Mayer and Simpson -- When in Rome

16. too bad she didn't fall flat on her face. who sightsees in 4-inch heels? i hate both of them.

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 9th 2007 by teamME

17. I love everything about John Mayer. Unforunately he has one major flaw. He's the typical man. Jessica is an airhead who cannot sing. But she's got boobs and is considered beautiful (not by me ... but by some). Congrats John. I'm sure you have plenty of thrilling conversations about whether it's chicken or tuna.

Posted at 11:47AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Me, myself and I

18. Jessica does not even have the common sense to wear practical shoes while touring Rome. I'm the same height as Jessica, but I'm 105 lbs. I would have worn a wedge shoe. It still gives me height, their comfortable shoes, and I do not have to worry about tripping. One can't possible do a lot of walking wearing 5" heels. I bet after 5 minutes of walking, Jessica is saying to John, "I need to take a break because my feet and back are already hurting, and John don't walk so fast, I can't keep up with my short legs and 5 inch heels." And John saying, "Woman I told you not to wear those shoes, so keep up!"

Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 9th 2007 by CommonSenseRules

19. I agree with "Great Dane". I think Jessica will benefit from being with someone like John Mayer. He's not such a pretty boy like Nick, and he seems to have musical smarts. I like them together, seems like they might both learn something from each other. He's down to earth, and Jessica is sweet.

Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

20. SHES A DITZ WITH BIG TITZ ....SHE GOTZ NO TALENT AND SHE PROBABLY
THANZ GOD EVERYDAY FOR HER BIG TITZ CUZ THATZ ALL SHEZ GOTZ!!!!!!!
AND I BET HER PIMP DADDY JOE THANKZ GOD TOO FOR THOSE BIG TITZ.... BEING A FORMER YOUTH MINISTER HE SURE HAS PIMPED THOSE BIG TITZ RIGHT TO THE BANK
CA CHINGGGGGGGGGGGG

AT LEAST WHEN HER PANTZ ARE DOWN HER HAIR MATCHES NOW!!!!!

Posted at 11:53AM on Mar 9th 2007 by bean

21. I dont like Jessica with this guy. I still havent forgiven her for divorcing Nick. I'm like a kid whos parents got divorced...lol.... I just want them back together already. This guy is boring, and I wont call him ugly, but hes not good looking either....... Bring back Nick!

Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Allison

22. I think that the two of them are adorable together! I have always thought that John Mayer was sexy. I mean come on, "Your Body is a Wonderland??" Listen to the lyrics..they're pretty sexy. Any guy who can write a song like that has my vote for hottness. And I think she is beautiful. They seem very in love and good for them!

Posted at 11:57AM on Mar 9th 2007 by mnchick

23. I think John Mayer is creepy looking....but honestly I think he could do better than Jess. She may be hot but the girl is dumber than a box of nails! Seriously! And while her music is cheesy and crappy...I actually kinda like his music although its too boring to persuade me to buy the cd. haha

Posted at 12:12PM on Mar 9th 2007 by Amy

24. last!

Posted at 12:02PM on Mar 9th 2007 by sasha

25.
Jessica Simpson = rabbit teeth , manly jaw , crossed eyes and absolutely NO talent what so ever !!!

John Mayer = Dave Matthews RIP OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe they will both take a bath while in EU ! Both look like they need one !!

Posted at 12:07PM on Mar 9th 2007 by Save Shiloh from Angelina ~

26. I heard they are making a new candy in their honor

It's a pop tart covered in nerds

Posted at 12:07PM on Mar 9th 2007 by california dreamer

27. JESSICA "WHAT EVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS"SIMPSON!!! WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE??
This man spent a majority of 2006 showing you the back of his tourbus and then publicly making you look foolish and DESPERATE by denying your very exsistance in his mind/heart/life and you're dating him?? It comes off like you had to wear him down or something, not very DIVA MISSY! now you pack your bags right this instant and go back home!

Posted at 12:08PM on Mar 9th 2007 by princess the ruler

28. I think they are fine.. who says he is boring. he must be interesting in some way for Jess to be with him. Sounds like people are jealous.

Posted at 12:13PM on Mar 9th 2007 by ksawdey

29. Good Luck to this pair, they are a cute couple. John Mayer is one of my all time favorite artists. Jessica Simpson music????? I won't go there. Well anyways, she seems sweet and he looks like he is diggin it!

Posted at 8:57PM on Mar 9th 2007 by sue

30. It's really funny..whenever I see a pic of these two, Jessica is always throwing herself at him, looking at him, etc., and he is always looking off into the distance and like he's embarrassed to be with her.

Posted at 12:14PM on Mar 9th 2007 by Mel-Tang