Dear Britney, Do NOT Listen to This Man!

Listen now ya'll...*sees a picture of Jessica's jugs*..ummm....*cums all over the picture*...nevermind

....................#26, Angel, are you MALE or Female?..............

i'd really much rather take advice from my true hero and inspiration in life...larry flint

I'd like to see the 'Where Are They Now?' special on Jessica Simpson in 15 years time. 'Yes, my father sexually abused me.' 'Yes, I live in low-rent government housing now.' 'Yes, he still lives in that mansion in Florida.' 'No, my son is not running the crack house up the road, he only works there!'

I hereby nominate Joe Simpson, father of the year. That's right folks, hell just froze over.

On the Newlyweds, he was always talking about jessica simpson's tits! isn't that gross! That is a little weird