paris in tears.

The oily heir's boorish behavior at the lavish 26th-birthday bash began around 10:00 PM, report Rush & Molloy, when he started throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing "Happy Birthday" to Paris. Then, it was the flower-holders he was chucking. And finally, after asking Paula to "lick my [bleep]," he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Paula bolted early, even before crooning.

Then, Brandon decided to ingratiate himself to Courtney Love by grabbing her, making her straddle his waist, and telling her, "I want to squirt on you," never minding that Courtney's young daughter was right there.

After all this and some broken glasses and candles, Paris broke down -- and kicked Greasy out. No comment from Greasy's rep.


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16.

Whatever    

Why do you keep running stories about the rat faced herpes infested whore bag paris?

2608 days ago
17.

maya    

Most of the hate posts against Paris Hilton on this and a few other web sites are generated by one older mentally ill person who is a Schizophrenic Paranoid.

2608 days ago
18.

Vicki    


Duh, your name fits you perfectly. Paris is a used up piece of trash who is going to crash and burn IDIOT!!!

2608 days ago
19.

Whatever    

Gross! Who cares if that slag greasy bear ruined that foul mouthed cocaine whore's party? Karma is a bitch for parasite.

2608 days ago
20.

Paris has herpes    

16. Most of the hate posts against Paris Hilton on this and a few other web sites are generated by one older mentally ill person who is a Schizophrenic Paranoid.

Posted at 10:15AM on Feb 26th 2007 by Duh

Actually, I'd say that the few positive ones are posted by Paris herself. So simmer down, Paris, and go take your Valtrex. Oh, and I don't know if you TMZ guys are aware, but there was this thing called the Oscars last night. People would much rather read about that than some dumb fame hungry loser who's fifteen minutes are up.

2608 days ago
21.

Kathy    

Angelina jollie only cares about what makes her look better!!! The woman had to hire a person to tell her how to behave to fix her very tarnished image years ago. That's when she started what ever it is she does for the UN.

2608 days ago
22.

Whatever    

DUH! You wish it was the same person posting hate posts over and over. You are the one posting nice posts about her over and over. Do your mommy and daddy know you worship a racist girl with an std?

2608 days ago
23.

Malteselover    

Courtney should guard her daughter from people like this!

2608 days ago
24.

Joanne    

I agree with #4-Debbie. Also, why doesn't Angelina stay here in the US and concentrate on the kids she has. I wonder, how will they turn out as adults with a mother who seems to push them aside. Hey, Jennifer Aniston, you don't have any kids. Maybe you can go to Darfur and do some good? It's wonderful what Oprah is doing for those girls in Africa. She can help as she doesn't have children of her own.... Just my two cents worth from here in the High Desert, CA

2608 days ago
25.

Seriously    

What a bunch of total losers!
Greasy Bear who is a waste of air and skin, Britney the whack, (don't you
wonder why God gives kids to people like her?), Paris, the herpes poster girl
and Lindsay the train wreck.
Nice.

2608 days ago
26.

Whatever    

Dear TMZ,

Please don't run stories about this selfish, spoiled, wanna-be with the IQ of a grape and the morals of a yard ape. After all the posts blasting Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Isiah Washington what makes paris any different? Is she paying you off? Better not try to get randy with her or you guys will be poppin the valtrex! Thank you and good day.

2608 days ago
27.

Joanne    

It's touching that Madonna won't let her daughter date till she is 18. My son didn't have a girlfriend till he was 20(his decision). Now he is studying to be a pediatrician. Parents are smart that don't let their child(children) date till they're older. I don't know about Madonna throwing her daughters' clothes out, if Lourdes doesn't pick them up. Sounds to me, that Madonna has OCD. I would say to her, be more laid back if your daughter doesn't pick up all her clothes. Do you throw her toys out, too, if they're not all picked up?? There should be some other discipline doled out. Maybe Nanny 911 or Supernanny should make a stop at Madonna's house....

2608 days ago
28.

angel    

OMG -- Can y'all get of brit -- move on , I know some of you - your lives are worse than hers , move along already wowowowowow ....

2608 days ago
29.

aimee    

Paris and Oily Bear deserve each other's backstabbing. I'd like to see more. Does TMZ have pictures? I want to see her crying. (LOL # 10 ..pony. LOL)

2608 days ago
30.

joanne    

all that trash in one paragraph,,,wow.

2608 days ago
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