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The Breast & Brightest

In the Business!

2/26/2007 1:39 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Helen Mirren and Jennifer Hudson won big at the Oscars last night, but MrSkin.com's 8th Annual Anatomy Awards honor the body of work of actresses with the biggest and best biological golden globes in Hollywood. Who aren't you wearing?!

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Salma Hayek takes home the highly coveted Best Breasts award for her titillating work in both "Ugly Betty" and "Ask the Dust." Jennifer Aniston keeps it family-friendly with Best PG-13 Nude Scene in "The Break-Up." While Rosie O'Donnell obstructs our view with Most Shocking Nudity for "Nip/Tuck." My eyes! My eyes!!

Other winners include "Nip/Tuck" guest star Brooke Shields for Best Plumber's Crack, and Monique Coleman from "Dancing with the Stars" for Best Wardrobe Malfunction.

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Whatever    

Salma Hayek is smokin hot! Rosie is a beast.

2707 days ago
2.

OK!    

Salma is the only one with a nice big ass "butt" along with her chest (J LO here). Sama is perfect......Jen is ok but her face "na" and where is her asssssss. Rosie is just plain nasty period.........have you looked at her fingers?????? YUKKKKKKKKKKK

2707 days ago
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carol ard    

Rosie should have her mouth sewed shut! There is nothing this big foul mouthed blimp can do to help her appearance!

2707 days ago
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santo    

I really think TMZ is obsessed with Rosie. When you cannot find anything to bitch about Rosie on the View -- you try to find something to write about so people can make negative comments about her. Give her a break and start picking on some other celebrities other than Rosie. I truly believe you get off your jollies reading negative comments about Rosie. Get a life!!!!!!! She has a family and children. If nothing else, have a heart and think about the children. You are really sick.

2707 days ago
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Meatetarian    

Is that a musk ox on the right?

2707 days ago
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Whatever    

Every time Rosie opens her mouth sewer pours out. Why the hell that woman would think anyone gay or straight would want to see her in her birthday suit or even worse being porked is insulting to us as humans. No amount of viagra could get any man hard enough to tap that swine. Now the other two girls are very pretty and thin.

2707 days ago
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Whatever    

#9 I don't know what planet you live on but TMZ pokes fun at other people besides the nasty, rude Rosie.

2707 days ago
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joanne    

Salma and Jen are beautiful and have great bodies. Rosie just has a big mouth.

2706 days ago
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Loso    

Rosie can't even put a good smile on, NAKED? What sicko thought anyone would
want to see that monstrosity?

oink, oink!

2706 days ago
10.

Angelina has high morals and class    

Jen is the ugly turd in the middle. Even Rosie looks better than that fucken ugly scrag. x ten!! If I looked like Jen, I'd slit my wrists. What a fucken ugly transvestite!

2704 days ago
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lyndee    

#14- I feel really bad for you. It must be really hard to be so insecure with yourself that you try and put JENNIFER ANISTON down. I mean, it's one thing to point out someone that really is borderline ugly to make yourlsef look better, but you're not fooling anyone with this one. She is absolutley georgeous, maybe she's not a skanky ass hoe that flaunts herself, but I mean really. are you even fooling yourself? get a life.

2698 days ago
12.

IRISH    

WHY WOULD YOU PUT ROSIE WITH THOSE TWO LADIES,THAT IS NOT NICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2686 days ago
13.

ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA )    



ALL THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THESE CELEBS HAS , YOU WOULD THINK THEY

WOULD HAVE THERE HAIR FIXED DAILY . I KNOW "POOR " PEOPLE WHO FIXES

THERE HAIR DAILY , AND THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS , BUT 100 TIMES PRETTIER

THAN THE CELEBS ........MAYBE BECAUSE THEY "CELEBS" SPEND THERE MONEY ON

FOOD , CIGS , DRUGS ,ETC INSTEAD OF GETTING THERE HAIR DONE .

AGAIN , YOU NEVER SEE CELEBS HAIR FIXED AND LOOK PRETTY ONLY AT A GALA .

2686 days ago
14.

ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA )    



ALL THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THESE CELEBS HAS , YOU WOULD THINK THEY

WOULD HAVE THERE HAIR FIXED DAILY . I KNOW "POOR " PEOPLE WHO FIXES

THERE HAIR DAILY , AND THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS , BUT 100 TIMES PRETTIER

THAN THE CELEBS ........MAYBE BECAUSE THEY "CELEBS" SPEND THERE MONEY ON

FOOD , CIGS , DRUGS ,ETC INSTEAD OF GETTING THERE HAIR DONE .

AGAIN , YOU NEVER SEE CELEBS HAIR FIXED AND LOOK PRETTY ONLY AT A GALA .

2686 days ago

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