Regis -- Bypassed by Docs, Bathed by Kelly?

Regis Philbin is going under the knife this week for bypass surgery, and looks like he'll have the services of a preternaturally perky nurse -- his co-host Kelly Ripa -- should he want them.

Philbin announced on this morning's "Live with Regis and Kelly" that he's going to have heart bypass surgery after experiencing shortness of breath and chest pains. His preferred mode of treatment was angioplasty -- "Bang, bang, bang, they blow it open," as he described it -- but doctors insisted on the more invasive bypass.

Kelly obligingly offered her, er, assistance: "My primary job will be, like it or not, get your pills ready -- your sponge-bath nurse." To which Reege very quickly replied, "Why don't you give me a quick dip before I go?"

Philbin says he'll be away from the show for five weeks. No word on whether Clay Aiken will fill in for the peppy talkmaster.



Tags: Kelly Ripa, KellyRipa, Regis Philbin, RegisPhilbin

Reader Comments

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61. Good Luck, Reg!
I wish you well.

I just hope Clay Aiken doesn't co-host again.
But it was pretty funny to see Kelly Rip-a him a new @sshole. LOL
And Rosie too!





Posted at 9:28AM on Mar 13th 2007 by ENTITLED TO MY OPINION

62. Hey Reege First I want to wish you good speed. I myself had a 5 Arty bypass 16 yrs ago,and Im feeling great to this day, everyday after the operation you will feel better & better, even better than you ever felt before. Hurry back.

Posted at 9:42AM on Mar 13th 2007 by John Pangia

63. Regis,Get well soon! And I love you!

Posted at 9:40AM on Mar 13th 2007 by Mary Ann Murphy

64. I just want Regis to know that I love him very much and I am wiching him a speedy recovery. My mother is only 51 yrs old and she had it dont, So Regis your doing the right thing. You are going to be fine. I will be praying for you. Kelly you are wonderful just ignore all the negatives, you are the best.

Posted at 10:20AM on Mar 13th 2007 by Marcia Williams

65. Dear Regis,
I am wishing you good luck. I love you and you will be missed. You are doing the right thing my mother is 51 and she had it done, and she is doing good. I will pray a special prayer for you.
As for Kelly you are great, just ignore all the negatives things that said about you. What people should be doing right now is to pray for Regis . I love you Kelly continue to do what you do.

Posted at 10:07AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Marcia Williams

66. Regis, you will do great. Both my husband and I went through by-pass surgery and scars do diminish. God bless you and you will be remembered in my prayers until you get back on the show. Ida from Orlando

Posted at 9:29PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Ida Zucca

67.
Wishing you the best Regis. My prayers are with you. I'm also asking God to give Joy strength. You are so neat as a couple! I also will not be watching until you get back, so I'm hoping it will go smoothly and quickly.

Posted at 11:31AM on Mar 13th 2007 by Jackie

68. regis, i have went threw 6 bypasses with dif. family members. you looked really stressed on monday when you informed everyone of your upcomming bypass. it's tuff, but a very good thing. this proceedure has come a very long way and you will do great. please know that our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. you are a human being, husband, and father first. please remember that. i don't know you personnaly, but you seem to be a really down to earth good person. take care! debbie from junction city kansas

Posted at 11:32AM on Mar 13th 2007 by debbie stenstrom

69. Kelly, youre an idiot. sponge bath nurse? nurses dont give sponge baths, techs do. hopefully you will realize how insulting your little joke
was to registered nurses everywhere.

Posted at 12:22PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Chris

70. Hey Regis, I've been under the knife for open heart surgery it is truly amazing what the doctors can do these days keep the faith and just know you are in our thoughts and prayers PLEASE listen to the doctors and nurses. May you have a speedy recovery! fyi i had mt operation on Tues. Aug 1,2006 and came home Fri. Aug 4th! I had valve replacement Take care and God bless!!!

Posted at 1:53PM on Mar 13th 2007 by LuAnn G

71. i am praying for a speedy recovery for regis. i will miss seeing him. good luck
you are a great person and host. i won't be watching the show until regis comes
back. i don't like kelly because she is so much into herself and doesn't give
anyone a chance to talk. she wants to be center of attraction. i agree with eddie that
joy should be with regis, love them both together.
love and prayers to regis, he's the best

Posted at 12:43PM on Mar 13th 2007 by jan

72. Good Luck and God Bless Regis. Plus welcome to the zipper club from a member in good standing. Had my Bi-Pass in 98, hopefully it will all turn out well for you, with no complications. As Always Sam.

Posted at 4:42PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Otto Hansen

73. I met you when you were here in Torrance, California. Loved you than and love you now. HURRY back. We'll miss you. I also love Kelly, she's a cutie.

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Loraine Mc

74. Wishing you the best, Regis. You are the show. I just tolerate Kelly.

I saw the show with Clay Aiken, thought he was funny and even Kelly was funny. I like sarcastic wit but I guess it went over Ripa's head.

Posted at 12:43PM on Mar 16th 2007 by roger

75. Sorry to hear you have to go through this Regis. Good luck and best wishes for a speedy recovery. Kelly will do AWESOME while your out on leave so you won't have to worry about the show! Take care.

Posted at 1:59PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Bickey

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