Dear Britney, Do NOT Listen to This Man!

Last night a fan asked Jessica's dad, Joe Simpson, what he thinks about Britney Spears going to rehab, and her recent umbrella attack on the paparazzi. Why oh why would anyone listen to this man?

Let's go over Joe's parenting resumé: ruined his daughter's marriage? Check. Mismanaged her career? Check. Lecherous, inappropriate comments about her physical attributes? Check.

So please, Brit, take fashion advice from Bai Ling, acting lessons from Mariah Carey, and singing lessons from William Hung. But please, oh please, do not listen to Joe Simpson. Thank you.



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JOE SIMPSON IS A HOMEWRECKER ...........ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT HIMSELF THAN HIS DAUGHTERS , HE'S ALWAYS WANTING / BUYING SHIT HE DOESN'T NEED .

HE BETTER CLEAN HIS OWN LIFE UP BEFORE HELPING ANYONE ELSE .

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 1st 2007 by justpicky

17. Joe Simpson is cute.

Posted at 1:57PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Jayna

18. Joe Simpson is a hypocritical, arrogant, coat-tail-riding a$$hole! He should keep his comments too himself but he can't help to open his big mouth when no one wants to listen nor wants the chance to be personally offended. A$$!

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 1st 2007 by tokyos

19. I don't know why anyone would waste their time asking this pimp asswipe who drools over his daughters tits anything.

Posted at 2:12PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Gretchen

20. Has anyone noticed that Jessica really has NOT sung in public since Ashley got caught lip syncing? She tried but was sick on her last album, remember? She never could sing, it was all done in the studio and a new MV was born.

Posted at 6:43PM on Mar 1st 2007 by rosebud

21. Can you give us another option in this poll? Or at least a "none of the above" or "I would take a advice over a three year-old over these two?"

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 1st 2007 by JW

22. Good Ole Joe Simpon. The guy who gave up preaching the gospel of the Lord as soon as "someone" hung $$$$$$$ signs in front of his eyes. Thrusting his daughter into the limelight (more money in secular music then gospel huh Joe?) and pushing her sexuality into the living rooms of America. No wonder the world laughs at Christians. Helluva mid-life crisis Joe.

Posted at 2:05PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Jay Allen

23. This is not a man! This is a sick pervert who drools over the thought of his own daughter's cans.

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Gretchen

24. he used to be a minister/pastor whatever they're called. what could he know about managing a music career. That should be a clue right there. You need a business person or someone who knows the music business. He's a hillbilly redneck. He probably cant even count to ten let alone manage other peoples careers or lives. On top of it all he's a christian just like bush. If he's not controlling someone he' s not happy.

Posted at 2:41PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Hovig

25. Tell K-Fed he is getting in his business and maybe the rapper will get his homeboys and wail on him a bit..

Posted at 12:47AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Cypress

26. So this hack is still slithering around Hollywood trying to continue to pimp out his un talented daughters. His ass needs to be in rehab for wanting to have sex with Jessica.

Posted at 3:02PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Gross pig!

27. TMZ how the heck do you expect people to pick between these two money grubbing pimps? Blohan and nasty prick simpson?

Posted at 3:42PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Cripes!

28. am I the only one who thinks Joe is a hot old guy???? He's sleeze but damn, all sleeze should look like that...

Posted at 3:31PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Angel

29. Didn't he "minister" to Lane Garrison? Great job.

Posted at 3:59PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Michael Tullier

30. .................Hey Joe, People might forget....But God doesn't.........
You are an odd odd man, a perverted father, basically.....CREEPY!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Old Dog

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