Train Wrecks
Britney's Website Gets Rehabbed Too

Britney Spears is getting a personal overhaul of sorts at Promises in Malibu -- and now she's getting one online as well.

The homepage of Spears' official website had a brand new look this morning, with a vintage (i.e., late Nineties) picture of a sultry Britney slithering on the floor, promising a "New Official Site" soon. Besides that, however, the new homepage simply invites visitors to join her fan club and shop Spears' official store.

Over the past several months, Spears homepage has been the vehicle for various interesting postings, presumably from the pop princess, with exotic tigers appearing last summer and an apology for her crotch-baring antics in early December.

Oddly, most awkwardly out-of-date web addresses within BritneySpears.com still worked as of this afternoon, like a biography page talking up her 2003 single, "Me Against the Music" and a "Stream of Consciousness" page containing a letter addressed to "False Tabloids," that read, in part: "Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid."



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16. interesting metaphor: an upside down, drugged-out Spears trying to hold her legs together....

such a slicked over picture only makes her current state of affairs that much more pathetic...what a used up piece of trailer trash...

Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 27th 2007 by jg

17. YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL A$$HOLES.. POST PARTUM DEPRESSION IS A REAL AND SERIOUS ILLNESS.. DID YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD ILLNESS??? ITS GREAT YOU FREAKS ARE ALL PERFECT, IF YOU WORKED IN THE MEDICAL FIELD YOU WOULD KNOW HOW BAD IT DESTROYES LIVES. ITS MAKES YOU CRAZY, DOING ERRATIC THINGS. WOMEN KILL THEMSELVES AND THEIR KIDS FROM PPD

Posted at 4:58PM on Feb 27th 2007 by WOW

18. I think they should have used a more conservative picture given she's being accused of a trashy, lesbian drug user AND she's a mother of two now!

But hey, don't think it matters too much anymore... that old Britney is history...

Posted at 5:01PM on Feb 27th 2007 by M2

19. SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE PPD SHIT!! IT'S NOT TRUE!!! EVEN THIS PIC IS FAKE!!! PHOTOSHOP WORKS WONDERS!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 27th 2007 by BRITNEY IS A LIAR!

20. .....................Those Days Are Gone............Whoo Hooo!!!!!
Now she is an Ugly Chunky Monkey ( My gosh, did you see her in that red, torn dress in People, next to the "I want to be a women guy") with Ugly Ears and Once a SKANK .....ALWAYS a SKANK....You can't wash THAT smell off of you, no matter how hard you try:-) I smell something, oh its you Britney....It's time for you to take your FINAL bow....... Hope your'e wearing panties!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:16PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Old Dog

21. I am very happy that Britney is trying to get her life back in order for herself and her children. I think when she gets out of rehab she should sell everything in LA and New York and move back to where she started. She should figure out what life means for her and her children and she might consider getting an education. I have heard her education stopped in the 9th grade. Britney I am rooting for you. Try your hardest not to listen to all the crap people say about you. You are a beautiful young lady with the whole world in front of you.

Posted at 8:07PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Lorei

22. For Wow

No need to call people names for expressing their opinions - you are expressing yours too! But you and others are acting as if we know for sure, and a diagnosis has been made, that she does indeed suffer from PPD. One can suspect but you do not know that - you are not her doctor.

Posted at 5:09PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Desert Rose

23. Her first hubby is a loser and should be in jail. How come he said nothing until Brit was in trouble and the media was feeding on it? Why didn't he tell this stuff the FIRST time he went to the media? This punk is full of crap and our media is stupid enough to pay him for it. If Brit was using drugs like he now claims and nearly died, why no call to 911? He can say he thought she was going to die right in front of him but had no mentality to call 911? This kid is a liar or he needs to be in jail for not even attempting to call 911 and get her help if she was really that close to death!!

Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Diana

24. She choose to have a camera in her face when she became a
Celebrity.

JUST FOR YOUR FYI, # 13.

:)

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Mary

25. They are wrong!She must stop thinking she is like 2003!We can see that isn't a real pic!That is ridiculus, to be lying like this as if she was a teen!She is a mother of 2 kids and her body has changed!They really think we are stupid!!!

Posted at 5:18PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Marie

26. WHAT BRITNEY NEEDS IN HER LIFE NOW, IS GOD. WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU MAKE LOTS OF MISTAKES. WHO CAN THROW THE FIRST STONE? ANA

Posted at 5:51PM on Feb 27th 2007 by ana

27. CRACK WHORE

Posted at 5:15PM on Feb 27th 2007 by FARRAH

28. One thing for sure is you don't go to rehab for PPD.

Posted at 5:15PM on Feb 27th 2007 by MW

29. Neither are you Desert Rose so shut the fuck up biotch!

Posted at 5:17PM on Feb 27th 2007 by WOW

30. .................She has and is NOT "Suffering" with Post Pardom...........
Get your facts straight and grow up....Find someone to look up to...Not IDOLIZE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:19PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Old Dog

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