Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis -- the man who brought you the "Firecrotch" rant -- did himself proud once again by making a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party Saturday night, sending some of the lodging heiress' guests home early in disgust, and leaving Paris in tears.
The oily heir's boorish behavior at the lavish 26th-birthday bash began around 10:00 PM, report Rush & Molloy, when he started throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing "Happy Birthday" to Paris. Then, it was the flower-holders he was chucking. And finally, after asking Paula to "lick my [bleep]," he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Paula bolted early, even before crooning.
Then, Brandon decided to ingratiate himself to Courtney Love by grabbing her, making her straddle his waist, and telling her, "I want to squirt on you," never minding that Courtney's young daughter was right there.
After all this and some broken glasses and candles, Paris broke down -- and kicked Greasy out. No comment from Greasy's rep.
Britney Sees Kids, Gets Advice from Daniel Baldwin
Britney Spears -- actually spending a second night in rehab -- had a chance to chill with her babies on Saturday night. Us reports that Spears' mother Lynne brought Sean and Jayden to Promises for a visit around 9:00 PM, after which the kids headed back to daddy Kevin's house.
And our latest update on Britney Spears comes from that pillar of stability, Daniel Baldwin. The lesser Baldwin, who says he's over three months sober, tells Us that he recently ran into Spears in Malibu, and that his sage advice to her was, "Don't drink. Don't use." We're not sure which Britney Spears it was that Daniel saw a couple days back, when he added that Britney was "doing great" and "looks great."
Anna Battle Brews in Bahamas
After a week of courtroom zaniness in Florida, the Anna Nicole Smith legal saga hops over to the Bahamas, where the stakes could be even higher for Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and little Dannielynn. For one, reports the New York Daily News, Howard K. Stern will be facing off against Anna's mom Virgie Arthur over the guardianship of Dannielynn, after a Bahamian judge issued an injunction stopping Stern from leaving the island with the child. Meanwhile, Birkhead arrived Sunday in the Bahamas and will be taking up the paternity battle against Stern. Still at issue is when Smith's remains will actually find their way to the Bahamas for burial next to Daniel.
Party Favors: Lindsay Lohan Has Sensitive Friends ... Madonna Won't Let Daughter Date ... Angelina Returns to Africa
Lindsay Lohan's purported pals aren't being much help when it comes to getting her through sobriety. Page Six reports that friends of Lindsay L. badgered the staff of the Mondrian Hotel in the wee hours of the other night for bottles of booze, saying they were "with" Lohan. Lindsay's rep called the story "far-fetched," because Lohan was on set. ... Madonna won't let 10-year-old daughter Lourdes date until she's 18, says a report from WENN. The Material Mom also teaches Lourdes the importance of cleaning one's room -- she gets rid of any clothes that the little girl leaves on the floor. ... Angelina Jolie is returning to Darfur to do more work for the refugees -- and has been nominated to be on the presigious Council on Foreign Relations, joining four former Secretaries of State and Tom Brokaw, reports People.