Forbes magazine has released their annual list of billionaires around the world, and His Hairness -- never one to let you forget that he's a billionaire -- clocked in at 314th place out of the 946 nine-figured names, with an estimated net worth of $2.9 billion. Not too shabby. But Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page, who are both about half Trump's age (60), are worth a whopping $16.6 billion apiece -- and together, more than 10 times the worth of Trump.
Even Oprah is practically a beggar in this club, with a $1.5 billion fortune. Girl, please. But Sergey and Larry have a long way to go to get into the same league as top billionaire Bill Gates, who's got -- get ready to shake your head -- $56 billion.