Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

16. still an insult to Rambo. Look how much better his eyebrows are than Greasy's...Elvis Jr. needs to spend some of his borrowed dope money on a nice wax.

Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Gatorgirl

17. TMZ...is soo funny! thats why i gotta check out this site every day..lol..i love TMZ...and as for that greasy bear guy..yyuckkk!=p

Posted at 1:10PM on Mar 13th 2007 by sexcso

18. It's a insult to Stallone and greasy bear can only hope he looks like Stallone when he's
60.

Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 13th 2007 by TBA

19. oh Mr stallone please let us know which plastic surgeon you went to he need to have his degree tookin away from him i think i could of did a better job

Posted at 2:48PM on Mar 13th 2007 by malinda jackson

20. what the hell happened to sly?
never seen such a bad transformation & its not just old age.
any surgeons or experts want to weigh in?

Posted at 1:21PM on Mar 13th 2007 by sandman

21. Brandon is a nasty pig. He is SO greasy. He's going to end up looking just like his huge hoggish borther. And, oh, that face..looks like hes been stand a little too close to the FIRE!

Posted at 1:26PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Gerrard

22. #15 lol
Hi Paris. Standing up for your friend Greasy Bear aren't we?Well, we won't be making fun of him if he didn't look like he walked out the house without taking a bath all the damn time. So what drugs do you guys do together? People are wondering you know; they're trying to figure out why he's so sweaty all the time. Not hot.

Posted at 1:31PM on Mar 13th 2007 by S.W.

23. Is Sly a coke head? Cause his nose looks like Yamine Bleeth's, yuck!

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Lala

24. That's insulting to Stallone. He's not bad-looking for his age. Greasy Bear will probably turn out to be more like Elvis when he was bloated. He already kind of looks like him.

Posted at 1:43PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Cristina

25. "Paris surely is a much better person than the Haters - and they know it."

some how I doubt that

Posted at 1:41PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Stampy

26. GOD WHO THEY HELL IS HE??!!! I have no idea what this guy does. He is so fucking nasty!!! He's fat, sweaty, and straight up not attractive.

Posted at 1:49PM on Mar 13th 2007 by lworth

27. Hmmmmm...looks like 6 in one hand...half-dozen in the other. They both look the same...NASTY!!!! They both probably itch all the time.

Yuck!!!!!

Posted at 1:52PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Haris Pilton

28. Well, before seeing that Sly takes steroids and was caught, I would have said that comparing him to "Greasy Bear" was an insult to Sly. Now they are more alike that I thought. "Greasy Bear" is nothing but a VERY rich kid with too much money. He should try doing some good with that money instead of putting it up his nose. Go to Louisiana and look around. Plenty to do there. I'll bet his parents are real proud of him. GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:59PM on Mar 13th 2007 by nd

29. Who the hell is greasy bear??

Posted at 1:50PM on Mar 13th 2007 by GemBo

30. What ticks me off is this guy really has a nice face. If he would loose the dumb blonde chick, GET IN SHAPE, quit being a general dick to everyone, quit squandering money at casinos, take some acting classes hed be good in the movies, but that moves me to the next thing he would need to do...get off his fat ass and quit living off his billionaire family...sad

Posted at 2:00PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Jeanette