Anna Nicole is riding to the church in a totally pimped out hearse ... with elaborate chrome rims! Inside, her casket is covered by an elaborate pink draping with marabou and streamers!
Outside the church, a giant jib camera is swooping over the steeple ... and the red carpet leading into the chapel.
3/2/2007 1:09 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Anna's Hearse -- Rollin' on Dubs!
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This exactly how anna would have wanted to roll on in, on DUBS! Go ANA! Go to HELL Vergie!
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Rock out Anna with your 4-star rock star island funeral.
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Sure didn't take Howard long to sell the rights to this pathetic fiasco! A white hearse for trailer trash! All that's missing is white doves!
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I think this is wonderful.....Howard is sending her off in style.....
I agree Rot in Hell Virige.....Billy Smith and the whole pack of trailer trash that try and call themselves family!
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I pray the Lord will welcome you with open arms and that at last you will have eternal peace and love to share with your beloved son..Bless you ...Dannilynn will never be alone ...you will be forever at her side in Spirit.
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THIS IS COMPLETELY WHAT ANS WOULD HAVE WANTED. F*** VIRGIE ARTHUR AND THE HORSE SHE RODE IN ON!!!!!
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I am very happy of her funeral and thanks to Haward to send off her beutifully.
She must be very happy to finally to rest next to her son (he was light of her life)
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Howard, we can see how much you loved Anna, thank you for sending her off as if she was a princess. Take care of her baby. Our hearts go out to you today. God Bless Anna may you finally be able to rest in peace. Watch over your angel.
Anna Mother, may you be ashamed of yourself!!! Still feel the need to upstage anna? Can't you let her go, she did you a long time ago.
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May God Bless and finally may you rest in peace.
Don't worry about coming back to haunt your momma.. LOL.... she's created plenty of enemies by her own bizarre behavior... you go on and meet your son.. and hopefully your daughter will remain with the man you intended to raise her... HKS
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I have to say I was never a true follower of Anna Nicole but have been mesmerized by the legal drama in her life over the years. She seems so much to be a woman who was trying find someone to lve her unconditional for who she was not WHAT SHE HAD.....I truly believe she had that obviously from her son BUT also from Howard Stern. Her mother is a disgusting display of Motherhood and should be banned from even coming into the Bahamas in the future. I do believe that considering the LACK of mothering ANNA had she did a fabulous job raising her son and would have done the same with DanielLynn. I would just say that Howard DESERVES respect and empathy in a time when everyone seems to believe he is evil yet he is not.....I think he simply seems to need help learning to have a life without her and he is truly in love with Anna and she WAS HIS WORLD......
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Well, even FOX NEWS is trashing ET's interviews with Howard & Anna! And Stern Pressures Larry TODAY to sign a deal!!
Howard K. Stern Plays Hardball With Larry Birkhead
Friday, March 02, 2007
By Roger Friedman
AP
Anna Nicole: Stern Pressures Larry to Sign Deal
Anna Nicole Smith's two baby daddies (I don't know what else to call them) continue to be in a tug-of-war this morning, even as their beloved cash cow is readied for burial.
Overnight, attorney Howard K. Stern â whose hold on the situation is starting to slip â has been strong-arming photographer Larry Birkhead to do a couple of things: keep Birkhead's legal reps out of Anna Nicole Smith's Bahamas funeral, sign a contract deal with "Entertainment Tonight" and acquiesce even further regarding the future of baby Danniellynn.
Stern, as I told you the other day, has already had one secret meeting with Birkhead in which he cut out the photographer's lawyers.
I'm told that Stern has kept up the pressure on Birkhead, actually presenting him with contracts, sources say, in which Birkhead would join Stern for more exclusive interviews on "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider."
"Howard wanted Larry to sign so that it looked like everyone was in agreement, and that it wasn't just Howard benefiting from these deals," my source said. "Larry said the baby's guardian should sign the papers for him and the baby, but he wouldn't. So then Larry wouldn't."
At the same time, Stern is trying to negotiate separately with Birkhead, away from his attorneys, to sign a deal by which Stern would continue to be in baby Danniellyn's life and oversee her finances.
Stern, my sources say, is working as quickly as he can to effect these agreements before he has to turn over the baby to Birkhead, her biological father.
Sources say that Birkhead's representatives are considering taking legal action against Stern's side to prevent further communication between the two sides as soon as today.
The problem, sources also say, is that Birkhead â a novice in these games â continues to be intimidated by Stern.
"Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider," both owned by CBS Paramount Television, have denied paying for interviews. But I'm told their method â it's semantics â is to "license" footage either directly from Stern or through a third party.
Recently, "ET" used Solana Productions of Southern California in such a deal. Neither Solana or anyone from CBS Paramount answered calls yesterday.
Anna Nicole: Dead, and For Sale
Today, Anna Nicole Smith â a ridiculous person who accomplished just about nothing in her life â will be buried in the Bahamas.
There are several wars taking place all over the world, not to mention famines; artists are hard at work, movies are opening, buildings are going up, diseases are being investigated. But hey: Anna Nicole is being buried, and "Entertainment Tonight" will be there for every cheesy second of it.
That's because "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider," two half-hour shows syndicated by CBS's Paramount TV, have paid a high price for this honor.
Real insiders (not the kind you have to pay for info) tell me that Paramount TV cut the deal with Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole's lawyer and Svengali, right after her son Daniel died of a methadone overdose in her Bahamian hospital room last September.
Paramount TV has denied this, somewhat passively, so far. But my sources say it they paid Stern around $3 million initially, and that this was renegotiated right after Anna Nicole herself died on February 8th of this year.
Of course, we could believe that Stern â who in court told clueless Florida probate judge Larry Seidlin that he was living off his parents â just loves "ET." Anything's possible.
But the reality is that Anna Nicole's death has proven to be a ratings-sweep godsend.
Linda Bell Blue, the show's executive producer, previously helmed Paramount's ugly tabloid show, "Hard Copy." For years she's had to sit through Mary Hart's tedious, publicist-arranged interviews with low-level TV stars, just waiting for this moment: a huge celebrity death, in a sweeps month, and already contracted for!
As recently as last night, "ET" correspondent Mark Steines was reporting "from inside" Anna Nicole's Bahamas mansion â no mention of the fact that it didn't belong to her, and that the landlord is kicking everyone out.
Steines had "the inside scoop" about the B-list country singer who would serenade Anna Nicole into the next life, the color of her burial gown ("pink!") and what would be inside the coffin (with any luck, Anna Nicole).
Steines performs these interviews â as he has since last Nov. 1, when he had his first "exclusive" after Smith's son, Daniel,
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BURY ANNA NICOLE SMITH>>>"THE FORMER MRS. MONEY HUNGRY MARSHELL AND UNFIT DRUG INDUCED SLUTTY MOTHER OF 2 IN A POND FULL OF REAL PINK FLAMINGOES SINCE SHE LIKED PINK".
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