Jessica Simpson, wearing dark extensions, with John Mayer wearing one of Patricia Heaton's harried hairdos from "Everybody Loves Raymond," showed up for the Level Vodka bash at New York hotspot Stereo.
The appearance of the twosome set off a photog frenzy in front of the club. And though Simpson is a spokesklutz for Pizza Hut, party organizers were seen carrying eight non-Hut pizzas into the party.
1. He's so ugly. For real!
Posted at 1:41PM on Mar 1st 2007 by yuck
2. Who's the ugly orange man running after him?
Posted at 12:09PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Triad
3. I am a huge John Mayer fan and I cannot express how disappointed I am in his choice of partner. She's such a waste of air. I always imagined him being more selective about the type of woman he's with, he seems so intelligent and well spoken. I think she's ultimately a smudge on his blossoming career and it will come back to haunt him.....
Posted at 12:08PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Kim
4. I think Jess and John are a really HOT couple......
He's not the girlie man that Nick was, he's a REAL man....with principles, and ideas......and I think being with him is changing Jessica in VERY positive WAYS.....
BTW, I LOVE THE DARK HAIR ON HER.......
Posted at 1:25PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Brooklyn chick
5. I agree with KIm and LovingTHEAttention...Karma is biting at Jessica, she left Nick in search of something better, but she ended up with a fugly dude like John Mayer, who doesn't seem to be all that into her. Dropping super handsome Nick to run after *** Mayer???? I bet she's crying AND PINCHING HERSELF when Mayer is not looking!!
Posted at 2:20PM on Mar 1st 2007 by bbperfume
6. I'm sure the reason for the paparazzi frenzy was that her people tipped them off where they would be. Only way she can get some press
Posted at 8:11AM on Mar 2nd 2007 by Skins
7.
John, PLEASE leave the air-headed thumper-faced inconsiderate, no-talent Bitch before she destroys your career, which is inevitable!!!!She can't stand not being the center of attention....washed up dirty ass hoe!!!!
Posted at 3:58PM on Mar 1st 2007 by The_Tall_Cool_One
8. i was there last night and jess & john look really cute together. they closed off the top area in Stereo so you couldnt really get near them... unless you had wristbands. i thought jess would stop and talk to her fans, or at least wave or smile? SOMETHING! Oh Well, they both seemed kinda out of it last night..
Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 1st 2007 by nicole
9. John, what are you thinking?? Jessica is a coat tail hanger oner. She has absolutely no talent either acting or singing. We all know how much pot you brag about smoking, does joe simpson think thats better for her than nick. What about it Joe ? You pervert......
Posted at 3:11PM on Mar 1st 2007 by june
10. John, what are you thinking?? Jessica is a coat tail hanger oner. She has absolutely no talent either acting or singing. We all know how much pot you brag about smoking, does joe simpson think thats better for her than nick. What about it Joe ? You pervert......
Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 1st 2007 by june
11. I love John Mayer's music, his sense of humor, and he is very sexy. I love his dark wavy hair, full lips, and he's tall too. John has to be careful with his wavy hair because it can get out of control looking. John has never publicly announced that Jessica is his girlfriend. So until he does, I'll assume that Jessica is his convenient booty call. If John wants to be around talent or have an intellectual conversation, he has plenty of people for that. I'm sure John finds Jessica amusing. I find Jessica's stupidity to be amusing when I watched her on the MTV reality show The Newly Weds. And her ex hubby Nick was always patient with Jessica, how sweet. Jessica thought the grass was greener on the other side, so she dumped her hubby. They never went to marriage counseling or had a trial separation. Greedy Jessica wanted to end her marriage before her movie money came in, and now she's John's convenient booty call. I bet she's spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering how she can get John to fall in love with her like her ex hubby did. Jessica can't act and her music is bumble gum sounding. Her youth will eventually fade and her looks will diminish, and she will have nothing left. I hope she works on her intellect, personality, and character because she sure can't act and her music is awful. I'm sure Jessica is bending over backwards to please John and he's loving it. He's got a great arrangement.
Posted at 1:50PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Sidney
12. I wish people would leave these two alone.Nick is not a saint and vanessa is not any better then Jessica.Its what you read and think goodness i dont haveto listen to vanessa.Nick is better for Jess but he has messy nessa....
Posted at 2:12PM on Mar 1st 2007 by SMB
13. If you think Jon's music will stop because of who he see's i guess we all need another hobby, also Jessica is very sweet and beautiful and duh everyone gets older.I think she's cool.. I wish she and Nick were together but we don't know the whole story.I will never watch or read anything with nessa in it..
Posted at 2:45PM on Mar 1st 2007 by SMB
14. Totally a Jessica fan all the way. She deserves to be happy & she is! Lay off her & John you better treat her great. Love you always Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 1st 2007 by fickle
15. Totally a Jessica fan all the way. She deserves to be happy & she is! Lay off her & John you better treat her great. Love you always Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 2:48PM on Mar 1st 2007 by fickle
