Train Wrecks
Britney's Website Gets Rehabbed Too

Britney Spears is getting a personal overhaul of sorts at Promises in Malibu -- and now she's getting one online as well.

The homepage of Spears' official website had a brand new look this morning, with a vintage (i.e., late Nineties) picture of a sultry Britney slithering on the floor, promising a "New Official Site" soon. Besides that, however, the new homepage simply invites visitors to join her fan club and shop Spears' official store.

Over the past several months, Spears homepage has been the vehicle for various interesting postings, presumably from the pop princess, with exotic tigers appearing last summer and an apology for her crotch-baring antics in early December.

Oddly, most awkwardly out-of-date web addresses within BritneySpears.com still worked as of this afternoon, like a biography page talking up her 2003 single, "Me Against the Music" and a "Stream of Consciousness" page containing a letter addressed to "False Tabloids," that read, in part: "Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid."



Reader Comments

(Page 4 of 11) Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

46. post partum depression my ass. She was happy as a clam as long as she was goin out and partying. Nice excuse to smooth over the fact that she's a drug addict. I had PPD and I didn't drink or use drugs to ecscape, any new mother who does is not fit to be a mom.

Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Mz K

47. I agree she is totally out of control, and they're ambushing us with "bipolar" and "post partum" to make us feel sympathy for a druggie. I mean good luck to the girl and I hope she gets the help she needs.

On a side note, here is how she's going to make her comeback:
Playboy
I have said this ever since the girl started tanking back in 2003.

Posted at 5:37PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Brandi

48. Why didn't they use a CURRENT picture of her??????? Outside K-Fed's house hitting shit with her umbrella?????? THAT"S the real Britney. Those days are looooooog goooooooooone

OH, by the way, #15, I was a victim of PPD...and, I did not act like she did.

All I did was lay in bed...depressed.

This is just PR for her ass...an easy way out.

That makes me mad. And yet she's in a $48K rehab facility, while others could not affor that luxury. SHE does NOT have PPD....how DARE she blame her whorish behavior on that.... F**k YOU BRITNEY

Posted at 5:37PM on Feb 27th 2007 by READ THIS

49. Error 404 boobs not found

Posted at 5:39PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Brett

50. saw britney at a club in vegas in november with paris hilton, both came out of the same stall of the bathroom and never washed thier hands...hmmm wonder what they were doing in there.....

Posted at 1:36AM on Mar 1st 2007 by Sabrina

51. Same old garbage as ever. There comes a time that we need to stop believing in the fairy tales. I forsee no changes in her life, she will go down to a big bit of nothing, almost there now.

Posted at 5:55PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Fireda

52. She really needed to vacate the sexpot image if she wants to keep her sanity.

Posted at 5:51PM on Feb 27th 2007 by charlie

53. #15, you need to chill. The fact that there is something "wrong" is obvious. If this is spindoctoring, then it will get more and more doctored. Her handlers won't tell anyone the truth. Post-partum, bi-polar, whatever, she is losing it.

BTW - typing in caps is screaming, it is also in bad taste. Very poor netiquette.

Frankly I find the whole thing amusing as hell. It's like watching a train wreck. You just can't look away.

Posted at 6:14PM on Feb 27th 2007 by EvilLive

54. If she is serious about wanting her fan base back, she should learn not to lie to herself as well, huh? She needs to put on age-maturing related clothes and pose with her kids in a happy mom and son family situation, perhaps working on a song. Her wild/girl life and the whole world has changed since she was a single Pop Princess, so should her career goals and thoughts.

Posted at 5:53PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Cypress

55. This picture reminds me of the people who put personal ads with pictures of themselves from 10-15 years ago. Britney WAS sort of cute, never hot. Now she is a train wreck. She is the Anna Nicole Smith of this decade.

Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Bootylicker

56. She looks like a drugged out drunk in this picture. Great way to win her fan base back.

Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Sara

57. AIRBRUSH

Posted at 6:00PM on Feb 27th 2007 by ANON

58. Hey WOW,
Are you the screaming capital letters Carribean Goddess?

Posted at 5:57PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Enough With the CAPS!

59. Please listen and I mean this with the utmost respect to all of you.
Everyone can have their opinion but it really comes down to one thing...
The sad state of affairs in America with the drug culture.
Our youth is IDOLIZING DRUG USE & PARTYING.
I see it everywhere...On MYSPACE and on individual websites all over the internet.
In my day they would idolize people who cared about fitness and health...
Jack Lalanne, Steve Reeves and Pin Up girls who looked good but did not look drugged out. We idolized Reverend Billy Graham for his blessings and guidance.
I grew up believing in goodness and the lord and caring about people.
I grew up wanting to be in shape. My goal was to be Mr. America and have success in business, make money, have a happy marriage and live a great life while helping others live theirs in a productive and healthy way.
The majority of todays youth only look at today.
They have no vision because they are growing up on Britany Spears, Paris Hilton and others who live to party and could care less about the image that they portray for teenagers.
IT'S TIME FOR A WAKE UP CALL.
Bring back Morality.
Bring back prayer in our school and respect for others.
Live and let live but do unto others and present an image that you are proud of.
Okay...
I had my say.
In closing I can only ask...
That no matter what Britanny did...whether it is right or wrong...
We all need to start caring and say a prayer for her and the others that are searching for direction.
WE NEED TO LEND A HELPING HAND INSTEAD OF CRITICIZING THEM.
I promise to do my share...will you all chip in and do yours?
The world needs us at this difficult time.
Sincerely & Resepctfully,
Mr. USA John DeFendis

Posted at 6:05PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Mr. USA John DeFendis

60. #13 aaah...the sweet price of fame! lol, She agreed 2 this kind of media attention. I bet the bitch isn't complaining whenever she checks her bank account, pity she spends the majority of her $$$ on crack now. Poor kids!!!!

Posted at 6:07PM on Feb 27th 2007 by ysugarcoat?

Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments