Dear Britney, Do NOT Listen to This Man!

Last night a fan asked Jessica's dad, Joe Simpson, what he thinks about Britney Spears going to rehab, and her recent umbrella attack on the paparazzi. Why oh why would anyone listen to this man?

Let's go over Joe's parenting resumé: ruined his daughter's marriage? Check. Mismanaged her career? Check. Lecherous, inappropriate comments about her physical attributes? Check.

So please, Brit, take fashion advice from Bai Ling, acting lessons from Mariah Carey, and singing lessons from William Hung. But please, oh please, do not listen to Joe Simpson. Thank you.



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31. Listen now ya'll...*sees a picture of Jessica's jugs*..ummm....*cums all over the picture*...nevermind

Posted at 4:29PM on Mar 1st 2007 by joe simpson

32. ....................#26, Angel, are you MALE or Female?..............

Posted at 4:24PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Old Dog

33. i'd really much rather take advice from my true hero and inspiration in life...larry flint

Posted at 4:34PM on Mar 1st 2007 by michelish

34. I'd like to see the 'Where Are They Now?' special on Jessica Simpson in 15 years time. 'Yes, my father sexually abused me.' 'Yes, I live in low-rent government housing now.' 'Yes, he still lives in that mansion in Florida.' 'No, my son is not running the crack house up the road, he only works there!'

Posted at 9:39AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Sara

35. I hereby nominate Joe Simpson, father of the year. That's right folks, hell just froze over.

Posted at 10:48AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by paulie

36. On the Newlyweds, he was always talking about jessica simpson's tits! isn't that gross! That is a little weird

Posted at 5:13PM on Mar 12th 2007 by fdgdfgjghkjk

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