Dear Britney, Do NOT Listen to This Man!

Posted Mar 1st 2007 12:16PM by TMZ Staff

Last night a fan asked Jessica's dad, Joe Simpson, what he thinks about Britney Spears going to rehab, and her recent umbrella attack on the paparazzi. Why oh why would anyone listen to this man?

Let's go over Joe's parenting resumé: ruined his daughter's marriage? Check. Mismanaged her career? Check. Lecherous, inappropriate comments about her physical attributes? Check.

So please, Brit, take fashion advice from Bai Ling, acting lessons from Mariah Carey, and singing lessons from William Hung. But please, oh please, do not listen to Joe Simpson. Thank you.

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31. i'd really much rather take advice from my true hero and inspiration in life...larry flint

Posted at 4:34PM on Mar 1st 2007 by michelish

32. Has anyone noticed that Jessica really has NOT sung in public since Ashley got caught lip syncing? She tried but was sick on her last album, remember? She never could sing, it was all done in the studio and a new MV was born.

Posted at 6:43PM on Mar 1st 2007 by rosebud

33. Tell K-Fed he is getting in his business and maybe the rapper will get his homeboys and wail on him a bit..

Posted at 12:47AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Cypress

34. I'd like to see the 'Where Are They Now?' special on Jessica Simpson in 15 years time. 'Yes, my father sexually abused me.' 'Yes, I live in low-rent government housing now.' 'Yes, he still lives in that mansion in Florida.' 'No, my son is not running the crack house up the road, he only works there!'

Posted at 9:39AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Sara

35. I hereby nominate Joe Simpson, father of the year. That's right folks, hell just froze over.

Posted at 10:48AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by paulie

36. On the Newlyweds, he was always talking about jessica simpson's tits! isn't that gross! That is a little weird

Posted at 5:13PM on Mar 12th 2007 by fdgdfgjghkjk

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